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a 50k student loan can never almost never be discharged, a loan from who the gently caress knows what is much easier to get rid of in bankruptcy, assuming there's an entity able to try to pick up the pieces if prices implode.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 00:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:47 |
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so which form of stupidity is it because while i was clearly giving more credit than the idiot deserved, i want to nail down how insanely crazy this is
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 03:33 |
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Sombrerotron posted:can't say how much effort it will take to track those people down and collect sufficient evidence to get them into trouble, but legally speaking at least i'd say they're hosed
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 15:04 |
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yeah, the "code is law" idiots are techno sov citizens. the point of law is to regulate behavior and it's not as if the entirety of human history when such structures have been in place that people have tried to evade those controls and the people who oversee it roll over, throw up their hands and go "you got me" instead of poking you with pointing things until you stop moving. rarely a loophole is used but almost every example extant is where people go okay you get that one time but we're gonna slap you if you try that again.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2022 17:39 |
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lol. "the blockchain will obsolete government," says the bitcoin maximalist. "you sure about that," as government uses the blockchain to smash some idiot coiners in the face
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 00:22 |
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how does every crypto "project" manage to undercut the last in being so clueless about so many diverse fields at the same time
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 18:35 |
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i would question the "we're really smart" but lots of dunning-kruger people have been parading their whole rear end in public for a long time.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 20:22 |
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the first time it's a tragedy, when it repeats it's a farce, the six hundredth time it goes to self-parody
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 20:32 |
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you could invite the applicant to explain what they think about blockchain and gauge how much brain poisoning they have, it could be highly entertaining
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2022 15:42 |
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ymgve posted:while arrogant, they got a point - their wallet software keeps the keys on the user's local systems and is never in the hands of the company, so what the hell could they even do to comply with a wallet freeze order? it's basically like telling the bitcoin core devs to freeze certain addresses
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2022 18:20 |
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almost too coherent for a sov cit theory, sorry
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 17:33 |
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refusing to do anything to a literal state violating the normative NAP which exists in the current world says a lot more about "libertarian" ideals than they think
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 23:46 |
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"how dare the government look at the ledger explicitly made public by its creators"
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 13:09 |
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for a trustless economy there seems to be both a lot of trust and a lot of forgiveness when that trust is repeatedly betrayed
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 21:39 |
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"you can't trust those central bankers because they'll inflate your money away!!!" exchange stops withdrawals and puts a 404 page up "having lost my life savings over the course of a week, here's why crypto will eventually destroy fiat (1/343)"
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 21:49 |
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you've probably fallen into his trap which was making eye contact in the first place
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# ¿ May 3, 2022 20:53 |
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"i think this stock will drop 20% of the current price, so i will borrow it from some sucker hodler and make out like a bandit" requires no especial plan beyond "this is a good bet and it makes me a pile of money." if someone shorted coinbase, it's not because they want to buy the loving company it's because the news around it is a miasma of bad ideas in a worsening market environment.Sapozhnik posted:the attacker wasn't trying to get more shitcoins, they borrowed shitcoins to sell and then (supposedly) cause a crash. i.e. shorting. after the crash you buy back the shitcoins for way less than you sold them for yes but that's just so that you can return them and unwind the loan. the attacker pockets the price difference.
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# ¿ May 11, 2022 16:12 |
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njsykora posted:isn't that the same kind of thing that led to the gamestop and amc stupidity as well? but as gamestop/amc proved, you can ride that tsunami only so far before the shorts are tapped out and it falls back to earth. tons of retail traders are left holding the bag on GME at an entry price of $420.69. it's trading today at $89. womp womp.
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# ¿ May 11, 2022 16:26 |
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wasn't there a gif that purported to be converting the site visitor's bitscoin to cosbycoins? i wonder how many of them lost their poo poo.
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 00:42 |
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butterfly labs answers the question of "why would you sell the money printing machine" with the wholly obvious answer of "only after we've fully used up the ink in the printer first before shipping"
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 00:56 |
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Fabricated posted:CNBC is saying this may just force Twitter to renegotiate a lower price if they're thinking the legal costs of suing would be too much.
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 21:05 |
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dismantling the administrative state is a conservative wetdream because you can't have things like "regulations" and "rules" if everything has to be an act of loving congress.
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# ¿ May 20, 2022 00:10 |
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a wholly worthless layer built on top of a trusting system, i.e., the actual internet infrastructure.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 14:14 |
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SubG posted:lol who the gently caress underwrites an ipo with no lockup? i'm shocked, shocked that someone in crypto would try to use an opportunity to scam some rubes and make a buck in the process.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 14:12 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:in the US this is called promissory estoppel and you can definitely sue over it
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 15:46 |
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you're a broker/exchange (a position that should not be the same), you should be making money irrespective of how the market is doing because what matters is the fact you're taking a cut on all the transactions. that you can't figure this out as one of the players in this space means a lot of mismanagement.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 16:38 |
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everything traded as an etf or similar divulges all their assets to the penny, and makes it freely available and will even loving mail you a paper prospectus with a detailed breakdown of the assets you are in essence purchasing if requested or even if you don't request it and brought a share for your ira.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 15:40 |
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they stopped circulating new us pres coins, but the law (as is generally traditional) doesn't allow minting of coins for persons still alive, and gwhb is the latest serving president who is also a corpse. they also skipped carter since he's still kicking, somehow. if and when a former prez drops dead, the soonest a new coin would be issued will be two years from that point.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 20:15 |
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i too remember when i couldn't withdraw money from my broker because an "intern" forgot to pay citibank for the transaction fee and held up everything for hundreds of thousands of clients. doesn't fiat have this problem too???
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 13:27 |
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my employer has dozens of different systems that have access control lists which can be configured any number of ways with a single employee sign-on, so the notion that a large tech company can't figure out how to give access to email while disabling more sensitive systems is laughable. the only explanation is sociopathic laziness.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 17:11 |
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"so can we see what you're invested in to prove to everyone's satisfaction that you're solvent, like literally every other similar instrument?" "haha no, trust me bro"
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 23:42 |
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Still just a standard 8949 form, if the broker has any sense whatsoever it'll be a block you import and then Turbotax creates the schedule of trades and computes your bottom line. It'll be all short term so subject to standard taxes. If not, then, uh, good luck with that.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 15:47 |
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EricBauman posted:do you even hear what you're saying?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 16:00 |
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Khorne posted:you get a transaction log in pdf form with "estimates" that are "not the real numbers to put on form xxx" and instructions like "read the irs directions at this url to figure it out yourself we are not accountable if these estimates are incorrect"
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 20:06 |
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Beeftweeter posted:hindenburg financial is real too
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 02:50 |
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Analyst ratings are for the benefit of the clients who are all "well what do you think of $STOCK" and will be annoyed if GS just shrugs at them. And don't discount the likelihood that a bank exec wanted data on this new wild land of scamming that they can muscle in on.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2022 22:55 |
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orders almost always are entered as "limit" orders indicating the price you're willing to trade at, so a sell at $20 would be construed as an order to sell at any price 20 or above, and to buy at $200k is any price there or below. so effectively you put in a market order for the bid price on a sell and the ask price on a buy. and if you're buying at $200k that should only buy as much as your equity allows. of course exchanges are shady as gently caress so the right answer is whatever bankrupts you fastest.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 16:19 |
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lot of purestrain assholes in that list, love to see them take a bath
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 19:40 |
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HolHorsejob posted:This is a *horrible* loving deal and I'm amazed they signed it
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 21:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:47 |
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evilweasel posted:judge wiles is a really, really, really smart judge and i cannot imagine voyager is pleased to have drawn him
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 22:00 |