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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


I've dreamt of bitcoin today.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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My dream bitcoin was on a flash drive. And I nonchalantly dropped it into a rubbish bin. Don't remember much else, but I consider it a good sign for bitcoin.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Hammerite posted:

The other day I dreamed that I was wearing an insanely long tie that was way below my belt, and I went to the toilet and it dipped in the toilet and touched the turds, and I was mad that my tie got dirty. Can someone PLEASE tell me how the content of my dream is good for bitcoin because I have been thinking so hard about this and Twitter was VERY unhelpful

Time to buy some long bitcoins, imo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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A currency about nothing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I am definitely the minecraft king in full armour.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Shame Boy posted:

it's actually this blockchain art program he's really enthusiastic about where you have to buy each individual pixel with cryptocurrency so every image is as minimalist and blocky as it can possibly be

truly the future of art

Man, and here I was thinking Star Citizen had already perfected selling pixels for money.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Amethyst posted:

come on fucker show me that price beginning with a "6" i'm ready

Done.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I like the number 4. It's a really good number to buy, imo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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One man's 4...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Any self-awareness, I would guess.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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EorayMel posted:

I want you to whip out your veiny crypto slinger and ill take it in my log chart from the side and go up and down on the price like a typewriter until you finally go CHING and exit scam like a ukranian exchange

penis

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Voted Goku.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


cool biRd pics posted:

hey questions

how prolific was ransomware actually? is it still a problem? was the end result of an infection actually a pay up or lose your poo poo dichotomy?

It's back. In pog bitcoin form.

Most ransomware viruses do literally nothing, and as with Melon Husk giveaways the idea is to get the dumbest person who is willing to part with their money.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Nugget's News.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Dec 26, 2019

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


KnifeWrench posted:

you know this is pretty commonplace, right? it's not a weird butter thing?

Not for a channel with under 100K subs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Boxturret posted:

why would someone make this

Looks like a sex doll.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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RustyKnight posted:

Can you elaborate what was that story again? This sounds too good to not know the details.

An insane man used the money made in bitcoin trading to buy a custom coffee table with an image of an anthropomorphic dog with an erect penis. Hope that explains it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Now looking closer, it's not an anthropomorphic dog at all, but an anthropomorphic ring-tailed cat

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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klafbang posted:

A redditor also had opinions about this when I was looking for the image:


We've been mis-characterizing the dog dick coffee table for all these years…

That reddit poster must have never seen a ring-tailed cat. Or a lemur for that matter.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Boxturret posted:

i thought the guy who has it said it was a wolf or fox after people kept calling it the dog dick coffee table

He's the one who's invested in bitcoin and bought the table. Why would you trust his judgement?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


The Little Death posted:

For the last time

https://twitter.com/Rassah/status/336511775480635392

It's a type of SOUTH AMERICAN RACCOON! GET IT RIGHT!

That's what a ringtail cat is! You buffoon! You fool!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Soricidus posted:

lock radium up

I don't think what he's done qualifies as 'building a website'.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

The cacomistle is often confused with its close relative the Ring-tailed cat (Scientific name: Bassariscus astutus) because of the similarity of their appearance, but unlike the ring-tail cat the cacomistle does not have retractable claws. The cacomistle can also be identified by its faded tail and the observation of ears that come to a point.[3]

Look closely at the table. Do you see the claws? No! Because they are retracted. QED.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Found the guy who said buttcoin.
https://mobile.twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1210957871976001536

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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AlbieQuirky posted:

can someone summarize what he said because i, a woman, cannot in good conscience watch it

it’s not the whale-loving again, is it? :ohdear:

It's all about butts!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I stand with Craigoshi Wrightomoto!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Butt Doctor of Law.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I'm glad Pleasure Kevin is relatively alive and relatively well.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Are you trying to say Dickcoin? Because someone's beat you (hah) to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM14rc3-Ynk

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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gently caress, I'm still stuck on Internet 2.8 like a complete noob.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Keep yanking my flop while kick flipping a cat.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I don't know about America, but in Europe all major ISPs allow you to 'sell' your internet by setting up a public hotspot that other ISP users can connect to when out and about. As a reward you can either connect to other hotspots yourself, or get some other bonuses.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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EorayMel posted:

Which appliance is most likely to mine bitcoins? Discuss.

Wanted to suggest Boxturret's mum, but decided against it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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LanceHunter posted:

It's always fun when celebrities are riding along on a massive con. I just hope this is being documented as well as Fyre Festival was.

I'm more partial to the Soulja Boy console as the best example.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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'Etherium 2.0 Foundation' has hijacked the youtube channel of a popular Australian music artist called Pogo (over 800k subs) to broadcast a blurry stream and promote some definitely real give-away.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn-K7GIs62ENvdQe6ZZk9-w

That's a new one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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orange juche posted:

And youtube will do nothing about it

I've seen channels hijacked before, and usually owners get them back in two-three days. But that's true only for big time youtubers, obviously.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Boxturret posted:

it's still going on

is it some old thing that they have on loop?

I think it's just random crypto videos. Don't know if they loop.

Boxturret posted:

saw a bit where vitalick was talking about that fun ponzi game bitcoiners like to play

Oh, you mean bitcoin? Yeah, they love it.

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