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https://twitter.com/sxtvik/status/1521558032169242625 why are you bullying me i had good intentions!!! also: https://twitter.com/mistcop/status/1521560566652932096 i don't think i've ever seen someone blame gen x for cancel culture lmao
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also i should note twitter helpfully cropped out his entire screed on the embed so here it is: none of you did this when i suggested we use web3 to fix mental health! also what do you mean i'm mansplaining, i've donated to planned parenthood for 6 years!
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i can't be racist against planned parenthoods, i have a planned parenthood friend and he says it's fine!
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Splicer posted:Literally complaining that quoting is doxxing is this our patron saint i was thinking the same thing lol really though even without all the other dumb poo poo, imagine having a blue check yet whining when a lot of people see your tweet
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wasn't there one where they tried to buy some jodorowsky's dune book with the goal of putting it online and nobody bothered to check and see if it was already online (which it was)
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Endless Mike posted:oh it's real excellent
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really though y'all are educated stupid, it's pretty simple: ape has 4-slurp simultaneous 4-juice within single slurp rotation
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why do they call it a slurp juice when you slurp in the ape juice slurp out astro ape the juice
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also involved is this, which... is it a joke? i absolutely cannot tell anymore https://twitter.com/twetchapp quote:The pay-to-earn web3 social network where you own your data. In-app payments. NFT marketplace. Get paid to Tweet. CLICK THE LINK IN THE BIO pay to earn
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okay its not a joke it's just tipping but worse https://twitter.com/Dj_Liberty1/status/1520684747273523200 how come nobody in this thread ever buys Egg from me huh 
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also you have to pay them to implement basic features lmao https://twitter.com/twetchapp/status/1520428657289973761 also lmao this https://twitter.com/egglrd/status/1520107647915245573
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wait what the hell kind of visual art doesn't include video or images but still goes on patreon
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Endless Mike posted:her!? am i not getting a joke here the only her involved is this woman in the replies who seems very satisfied with this moneymaking proposition: https://twitter.com/Felizmenteamar1/status/1520685553901096963
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"exit scam" was right there but then you'd have to rhyme scam with something good and i'm drawing a blank e: oh i got it: exit scam it's a sham apes all gone we're off to unplanned rug-pull land Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 13:52 on May 5, 2022 |
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database rules are well organized, therefore its impenetrable
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i think my favorite part is the implication that people in the congo don't know or care what a thousand dollars are
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i legit can't tell if that "just go to an atm and get cash and use that" guy is serious because it's both a great own and also exactly the kind of solution i'd expect a bitcoiner to come up with while still considering it "paying for everything with bitcoin"
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god i hope the fiat cucks recorded it and put it on tik tok
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Crime on a Dime posted:more criminals use regular money by many orders of magnitude everyone who has touched regular money has either died or is in the process of dying, makes u think
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Bulgakov posted:as long as there's enough speculative money going around to keep the standard financial markets from collapsing way down to anything realistic i have some bad news for you about what the rest of the market is doing
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does 🥺 mean something else in el salvador or is he intentionally repeatedly making the subby bitch emote
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LanceHunter posted:It looks like crypto is running out of bigger fools. That, of it's all a conspiracy... hold up just one sec they literally call it a bag? like in their own terms they are a bag holder??
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Beeftweeter posted:iirc USDC is actually backed by real dollars though, but see also: $COIN pretty sure it came out that the "real" "dollars" was not actually real or dollars it was like, stocks or something, but we know those only go up so its fine
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kw0134 posted:yes, this is the classic "short squeeze" where a thinly traded stock has a ton of its shares tied up in a short, so any surge in demand triggers margin calls and short covers...which sends the stock higher because people long are seeing dollar signs and the remainder are willing to sell their increasingly valuable shares at higher prices, which fuels further demand for short covers. a friend of mine worked at gamestop when that was first happening and one of her coworkers thought people were investing in gamestop because they believed in the company and its mission to provide quality videogames at an affordable price. he already owned a bunch of stock before it even happened but didn't sell when it went way up in value because he thought it was just the market finally realizing how valuable and great gamestop is
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Beeftweeter posted:so i just checked coinbase's site to see and dollar-denominated asses
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao even if you read that "chart" very generously it still shows his projection as a decline, resulting in massive revenue loss. the chart is a joke, you see
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https://twitter.com/OllieMcClellan/status/1524594706423844864 lmao
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just you wait, one day my favorite coin will come back from the grave and beat up all the bullies and show my wife how stupid and wrong she was for leaving me!!
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doge bless us all
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:at least he was smart enough to limit the number of paychecks in crypto from the start im "the success of MiamiCoin"
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they have value because they're backed by math, and everyone knows math = money
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just ask any math major, if you can get a minute of their time while they're on their superyachts
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Mr. Nice! posted:ransomware dried up since russia locked itself away from the world's internet and as a result crypto volume cratered and a few cashouts plus people running arbitrage attacks against dumb contracts have caused prices to plummet and a lot of idiots to have massive losses. man why didn't we cut russia off from the internet sooner this is great
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i'm glad the decentralized future currency that can never be shut down by a central authority has been shut down by the central authority
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good pitch, definitely get all excited to do it and explain to your parents that you can't ever actually get money back out because it's not about that and see how enthusiastic they are to hand over their savings after that
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i bet it's not 4.8 million anymore buddy lmao
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