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Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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I'm not gonna lie I would pay $20 to own trump's "dad gives good brain" tweet

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Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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SporkOfTruth posted:

anyone got a definitive takedown of why proof of stake is still loving stupid? I have too many friends morphing into bazingas over this poo poo

proof of stake is a system where the rich get richer intentionally.

it’s a strong disincentive to new people starting to buy a token

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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ADINSX posted:

lolll imagining being the first DBA, just imagining it. A database built with no regard for maintainability AND a culture of devs who have "gotten by just fine" without "all these rules!"

DBAs are way out of style, why pay salaries for people who don’t crank out new features

my employer found another trick to ship faster with lower costs, get rid of all QA roles

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Jan 17, 2009

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Shame Boy posted:

the guy who bought the blippy or bloopy or blarpy or whatever the gently caress his name is artwork was suspiciously closely related to the guy who ran the specific NFT platform that the sale was executed on, and was using the artwork as part of some further nft "investment" scam where you could buy shares in a portfolio of nft's

blippi is a children’s YouTube video maker who shat all over his friend in a past career under the name “steezy grossman”

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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OzyMandrill posted:

has the tether snapped at last?

Tether isn't in danger until its market cap overtakes Bitcoin.

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Jan 17, 2009

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

even if you paid each one of those people $200k (a pure fantasy), that's $3.6b, where the gently caress is the rest of that going

FB mainstream software toucher pay literally is $350k-$400k

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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And the execs make several times that, yeah

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Jan 17, 2009

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infernal machines posted:

it's a real shame yospos' patron saint turned out to be a rapist

Enough about rms

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Jan 17, 2009

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PostNouveau posted:

OK I'mma go buy like 12,000 Luna

That's like $8 worth, right?

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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It's back in the top 10 coins by market cap now. They are just going to print trillions.

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Jan 17, 2009

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Shame Boy posted:

i wanted to see if he had a favorite coin he endorsed instead (since that seems like something he'd do) and instead found this, where he seems to have created his own buttcoin



this is incredible, it has not one but two real jokes, and i also agree with him that crypto is stupid

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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So is the gimmick that this company bought the TLDd, and instead of being a normal domain registrar they are tracking them on the Blockchain? But why

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Jan 17, 2009

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njsykora posted:

that is a hilariously low price for the supposed source code for one of the biggest games of all time

It's not like you can do anything useful with it anyway

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Criminal prosecution of anyone rich is insanely slow, the SEC is slow enough already. These million dollar slaps on the wrist are actually pretty good to have, the SEC is one of the last functioning parts of the US bureaucracy.

I'm curious what happens if people just stop following the x year restrictions like Musk did, though.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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The guys going to real federal prison. He's probably going to be the scapegoat for everything bad that's happened.

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Jan 17, 2009

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evilweasel posted:

usually the first day declaration of the debtors tries to paint their activities and their bankruptcy in the best possible light

let's see what that is

Wheres this from? Amazing

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Daddy Bankman lol I cannot get over the names

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Jan 17, 2009

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qirex posted:

it makes sense, you could spend 5 grand on hats and magic crystal iap or you could just buy the publisher

Ive heard accounts from whale based mobile games with really small player bases that they'll have a person whose job is to keep a couple of whales happy and spending, as in making new accounts or bot accounts for the whales to beat, making new items designed for a single specific person, etc.

When a single whale spends more than a full time salary, it unlocks weird business models.

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Jan 17, 2009

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smellmycheese posted:

huge if true



She's snitching and will get like 2 years probation while SBF goes away until he's 50. Good for her.

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Jan 17, 2009

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

putting med patches on all 708 Keiraku Hikō (Pressure Points) Kenshiro style.

Nobody has abused med patches at this intensity since System Shock 1 in 1994.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Roll for anal circumference stretch capacity, DC 14

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Don't think too hard, it's clearly a bit but also hilarious

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Jan 17, 2009

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Shumagorath posted:

Cocktails that cost half a 750mL bottle at retail are always a good laugh.

Half, and a cocktail? That's chump poo poo.

Try charging more than the bottle cost for a shot

https://twitter.com/scavendish/status/1430888146326147074?t=r3jOZCLRTsD98fBsw0z4qQ&s=19

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Jan 17, 2009

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I get this email a few times a month and it always makes me laugh. I guess someone falls for it but whatever.

quote:

I have a video of you wanking on the left screen, and on the right screen - the video you were watching while masturbating.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Wasn't he tweeting recently that actually he's not on the run, he has no idea what the police are talking about?

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Jan 17, 2009

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Gubbinal Girl posted:

Lol he's going to get his parents locked up too

Yeah, they absolutely signed up for that when they used the stolen money to pay for his legal defense.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Jonny Nox posted:

i remember that lab. I thought I had found a new way of creating new gold (I failed the lab)

They probably just got tired of the piss smells from your alchemy.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Chalks posted:

how could an ai interact with a dollar at all? it doesn't even have hands

Just side it into the AIs G-string

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Jan 17, 2009

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qirex posted:

acting like rich folks before you're actually rich is a classic way for people to ruin their lives, see also people taking out home equity loans to flip rolexes

Housing wealth is the most insidious type of wealth because yeah you might be worth $3 million but you're still broke and live in a tiny box.

Case in point:

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Shame Boy posted:

how can he sleep on that many stimulants

It's probably not what most humans would experience, that drug combo for that long must have done insane things to sleep and dreaming.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Eeyo posted:

yeah they asked gary wang "did you commit crimes with sbf" and he's like "yeah i committed crimes with sbf"



drat, maybe SBF shouldn't have done all those crimes, then told everyone about all the crimes he did

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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SBF's pillow talk must have also been about crimes, right?

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Jan 17, 2009

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https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1713914800076435561

Whoa, what's going on?

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Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Shame Boy posted:

im the precipitous drop that happened moments before they could take the screenshot

Well, it is crypto after all

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