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TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

we've run out of rubes to fleece, try again later

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TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Hammerite posted:

normal brain: my bitscoin were stolen! this is very unfair!

libertarian brain: i should have secured my bitscoin better if i did not want them to be stolen. since i am a rational actor, my failure to invest time in securing my bits was because it did not pass a cost-benefit analysis.

galaxy brain: by the transcendental logic of the blockchain, we see that the bitscoin were in fact never stolen in the first place

once all the blocks return to satoshi, the end times come

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

EorayMel posted:

You look at the bitcoin and think about how valuable it is. You
think about how valuable it would be if you mined it raw. You think
about how valuable it would be if you mined it premined. You think
about how valuable it would be if you mined it fraudulently

not a fan of this latest dr seuss book

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

denial of service on the laffchain

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Did this get posted first time around? Starts off :stare: and evolves into :stonk:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/smart-lock-eviction-moratorium-landlord

a hacker uses a bug in the smartlock™ smartcontract™ to redirect rent payments to their address, locking out both renter and landlord for failure to pay
when the landlord attempts to bypass the lock, the smartlock™ smartcontract™ summons murderdrones to defend against this violation of the NAP

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Shumagorath posted:

someone once let butt and coin come together by dropping a screwdriver onto their backspace key

they asked the blockchain to confirm that they were already dead and died before the transaction went through

with 7 transactions per second nothing about butt coin could be described as "prompt"

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


not true, you referenced his original post, thus confirming his ownership on the postchain


Soylent Pudding posted:

this post is made of original characters do not steal

:golfclap:

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Paladinus posted:

Non,
Fartable
Tokens

not coins, high velocity

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1373367266696339457

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Shame Boy posted:

oh good their twitter has pictures of it

:nws: due to being "picture of a buttplug", in case you're somehow at work



why the hell does it have pills in it

pounded in my buttcoin

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Shame Boy posted:

i still don't get it

i think it's about the bearwhale from 2014, where someone put up a sell order with a ton of butts at below the market price at the time. coiners screamed about the bearwhale trying to destroy buttcoin, and they "defeated" it by spending all their money to buy all the butts.

in retrospect, it was just some early adopter deciding to cash out, and the coiners defeated it by cashing it out :psyduck:

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

gschmidl posted:

:wrong:

The movement directions in the fourth dimension are kata (towards katarchy) and ana (towards anarchy).

the fifth axis goes from "this is good for bitcoin" to "this is good for bitcoin"
the middle is good for bitcoin too

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Boxturret posted:

if only a brave and heroic bearwhale would come and save us from number going down

those are bearwhales; you must be thinking of the mythical bullwhale

or the great and all knowing satoshi, may his teeth ever grow longer

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


:perfect:

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

bitcoin go down the hole

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Shumagorath posted:

buttcoin: be your owned bank

bank your owned butt

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

njsykora posted:

who would ever read this thread

what thread?

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Gazpacho posted:

did anyone say blockedchain

coinblocked

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


farcical reserve banking

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Beelzebufo posted:

Wait so the logic here is that becuase potential future gains will always increase, the logical move will be for people to never exit, hence putting all the potentially infinite wealth into a space of pure speculation, since by this logic this paper wealth can never be realized?

If I'm reading it correctly, then the value proposal collapses the second anyone decides that they would rather actually spend some of their "money", instead of just letting it magically accrue without touching ti.

hush, you'll spoil the exit scam

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

page 404 buttcoin not found

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Qwertycoatl posted:

if you have tethers, don't worry they're backed by loans to the absolute safest companies

https://twitter.com/SilvermanJacob/status/1463503033460047879

Satoshi (may he teeth ever grow longer) finds no problem with this

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Chris Knight posted:



also we got rid of vowels for reasons

2.0ughnuts :barf:

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Gazpacho posted:

we are the NFT makers
we are the sellers of schemes
we are the opensea fakers
who hope to get rich off of memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zaQgbACc1E

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Zamujasa posted:

im the scale

assume a spherical post in a vacuum

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

coelomate posted:

don't worry just when you think you might be getting your head around it the braintrust drops a fresh

> EIP-4635: Semi-fungible token standard

on you

fungible for me but not for thee

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


the bullshit of a closed system trends towards the maximum

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


CARL MARK FORCE 4 is once again a free mark

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TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

DELETE CASCADE posted:

how come this note can't be used for duties on imports and interest on the public debt?

but then this one can?

because it says so, duh :colbert:

Real talk, the first looks to be a United States Note, which was a form of fiat currency during the gold standard era. The second is effectively a silver deposit certificate.

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