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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/nktpnd/status/1200514370868043791
https://twitter.com/WhalePanda/status/1200524434098012165

# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 22:39

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Gazpacho posted:

diydude2 14 points · 2 days ago

I've sent Bitcoin to Africa, to a Nigerian prince, in fact. He used it to pay for a new well and water pump in his village and a motorbike. It felt really good.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 18:53

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

communist challenge coin is a sock full of quarters

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 06:22

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Boxturret posted:

are those people still around that think that black helicopters are a biomechanical living creature that craves human flesh?

well, now there is

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 21:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Boxturret posted:

idea: a virus that pops up a window saying that this is a program from el musk himself and he's using your creeit card to look for aliens

# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 21:01

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Azathoth posted:

I remember way back in the early days, some porn site tried accepting bitcoin and found that it hurt their conversion rate to simply offer it along side the normal methods of payment.

...! posted:

that was wikipedia

lol

# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 19:10

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

DrPossum posted:

ozzy osbourn and his family loving sucks

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 05:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

infernal machines posted:

i had to go find the original of that

would be less embarrassing i think

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 02:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Midjack posted:

change my pitch up
funge my bits up

i can't wait for you to funge me up
in a minute minute, in a funging minute

# ¿ Feb 11, 2022 14:58

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Shame Boy posted:

i love how all of these have to have stories and inspiration

"stake to earn games" lmao is that just gambling, that sure sounds like it's just gambling

quote:

Our Story
The idea behind CryptoGirlfriend came from the notion that in a bull market everyone gets girlfriends.

what

# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 15:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1496993170168680448

# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 03:38

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Boxturret posted:

yeah wow, an ape in a sailor outfit, that's prime ip material. they'll be lining up around the block to make a movie based on that guy

# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 21:41

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

gschmidl posted:

Crypto's using 0.5% of the entire world's energy and must be exterminated, hth.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 23:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Boxturret posted:

once we send wave after wave of our money in to the scammers wallets they'll reach their preset scam limit and shut down!

# ¿ Mar 31, 2022 03:13

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

gschmidl posted:

Death is what he should pay with.

# ¿ May 3, 2022 01:39

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

skaboomizzy posted:

burn this entire false economy to the ground, it's time

# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 08:34

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

trucutru posted:

Problem is that coin rewards are getting halved again in May 2024 so they need to go back to 40k or so before that happens to keep the current difficulty going (if electricity prices per TH stay stable)

Yup, The point is that there is a big wall at 18.6k that shows that the butts will have trouble climbing up.

i have always hoped that bitcoin et al would be killed by a frisbee on the roof scenario

# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 20:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOmdg3epcic

# ¿ Jun 19, 2022 00:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Shame Boy posted:

yeah i've been imagining bitcoin mining farms as captain planet villains for years now

especially the stories of them reopening old coal power plants, or illegally deploying entire generating stations and shipping containers full of miners to natural gas fields because they'll make enough mining to offset the cost of eventually having some neighbor complain about the noise of the gas turbines and get found out

i will become an ecoterrorist if i ever have to maintain a bitcoin wallet or interact with crypto in any way

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 20:42

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Soylent Pudding posted:

My girlfriend sent me something recently about how it's pretty amazing that poison ivy's transformation from villain to anti-hero wasn't because of some major character defining plot arc but because our generation grew up and said "wait, she's a superpowered environmentalist and feminist who murders billionaires and that's supposed to make us want to root against her?!?"

yeah it owns

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 21:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

SubG posted:

something like twenty years ago i bought a bunch of telescope eyepieces from edmond optics when they had them on clearance after they discontinued the line. since then they've been sending me a sears wishbook sized catalogue of laboratory grade optical gear every couple months.

i see so many weird catalogues and hyperspecific magazines going to random houses in my post office. weirdest one i can think of right now is a magazine about coin collecting and a seperate one about stamp collecting that go out regularly

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 21:21

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Sapozhnik posted:

just loving die already

# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 20:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

4lokos basilisk posted:

sure yeah, gaming is fine but sorry i won't care about gamers not being able to update their rigs immediately when a new card drops.
and by gamers i mean people who self-identify as a gamer first and foremost and are the kind of people who are seemingly trying their hardest to fulfill all the scaremongering prophecies we used to have about "computer gaming ruining our youth". these are the gamers who this techradar article was seemingly aimed at imo

just to clarify, crypto mining should be straight up illegal

idk i guess what i want to say is that maybe we don't need the latest and greatest in tech dropping every 6 months, maybe this is also killing the planet in a way

ewaste is disgusting

# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 21:57

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

entirely unironically the people i am the closest to feeling sorry for.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 16:08

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Shame Boy posted:

i remember when i first heard of it i looked around their website and they straight up say "we write custom fortunes that tell people to use your product, then put your product's ad on the back!" which lmao

lol

# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 21:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

evilweasel posted:

busy sending client alerts based on things i read on the yospos buttcoin thread

also making sure the alert has no reference to where, exactly, i got the link to this lawsuit

it's linked on the web3isgoinggreat page
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=RvF30Mz2IZW63s1mjjau2Q==

# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 03:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Midjack posted:

code is law
code is slaw
code slaw

# ¿ Jul 10, 2022 05:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

an outspoken puppet you say

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 12:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Hammerite posted:

more like... betty poop

frens and 88 huh

# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 18:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Chris Knight posted:

the 8888 is just cargo culting Chinese lucky numbers. every hotel I went to on the mainland had room safes, and that was the default combination

if it was just the double 88 sure but it gets more suspicious when there's 3 or 4 different dogwhistles too

# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 21:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

it's a referral bonus with blockchain

totally different

almost all of them are referral bonuses on the blockchain or "what if customers could make money by buying product"

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 14:57

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

haveblue posted:

sneakerheads are having a major problem right now because sneakers, being intended to be worn until replacement, were never made to be durable long-term and their collections are just spontaneously falling apart

it owns lol

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 19:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Alan Smithee posted:

https://www.businessinsider.com/james-howells-threw-away-bitcoin-dump-masterplan-get-back-2022-7?op=1&scrolla=5eb6d68b7fedc32c19ef33b4

Rich tycoon: "I'm not funding this as an investment. I'm funding it because watching you poors sift through garbage gives me pleasure!"

Metal Gear Solid State Drive

literally a silicon valley joke

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 20:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

isn't seraph the one that fishmech fou d on the sex offender registry? something about molesting an underage relative IIRC

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 22:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

quote:

Now, onto sirius business. There's something I've been wanting to say to you for awhile, my fellow Yosposting CIA Jewlluminati, so I'll say it now.

lol an antisemite too, what a prizewinner

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 22:31

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Shame Boy posted:

that tweet he's replying to is like textbook "something a stupid person says because they think it sounds smart" lmao

it's a great way to not actually answer a question at all

# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 19:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

ymgve posted:

in what way has glinner been even a fraction of vindicated

# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 14:30

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Neito posted:

also he's famously still very banned from twitter isn't he?

yeah i'm pretty sure he's on the trump twitclone or something

# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 16:12

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Khorne posted:

yeah, how do you go from a gov job to getting paid less in private industry lmao

# ¿ Aug 12, 2022 21:18

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