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Midjack posted:jack abramoff is going back to jail for this one too. well i guess abram's gonna have to learn how to do it for himself
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 18:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 07:22 |
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Boxturret posted:imagine thinking for a second that andreas created a thing are you saying he didn't come up with that sweet logo himself?
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 21:08 |
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https://twitter.com/JohnWRichKid/status/1435448775263375365
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 05:17 |
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i don't think posting everything online the second that you hear you're being sued by a regulatory body is a sound legal strategy, but maybe that's why i'm not a chief legal officer
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 06:08 |
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couldn't orb just keep a copy of everyone's eye pattern? 'cuz that's what i'd do, you know, just in case i ever felt like taking everybody's money and running
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 18:18 |
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this is the same community that gave us "honest ponzis"
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 18:10 |
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lol you got out from under all those pesky, burdensome regulations. congrats!
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 20:08 |
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"wasn't our fault, it was the DDoS. or maybe the ransoms. anyway cya suckers"
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2022 16:37 |
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huh, weird that his phone would autocorrect it to that
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 20:26 |
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how in the gently caress does penny arcade keep on looking worse like, is whatsisname doing it on purpose? that might actually be impressive in a weird sort of way
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 21:30 |
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it's no "raped to sleep by the dickwolves" but it'll do, i guess
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 21:34 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:was it that? I haven't read it in like 20 years but wasn't it about, idk, unbreakable crypto or something? the main plot was about the characters starting up a gold-backed cryptocurrency. the good thing about it, tho, was it made me realize i didn't have to read neal stephenson
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 21:55 |
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gschmidl posted:Lolli is just short for lollipop, at least in German. I didn't realize/think about "loli" being short for Lolita though a friend of my gf's wanted to name her baby "lolli", as in short for lollipop. i told her to spell it with one less l and type it into google she picked a different name
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 22:09 |
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...! posted:olli? yeah, that was it
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 22:18 |
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forgot whether i was in the bitcoin or the elon thread for a minute
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2022 18:57 |
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smellmycheese posted:what , really, is the difference between a book and these 5 min pornhub films I tug my little cock to ? well, with a book you got something right there to clean up with
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2022 00:26 |
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imagine spending the holidays explaining to friends and family how you lost all your money because you "invested" it with one of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2022 21:22 |
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i know we're not supposed to wish prison violence on anyone, but i really hope the other inmates forcibly give him a fuckin haircut
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 22:40 |
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ymgve posted:could it be a medically induced coma? do they keep people in medically induced comas for several months? they generally time them for maximum dramatic or comedic effect
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 15:42 |
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blugu64 posted:
just walking into labcorp and demanding the paranoia panel
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 18:01 |
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every breath you take is about stalking your ex wife
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 00:25 |
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the dude is just pathologically incapable of shutting the gently caress up about his crimes i am absolutely in awe
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 15:55 |
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more falafel please posted:i wish highway gothic was actually the achewood font, or that the achewood font was available anywhere i thought blue highway was the achewood font
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 20:48 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:This is what I have been using, it's 99% good but I'm guessing he had some custom weight / leading / kerning set and I can never get it 100% correct - maybe the Photoshop type tools aren't up to the job but I don't have an Illustrator install. yeah it seems to be something about how the font gets antialiased? is that what you'd call it? when it's shrunk to the size / resolution the comic uses. ah well, still good enough for putting your friends' names instead of "todd" in there or whatever you're shopping up achewoods for
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 21:24 |
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Doom Mathematic posted:You can encode a 32-bit number by selectively removing adult teeth from a person's jaw. There's an Iain Banks book where someone does that to a guy. surface dental
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 01:13 |
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"well there's no way i can prove the money isn't being laundered, monero is untraceable" ahahahahahaha doesn't sound like a great feature now, does it?
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 17:05 |
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quote:Sorry man for all the downvotes and the trouble you're in.Hope you have some XMR so you can pay your bills, maybe by swapping for fiat cash via localmonero. just for selling software
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 17:19 |
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EricBauman posted:brb, im opening a company called kyc wealth management after the rugpull you can change the name to kys wealth management
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 21:10 |
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Sweevo posted:remember when that came out and a bunch of people claimed the cgi was so good that soon real actors would be obsolete no no, they were saying that and then the movie came out
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 02:01 |
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that is like, the best picture of shaq that has ever been taken
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 18:29 |
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oh, well if it's 100% safe and secure, then i guess it's okay
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 02:46 |
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i think the "so are y'all millionaires yet" one is still my favorite
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 01:50 |
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Ariong posted:Which one is that? AITA for making fun of my BIL after he lost a poo poo ton of money investing in crypto? quote:So my(27M) SIL’s husband(31M) is a piece of work. He’s a bit of a braggart and gets off on boasting about his money and the things he’s bought with said money. Me and my wife aren’t exactly struggling, but we’re not as well off as them.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 03:02 |
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the only difference between a dumpster fire and a traditional dumpster is that one is on fire
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 21:33 |
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wasn't "whoops, looks like everybody invested in the same ponzi" exactly what happened with pirateat40's poo poo? i mean i'm not real surprised that nobody in crypto learned anything, it's just kinda funny is all
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 04:56 |
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2023 22:40 |
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i'm sensing a strong correlation between the number of wedgies a dude got in school and the number of lovely crypto investments he got into later in life
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 21:03 |
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guy scrolling through hats on amazon, thinking "maaan, i really want a fedora but i don't want people to think i'm an rear end in a top hat" and he finally lands on this fuckin thing
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 12:58 |
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saying ross got busted for making a website is like saying john wayne gacy got in trouble because he didn't call before digging in his crawlspace
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 21:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 07:22 |
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FMguru posted:did someone mention ross?!?! so what's the status on paying to have people killed to protect your drug empire, these days? is the world celebrating that particular disruptive force that he championed
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 11:23 |