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kw0134 posted:the only explanation is sociopathic laziness. Well yeah, it's crypto.
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I mean he's not wrong. Agriculture, the industrial revolution, and Bitcoin all cause massive harm to the natural environment.
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Jun 17, 2022 12:08
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At Apollo One Capital we're ready to launch to the moon.
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Bluecobra posted:who let the coins out? But they . . . aren't?
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trucutru posted:So what do call when a cryptoassasin rugpulls you? Welcome to the bored ape shot club.
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njsykora posted:https://twitter.com/painter_crypto/status/1539842570003648514 Sir, this is the sidewalk outside of a Wendy's.
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FAUXTON posted:take advantage of our introductory ape pee are NFT is stored in the balls
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Jonny Nox posted:it’s just the soles falling apart. She's got diamond hands. The soles of her shoes...?
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...! posted:that was the way it would have worked with the reddit shitcoin that bitcoiners proposed awhile back. downvotes would get shitcoins pulled directly from whatever account was required to post. therefore encouraging only quality post/comments, which would definitely happen because And the system is impervious to griefing/piling on unpopular users or opinions for the exact same reasons!
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Hey guys just bragging for no reason that I don't own a house and work too hard but I'm happier than seraph. Since we're in the pointless bragging thread.
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You would think such an advocate of decentralization would put more stock in peer review.
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A DAO finally came close to actually providing the world some utility: they sent one of the Dude Perfect idiots into space. Unfortunately they brought him back though and lost the opportunity.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:SBF repeatedly said he made his money from Ponzi's, he called it yield farming. Which makes it funnier that everyone is like "how could this happen???" He was the kwisatz hodlerach.
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Democratic Pirate posted:they set the “sketchy transfers” tab to xlSheetVeryHidden in excel Doing all your accounting using VDONTLOOKUP
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Papercut posted:Both him and Caroline have professor parents and both of them have energy that screams "I've been told I'm the smartest person in the room in every room I've ever been in" Which is another weird little angle to me. I have academic parents as well, and one thing that it unquestionably got me used to was knowing I was very often nowhere near the smartest person in a room.
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Be your own bank ruptcy EDIT: that snipe was so bad SBF is drafting a 21-part thread about it Jean-Paul Shartre fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Nov 24, 2022 |
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fins posted:wonder if you can get a vpn with an iranian ip Gotta get that Iranian streaming, op. Love my Death-to-Brits-Box shows.
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CommieGIR posted:"You can't tow my car, its on the blockchain!" If you make a NFT of a real car, and the car is seized by your creditors tomorrow, you still have the same asset. Because the token still exists and is in limited supply just as before. Nothing has changed. What NFT is doing to the concept of asset, few understand.
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They banked the Bank Man!
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Oh my god SBF's planned written testimony is up. quote:The last few months have been difficult enough for everyone that it feels unremarkable to me, in comparison, that I need to put on the official Congressional Record that I am, and for most of my adult life have been, sad.
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Boxturret posted:don't you know the super basic command eurovision_winner()? it's in all good programing languages Abject-oriented programming
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EricBauman posted:has anyone else noticed that whenever there's bad news for binance, it's always just 0.01% of users affected. no matter what it is, it affects the same number of users "If I use the same lie every time, I only have one lie to remember!"
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gschmidl posted:SBF steganographically embedding his crimes into multi gigabyte selfies. He testifies in crimeambic pentameter.
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Guys, I'm gonna say it on this sacred page. I don't think it's ever been said before, but the world is only now ready. buffcoin
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I dreamed a dream Of crimes gone by When butts were high And coins worth stealing I dreamed that Wagmi'd never die And that the SEC Would be forgiving Then I was Sam Bankman, and Fried And apes were bored Mutants, and worked There were no gas fees To be paid No rug unpulled No juice unslurped Jean-Paul Shartre fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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smellmycheese posted:oh dear lord. Crypto bank does Katie Perry. however bad you think this is going to be - it’s worse. This is the most loving bridge and tunnel cringe poo poo I've ever seen, and I've been clubbing in the meatpacking.
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But it's right there, in the article, next to the lede even?
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evilweasel posted:it says a lot that binance (a) could get the CFTC off its rear end to bother to do anything at all; (b) to do something that is anti-crypto instead of running interference for crypto from the SEC; and (c) wrote down so much criming that the CFTC, hardly the bloodhound of the federal government, found oodles and oodles of written criming For context: remember those not-at-all-regulated derivatives that crashed the economy a few years ago? And remember how they remain near the same level of unregulated today and are coming back within living memory? Those are what the CFTC regulates, and that's very much the attitude they take towards doing any work at all.
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SubG posted:larceniferous ether crimetagion
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trucutru posted:SBF found in possession of a Gameboy Game Link Cable MFer gonna wonder trade Pokemon nicknamed as his confessions.
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infernal machines posted:what he describes isn't a rug pull, so who knows? Not only post-meaning, but in this case post-value.
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Can we make an image a thread title?
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Ariong posted:
Buttcoin: This is Howey Do It
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No of course not! Our products are not securities at all!
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qirex posted:in most countries the mere act of structuring payments to avoid detection is itself a crime regardless of the source of the money *waves Dennis Hastertedly*
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Post-facto increases in transaction fees are the type of innovation that the legacy financial sector definitely needs. Maybe we can even monetize it: butt-you-said-the-price-was-that-coin?
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knox_harrington posted:I read this as "polycule haram queen". Still works! I mean I don't know everything she got up to, but I'm pretty certain at least some of it wasn't kosher
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gschmidl posted:Structuring always goes well, one weird trick they hate! Now introducing USStructureCoin, a stablecoin always valued at $1 less than the reportable transaction limit? Feds knocking on your door? Bank wandering about these transfers? With USStC you have a ready made explanation for it all!
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Tunicate posted:so he's a prop comic Nah, even prop bets don't lose money every single time.
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