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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:broken clock, worst person you know, etc the bitcoin has a cool smug face.
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# ¿ May 18, 2022 15:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:14 |
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surprised REI isn't saying "you can use the dollar you saved from not having to pay pesky union fees to fix your flat tire."
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# ¿ May 21, 2022 18:32 |
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buttcoin: I'M NOT A GOOD DEV AND PROBABLY MISDESCRIBED SOMETHING.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 15:57 |
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i hope this softboy tech kid and his dogfaced CEO get caught by whichever criminals they’re scamming.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 23:24 |
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lol the Decentraland Babydolls. seems like something a legit audit company would support. i was willing to entertain the idea that SBF used the backdoor to cook the books whenever they audited, but after reading that i think they were in on it.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 00:45 |
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he's in a jailcell hopefully
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 05:03 |
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lmao CEOs tumblr
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 16:01 |
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https://twitter.com/excedrinenjoyer/status/1591608620348997632 what a loving lunatic. surprise, she's fash!
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 16:03 |
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human biodiversity i think
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 16:22 |
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sbf about to get liquidated (turned into liquid by the mafia)
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 03:25 |
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https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1592001631079497728?s=20&t=n05KLf-tWMYM-5VfPXcghA
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 04:52 |
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rival co-op is a contradiction of terms
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 14:44 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:samuel!!!! shut the gently caress up!!!! you may be going to prison!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 00:52 |
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i have a hunch he's going to put it all on Caroline Ellison (who's name I guess I have to memorize now because she was in on everything). It's clear that SBF was running the show but he's going to be like "wow I had no idea what was going on in Alameda. it was all her!" it's not going to work. anyways hopefully they both end up in prison.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 01:07 |
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kw0134 posted:not even a dead rat, because that's something someone else created. a picture of a dead rat they drew and "valued" at $2.3 billion because that's how assets work right? and they can only show you 5% of the rat or it disappears
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 02:11 |
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https://twitter.com/AutismCapital/status/1592045265980383232 can't wait to learn from the best
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 03:55 |
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SBF deleted a bunch of tweets about having GAAP audits. the cryptic tweets were so he could delete old tweets without his total count changing. obviously it didn't work.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 04:01 |
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change my name to Charli FTX
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 13:27 |
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Mto6h1TT52TVBNEwm31NV6hs9T0y-EdW-NuwrzfsC24/htmlview here’s a list of his deleted tweets. lots of stuff to tom brady, which makes me think Tampa Tom is sending his personal hit squad at SBF edit: oh nm. anything with RT at the start was deleted by the original user, not SBF. so tom brady was the one deleting everything Trillhouse fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Nov 15, 2022 |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 13:58 |
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infernal machines posted:i get that he is profoundly dumb, but seriously, what the gently caress is he doing? either thinks it can't get any worse (wrong) or thinks he can post through it.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 14:56 |
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wake up bae, new rare Caroline Ellison just dropped
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 16:09 |
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Beeftweeter posted:is she a giant or is that just a really tiny plane qirex posted:she is like the least gucci tracksuit person to ever walk the earth gucci should send a cease-and-desist
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 16:39 |
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FTX was full of Soylent apparently
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 20:20 |
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https://twitter.com/karivmcmahon/status/1591786644780515328 lol
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 22:02 |
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the publisher is already shopping it out to movie studios too
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 22:17 |
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yeah wtf if I go see a therapist in the Bahamas are they just going to blab everything?
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 00:09 |
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lol he's still talking to journalistsquote:-- As Bankman-Fried tried to rescue FTX in its frantic final days, he sought emergency investments from financial behemoths in Saudi Arabia and Japan – and was joined at his Bahamas headquarters by his law professor father. your dad is a law professor! why are you talking to Reuters?! look at this poo poo: quote:In his email to Reuters, Bankman-Fried said, "To my knowledge, Alameda did not buy very much FTT during the crash to stabilize it." Well, that's certainly showing up in a hearing. Trillhouse posted:SAM, this is your lawyer. i am ordering you to post more. be epic and based.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 16:27 |
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I think he's hopped up on stims and can't accept that the situation is out of control and there's nothing he can do about it. His entire life since starting FTX has been seat-of-its-pants decision after decision. Now there's no money left, nothing to trade, nothing to even do, so the only thing he can exert control over is his image and the press. But it's also creating evidence for the future trials and I don't think he really gets that, or thinks he's hit bottom. But he hasn't.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 16:37 |
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:i hope the nerd sex with the fugly white supremacist was worth it you know it smell crazy in there
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 17:01 |
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Ariong posted:So he spent $200m on real estate in the Bahamas and $210m on some e-sports team’s name? plus $210m to rebrand the Miami Heat's stadium "FTX Arena"
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 18:43 |
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that's sick. i wish all billionaires spent massive amounts of cash on stupid vanity projects and advertising. it's so much better than "i drive a used Toyota Camry because i'm just so gosh-darned frugal."
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 18:51 |
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killhamster posted:oh nooooooo nononononononono we need regulation we haven to stop this!
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 21:21 |
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i bet SBF has a hog on him
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 21:39 |
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https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1592976961835765760 can't stop won't stop
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 21:51 |
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Buttcoin: Sometimes life creeps up on you
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 21:53 |
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filming it, i guess.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 22:02 |
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i bet he's still talking to The Big Short guy too
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 22:06 |
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hehe
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 22:28 |
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"Regulators are actually cool an really really important. yes i just said "gently caress regulators" last night and yes I also admitted to acting in bad faith and that my entire image is a mask I put on to fool investors...but I'm being totally honest when I say regulators are good. Today, I mean."
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 00:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:14 |
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the new CEO sounds like a substitute teacher that is very disappointed in the class.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 16:06 |