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i never thought i'd say this but now might actually be the time to buy one of the internet funbux. Are you able to sell these things and get your cash back yet? with the world threatening to turn on the money faucet it might actually be a decent hedge against the devaluation of cash dolla
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 15:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:34 |
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Alan Smithee posted:I never thought you'd say this either cuz you don't post here true I think I have posted here maybe twice. I use to poo poo up the GBS thread regularly around the 19.6k to bust glory days on my previous account (not seraph84)
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 15:13 |
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Alan Smithee posted:how do you plan to use crypto when infrastructure fails i dont think infrastructure is going to fail, nor do I think the economic system is going to collapse, I just think bitcoin will be going up if the value of the dollar is going down as world governments pump cheap money into the 'conomy to stop coronavirus from sending the world into a deep recession/depression. But this might be my Australian experience talking. Our recession was inevitable.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 15:19 |
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KnifeWrench posted:even if your logic holds, why gamble on digital funbux when you could park your money in a physical good with actual utility? Could stock up on facemasks and hand sanitizer but I missed the boat on that one. Beyond that it is probably easier for someone like me to throw my money at the internet casino rather than invest in oil Either way I don't have the capital to do poo poo besides be angry about stuff. If I did I'd probably lose it all making rash decisions like buying shitcoin and suggesting that maybe shitcoin go up now on an internet forum where there is too much rationality about shitcoin being poo poo for good reason. Even if it goes up you still lose by owning bitcoin
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 15:49 |
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buying oil instead of shitcoin lmao
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 01:47 |
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too fat to return the trolley secured to the back of my mobility scooter
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 03:28 |
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didn't elon help with the dumping? He's probably already cashed out if he's going around saying buttcoin
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 02:07 |
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i haven't really followed bitcoin since the last crash from 20k to 3k, who has been rigorously documenting all of the funniest moments on a geocities page for me personally to catch up on.
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 10:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF7YJ5fhH5s
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 12:53 |
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i'm sweating trying to find a use for blockchain technology before my life savings are evaporated by jelly hands
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 00:40 |
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bitcoin was born of an aggressive probing conducted by sovereign citizens upon your friend in high school who tried to tell you computers are cool
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:19 |
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i wonder if i can issue enough shitcoin backed by my childs very legitimate disclosure.docx to purchase the bitscoins and sell it for real money wait can you actually get real money in exchange for bitcoin yet ?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:25 |
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infernal machines posted:maybe if you keep asking you'll get the answer you want this is way too cryptic, please take off your cryptography degree and speak to me in plain english
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:29 |
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what happened to the yeah taht use to just post the yeah emoticon he was cool and would have agreed with me
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:31 |
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maybe it was a no emoitcon but im pretty sure he just posted an emoticon every time boxturret posted but either way he was agreeing with me but perhaps ironically
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:32 |
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i just rememberedinfernal machines posted:remember when people were buying theoretical bitcoins from mtgox bagholders on the premise that one day they'd get their balances back?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:38 |
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he had a gallah for a picture or was it a cuckatoo
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 14:38 |
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finally cum is back on the menu
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 11:32 |
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when will i be able to trade entirely in legal porn i've downloaded off the dark web for several thousand worthless fiat dollars
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 14:17 |
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im hedging against my sizable investment in cumrocket with some pornrocket
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2021 09:26 |
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finally china might have enough electricity to keep their factories open for more than 3 days a week and go back to making my cheap electronics
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2021 23:53 |
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is there a metacoin yet that is pegged to the total crypto market cap
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 01:57 |
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how long till suicide hotlines are back on the bitcoin reddit trading put and call options, 100-1000x leverage only
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 10:12 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:the gently caress does "safu" mean? safe as gently caress? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelF6zEHXpE
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 13:23 |
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look, i have the money ok, but i just don't have it right now, it's complicated financial stuff. Just settle down ok
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 14:27 |
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be your own bankruptcy
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 15:37 |
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I'm Mike Burgersburg and I approve of burgin down watching coinbase
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 01:00 |
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some great discussions re the merits of going from porn to marketing assistant to head of institutional lending itt edit: linked deleted as even if her merits are questionable there's some stuff on there that should probably be gone. Janitor Ludwich IV fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jun 15, 2022 |
# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 02:45 |
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seth is always green
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 03:37 |
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That is probably lightweight crimes for the porn industry but yeah that's bad, sorry person of interest, I hope you find a good new role post celsius.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 05:05 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:lol is Coinbase down? did somebody unplug the router? still watching trades go through here
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 13:47 |
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the lawyers appointed citigroup to help ransack the remaining assets in the company in consulting fees alex was right
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 14:13 |
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tether's market cap looks interesting over the last 7 days
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 06:08 |
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rugged hard, put away broke
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 12:09 |
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couldn't you just issue your own shitcoin, wash trade it up to a price then take out a loan against your market value? seems like anyone could do that if they can afford the price of creating a token and then you'd have to get it onto some exchange i guess?
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 12:21 |
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how come the number isn't going up when all these people are killing themselves or hodling or having hodl mode enforced upon them and locking their coins in wallets never to be seen again? surely that means bitcoins are even more rare and it is not an indictment of how terrible griftocurrency is at doing anything valuable for anyone or anything
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2022 03:05 |
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bitcoin go down?
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 06:51 |
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What I like about cryptocurrencies, whether it is bitcoin or any other yet-to-become major cryptocurrency, is that it is impossible to steal it, unless you use torture. I know very few theftproof things. Actually I don't know any of them. I can put some gold in a safe, but any thief with appropriate tools can open any safe. I can hide it somewhere in a desert place, but anyone could just find it and take it. Real estate is so easy to steal if not protected by public force. Diamonds are small so you can easily hide them, but still, it's not perfect. I've heard that during WWII, some jews hid some value using very rare philatelic stamps. It's good, but not very reliable, imo. Cryptocurrencies are theftproof, as long as cryptographic functions can not be broken. And so far, they can't. Therefore the only key to access your wallet, is the passphrase you stored in your mind. If I'm right, if cryptocurrencies are really theftproof, then they are priceless.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 07:26 |
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Technically, it is impossible to steal them because technically, they are not property. Apart from that, They can even be protected against divulgation by torture. Store your wealth in 1000 wallet.dat files. Make sure that you use a scrambler to make the transactions so that it's impossible to link those bitcoin addresses to you. Then hide the wallets in different places. Perhaps Truecrypt hidden volumes. Perhaps Truecrypt hidden volumes nested inside hidden volumes. Perhaps usb sticks buried in your garden. Perhaps steganographically stored in a photographic print in your grandmother's house. When you get tortured, divulge only a few of you wallet.dat files. The torturer can never know the true number.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 07:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:34 |
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that's because this is financial advice, buy the dip
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 07:52 |