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orange juche posted:Also I am glad the buttcoin thread is back, I missed the back and forth between Boxturret and ...! ... and who? the suspense is killing me
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if you're scared the bubble will pop any minute, why not convert your ipogs into stablepogs. we might* let you cash them out after the bubble *fees apply
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i got the free box turret, but it's just a cheap chinese knockoff. the ears are wobbly and it keeps leaving strange oily residues everywhere.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Fg5FCaI_0 is this good for bitcoin?
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Chris Knight posted:due to certain, uh, legal complications, the hq is always moving zhaos' moving cryptocastle
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stablecoin = it (en)ables con
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kw0134 posted:remember none of this is necessary if you grant even a single iota of trust to a party who can decide what is or is not a valid transaction to record. this is necessary because you're assuming everyone's potentially a bad actor and only by making it expensive and highly distributed that when "enough" people say something is a thing, that becomes the truth.
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Soricidus posted:hey now it’s only a matter of time before we find someone who knows what #include means
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Penisface posted:agent 47 bitcoins eh, close enough. you are now the owner of the nft for the answer. now you just need to find another sucker to sell it to
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Boxturret posted:if you take the unspeakable name of elun's 23rd child and solve the cypher and apply it to the names of the other 22 translated in to latin you can learn the location of satoshi's secred bitcoin hoard hmm, i tried this and got: I.. N.. U.. R.. M.. O.. M.. S.. B.. U.. T.. T is that somewhere in alaska?
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DerekSmartymans posted:Bah! It’s not doxxing when I do it. Only when divabot does it! nah, that's box 'The Doxx' turret. divabot is the one who sells SA posts to people so they don't have to log into a dead gay forum, which I think counts as community service for his many crimes.
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Shame Boy posted:i can't even imagine a situation where a country would attack more than one thing at once, what would we even call that? attackfare? waging a sustained exploding on your enemy?
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gently caress SNEEP posted:just sent you my entire life savings 👍 thanks for saving the planet! i just sent you his life savings too
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njsykora posted:he’s not wrong the hexagonal warning shape they put on their profiles are a step in the right direction
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Paladinus posted:Only Tools and Ponzis. Only Tools and Nonces
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if i were wanting to get blockchain users to self-doxx their crimebux spending, i don't think i could conceive of a better way then getting them to link their wallets directly to their twitter avatar
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Zamujasa posted:sometimes everyone puts money in the pile and then the pile evaporates into thin air woah woah, that's some FUD right there. the money was siphoned out of the system long ago when they first 'bought in' all they put in the middle are the used receipts
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has the tether snapped at last?
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Gazpacho posted:has anyone said "war on terra" yet terra infirma
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you fools, do you not see what is happening? soon, luna will become zero, and then the moon will be zero, and bitcoin will become like moon! it is as satoshi prophesised may his teeth ever grow
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CommieGIR posted:Can't be real, why would they waste electricity on lights that could be going towards mining more coin. those ARE the cryptominers. it'll be illegal to use any electrical device that doesn't contain a miner half the economy relies on exports of artisanal hand dried sliced fruit
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Zamujasa posted:
genuwiine dollars! get your lovely fresh dollars, just 95 cents each! just like the real thing they are!
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Blotto_Otter posted:The quantity of their stablecoin, UST, is supposedly limited. The quantity of their cryptocurrency LUNA, which is what backs UST (and what they sell in order to fund UST redemptions) is unlimited. If a voice in your head just said "wait a second, that doesn't make sense", yes, correct, it does not make sense, you have a better understanding of this than Do Kwon, creator of UST and LUNA. yeah, thats what you think, fiat-aliure. if value = cap / n, and cap is a finite amount of money added to the system, then as n tends to infinity, value tends to zero. as he says, supply is unlimited, and the value is merely reverting to the natural, mathematical, level for an unlimited resource he is technically correct, which is the best kind
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for sale: slurp juice, unused
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gently caress man. good omens is real, vitalik is an honest to god demon looking to wrap up the deal by getting butters to electronically sell their souls on the blockchain once he goes back down, he's getting a promotion for sure
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i have a nft with an ape picture... it's a Nice loving Toilet, and it's nice because it has this hanging on the wall:  i think my ape picture is worth actual money tho, even tho you get no IP rights with it
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Paladinus posted:No, it's an ape of some sort. Or maybe a bigfoot.
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'im not funged' i say 'please don't tell anyone im funged'
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so the idea behind crypto is: i have a box painted black with a big sparkly gold symbol painted crudely on the side. i theatrically place it in the middle of the town, and place 1000 dollars inside, and then produce a piece of paper, and say that this paper represents the 1000 bucks in the box. but whats more, if you buy some of the paper, then the money goes in the box, and the bits everyone has is worth more. its a simple, logical model and utterly wrong. firstly, what happens if, after some time, there are many people with boxes nearby all saying the same thing. of course my large (and a bit tatty) box is the original and best, but now theres lots of boxes with fun rules and monkey pictures and poo poo. so what happens if instead of taking money for strips of paper, i instead accept other bits of paper, or monkey pictures. every time i keep putting the poo poo in the box and claiming it is worth more, but obviously it's not any more. but this isnt the funny thing. this is all the sideshow to the main sting. the way the coins get in is the strips of paper get handed out to the people running the computers, which use ever increasing amounts of electricity and hardware, and that all costs money and thats where the real trick happens - the exponentially decreasing-sized* strips of paper get exchanged for money, but the money gets spent by the miners on costs and yachts. none of the token sales ended up in the box, they never have** of course in real life satoshi didnt even put 1000 dollars in to start it - the box is, and has always been, utterly empty. *lol **lmao
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knox_harrington posted:come on, invisible hand. I believe in you *the invisible hand makes an obscene gesture, invisibly*
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department of impure and misapplied mathematics
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underbanked, overbanked, hodling free, the masters of cryptocoin, conmen are we
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my wallet has no butts and I must hodl
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Boxturret posted:what's CEFi CEFi DEEZ NUTZ haha, we got him! well worth the multimillion dollar setup and impending federal charges
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...! posted:i said real real money, not fake real money i'll trade you the serial number of a hyperlink to a probably racist jpeg, and some entries in a database loosely named after a comedy dog picture, like satoshi intended
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Escape From Noise posted:Who among us hasn't thrown on a military uniform and given a PowerPoint presentation to a despotic government on mycrimes? ah gently caress, i knew there was something I was supposed to be doing today i thought it was a normal tai chi class, but once you start advising oppressive regimes on ways to avoid sanctions, you just feel so relaxed and connected, you know?
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ellie the beep posted:no, you're thinking of rarebit; urbit is the sound a frogy make no, thats a ribbit. urbit is an indo-aryan language spoken chiefly in south asia
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haveblue posted:it may not be interesting or fascinating on its own merits, but it's certainly worth asking why it took off, why it got so big, and why it's proving so hard to get rid of while all of those things are true people, who are too scared to meet people who sell drugs, want to get high
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