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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



I wonder when one of these buttgong pyramid schemes is going to have an NXIVM style human trafficking subcult powering it

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Shame Boy posted:

i love it when non-lawyers try to write legal-sounding terms, especially when they're full of spelling mistakes :allears:

also lol at
1. you are the sole rights holder and owner
7. except we reserve the rights to use it however we want

opening up with "YOUR RIGHTS AS A LEMMINGS" is a pretty powerful start for bad grammar

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



EorayMel posted:

So how much of this money is actually mafia money needing to be laundered and/or grandparent inheritance

all of it

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



how the gently caress do people sell that poo poo, like, what kind of platform is this based on

I want to rug pull a bunch of libertarian incel dorks

a fool and his money soon buy me an RTX 3080

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



brb selling the DNC my "x.509 certificates with URLs to PNGs" idea for "carbon-zero NFTs"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



FAUXTON posted:

starboard citizen

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Boxturret posted:

now i'm imagining some intrepid captain of industry making a special device with a camera proof screen and no ports that can connect to the internet and then make an nft site that will only display the images when it's loaded on that device, just to stop the vile right clickers

I'd put a bug bounty on that just to spite cryptophiles

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



https://twitter.com/aaronreynolds/status/1453201022890004485

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



orange juche posted:

amberpos is the superior posting interface

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



njsykora posted:

crypto in general right now feels like everyone’s grabbing anything that isn’t nailed down before the party gets shut down

that's been the purpose from the start

scams, all the way down

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the tweet that's in response to :eyepop:

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



my retirement savings is all in normal index funds and the like but I'd happily eat a wall street crash to see crypto die forever. not like I'm going to actually get to retire lmao

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



none of these people should be allowed within 500 feet of schools

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



pointsofdata posted:

"Binance Markets Limited" has an official UK address: 167-169 Great Portland Street, London, England, W1W 5PF

However, there is a notice on Binance's website that that company is not currently allowed to conduct any regulated activities due to an order by a regulator, so I'm not sure that counts.

looks like one of those virtual office things where you can get pick up your mail and poo poo lol

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



bad dragon yacht club

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



it’s basically ssl certificates on a blockchain except they never expire. the “authority” is the ledger itself

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



RPATDO_LAMD posted:

how does one "buy a gaming username", asking for a friend

find someone who has a username with a hard R in it and offer them sixty bucks in CoD points

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



lol, the eve online devs at one point had multiple economists on staff because their whole game is built around actual economics, down to the hypercapitalist backstabbing. space games having economists in the dev team isn't new at all

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Shame Boy posted:

the "paid in crypto" people seem like an even less useful and much more dire version of the people who thought it was cool to get linux running on a toaster 20 years ago

what i'm trying to say is in 20 years we'll all be paid in bespoke incompatible coins that stop getting security updates after a year and pining for the days when you could get non-"smart" money

it’s going to be even worse in america because between the unregulated late stage capitalism and the 19th century nightmare of financial technology we’ll get to see the shitcoin meets company scrip equivalent of a nation struggling to understand how chip and pin works thirty years after everyone else has outright deprecated magnetic strip transactions

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



correct, it is called back bacon and is the inferior form of bacon

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



killhamster posted:

your YouTube is cursed forevermore

every once in a while youtube starts trying to push jorp poo poo into my feed and I just spam "not interested" and "don't recommend channel" on it and it goes away for a couple months

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



if it were images that'd technically make the bitcoin blockchain illegal to possess

hell even as links it may still be, you'd just need to find a prosecutor in a bitcoin-related child pornography case with an axe to grind against crypto bros

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



fisting by many posted:

what's with the conspicuous two-floor houses in all the thumbnails, is this a goon thing

most alt-right gateway youtubers live in buttfuck nowhere where a mcmansion costs 250k

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Nybble posted:

The Seattle Kraken, who play in Climate Pledge Arena, would like you all to know that pledge is bullshit https://twitter.com/seattlekraken/status/1470424032814276608?s=21

the seattle kraken are so poo poo even the canucks are doing better than them, and we're the worst team in the league

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




that profile pic looks like an eve online character

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



some encyclopedic knowledges of the use of japanese party penthouses in pornography on display here

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Shame Boy posted:

that actually was his friend and she came into the lowtax death thread and posted pictures of herself with cum dripping out of her mouth

it was a very weird thread

iirc it wasn't even lowtax's cum, just... some dude's spooge that she posted to own his ex-wives

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



The Wisest Moron posted:

Cryptoland: what if we reinvent timeshares, but with fake money? Scams within scams. An endless fractal of bagholders.

cryptoland: timeshares but for child sex slaves

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



cults are like that.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Boxturret posted:

with bitcoin we will make the baby store a reality

the perfect future for libertarians

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Shumagorath posted:

The browser as both state-sponsored malware AND a conduit for burning down the planet. I'd rather use Safari... on Windows.

lol that the same guy owns two different companies to comprise a majority share ownership of loving opera

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



can’t believe the system designed to launder money and buy/sell child porn is bad at verifying identities

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



we would be better off as a species if cryptobros all keeled over/got locked up forever for distribution of child pornography or whatever else they do that isn't ravaging the planet for shittily drawn loving chimpanzees

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



an NFT of the FBI's "this dark web site has been seized" banner

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



ozzy killed randy rhoads and the music world would have been significantly improved if they had switched places that day

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Shame Boy posted:

do the lick the ear mic people get sponsorship deals

do they like, stop to whisper about nord vpn into the ear mic in between licks

nah they all just make huge bank off patreon. for twenty bucks a month simps can hear them faking an orgasm into a microphone

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



I'll believe it when I see it but l m a o if the biden admin accidentally helps save the planet by tanking crypto's "value" through the SEC

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



ymgve posted:

the chart and document makes me think the feds don't have the ability to trace through monero yet - the breakthrough was probably the one line from "VCE 1 account 1" which was pure BTC all the way, and the rest was just filling in pieces once they got the mycrimes.xls

yeah monero was developed specifically because bitcoin and etherium were too easy for feds to trace child pornography and phenazepam purchases back through no matter how much you laundered it

it is the modern krugerrand. if you own some, it's not because you have an academic interest in denomination-free gold coins from south africa

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the dumb thing is thinking you can launder bitcoin without using an actual system meant for laundering like monero or an ethereum tornado or whatever.

you can't. it's explicitly designed to be traceable. somehow idiots got it in their head that just because your full name and local bank branch transit number isn't on the transactions that means it's anonymous. that just means it takes a few more steps

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the delta-v for a solar injection is a dozen times the delta-v for sending them up just far enough that they get Columbia’d on the way back down

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