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Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


fundo-mental for our portuguese speakers

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Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

Could stock up on facemasks and hand sanitizer but I missed the boat on that one.
gently caress your attitude of profiting off critical scarcity and whatever you think is the next magic bean. dumb assholes like you are why there are runs on toilet paper in countries that have zero issues supplying it while basic bar soap sits untouched.

Anyone hoarding sanitizer should be force-fed it like some Walmart Crassus.

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Mar 23, 2020

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


klafbang posted:

But unlike bitcoiners, corona doesn’t seem to really touch children
And covid-19 is actually giving the climate six months off.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


So it's not mining cryptocurrency but possibly coded in Solidity.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Chabuduodgecoin?

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


...! posted:

:rong:
:wrong:

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


this buttcoin thread could be boxturret and craigness cybering for ten pages and it would still be better than the last week of the gbs version

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Shumagorath posted:

this buttcoin thread could be boxturret and craigness cybering for ten pages and it would still be better than the last week of the gbs version

I'll just get this out of the way:

:wrong:

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I had to pause that with over a minute left because I thought I was going to die.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


bitcoin: this is my brain coming online

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Shumagorath posted:

bitcoin: this is my brain cumming online

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I am Jack's polluted buttcoin

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


<SHODAN-ized Iliza voice> Ok YOSPOS, are you ready to hear the pitch for my new app that will revolutionize registration and posting?















jon pop




















ON THE BLOCKCHAIN

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Shame Boy posted:

for twelve years you've been asking, who is jon pop
stop it the dragons don't know this is vaporware

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Shumagorath posted:

stop it the dragons don't know this is vaporware
what i meant to say is please enjoy our surprise stealth launch and ICO

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


if buttcoin solves an age-old computing problem then hashcat breaks AES

also lol at giving the peace prize to guy whose whitepaper had a measurable effect on hastening resource wars

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 5, 2020

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


If you have 51% consensus does it count a- you know what not making that joke

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


CampingCarl posted:

make a posting zoo or circus. each permabanned poster can only post in their single thread and goons can observe the results of touching the poop. this way to the egress! hire me lowtax.
jesus christ monkeu has been rereg-ing for longer than most of us have been on the forum

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001



Divabot it's time for your QAnon Anonymous cross-over :aaa:

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Telegram - set to the tune of Telephone, and the pre-song part of the music video is the judge reading his opinion and order about TON.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Pardot posted:

did anything funny happening due to the block reward reducing by half?

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Apparently, Today someone moved 40BTC that was mined in the first 30 days of bitcoin going public. Seems like this could be sign that things are going to get quite interesting for btc.

... so, armed robbery I guess?

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


CampingCarl posted:

Has anyone said bitchrist yet?
christcoin?

Which coin can I buy indulgences with?
Piss Christ but signed with some jagoff's private key

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


EorayMel posted:

You spend the next week completely oblivious to everything except the sound of
your own cryptocurrency. You begin to wonder what the **** happened to you. You begin
to think about your Mark and how he did nothing wrong. You begin to
think about your Ross and how he is incarcerated forever.
a kaiser soze moment where u realize u r Ross but the build-up is only this post read out loud

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


:aaa:

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I have no wallet and I must hodl

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


why not just use your powers to locate profitable birdbaths...

...or is it birdsbath

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


Spirit refers to the B2 kept on 24/7/365 airborne alert with the backup copy of my private key

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I'm the word with two schafts in it.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


are we making a discord or just joining the comment section on divabot's blog

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


EorayMel posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS did nothing wrong.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


The new owner having made a buttcoin fortune is extremely in-line with "the internet makes you stupid".

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


and yet he bought the forums

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I mean I'm happy he bought the forums, but if it were my money I'd almost rather buy buttz.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


do u think ross mined his bitcoins knuckles-up

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


plz source ur source

Seriously I would really like to read the original.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Jeffrey of YOSPOS's bitscoin private key is a fraud.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


does channelling a spirit mean boofing

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I need to fuse my two favourite grifts and get rich on Blockcube

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


didn't know cdprojekt was doing the next fallout off-number

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Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001



A SECOND THEFT HAS HIT THE WINKLEVII

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