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Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

What will it take to tank all these “stablecoins” that claim to be tied to USD but obviously don’t have real assets to support the claim?

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Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Was in an argument with a dude trying to assert DeFi was the solution to the “underbanked”.
“All you have to do is buy some stablecoins with USD and then collateraize them for a loan or debit card.”

Peak tech bro white upper middle class privilege.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

trucutru posted:

Voyager tweets



The bagholders are extremely pleased with voyager having the courtesy of informing them that they are hosed.

why, why indeed.

Went all in on CopiumCoin

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Alan Smithee posted:

https://www.businessinsider.com/james-howells-threw-away-bitcoin-dump-masterplan-get-back-2022-7?op=1&scrolla=5eb6d68b7fedc32c19ef33b4



Rich tycoon: "I'm not funding this as an investment. I'm funding it because watching you poors sift through garbage gives me pleasure!"

Metal Gear Solid State Drive

Getting venture funded capital to pressure a city council into letting me try and dig up an old hard drive with 180M in crypto.

National Treasure but written by a Libertarian

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

This is the SECOND mass thievery of the day b/c of poo poo security on blockchain products?

Cool.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

my immediate reaction was "yeah letting north korea use your financial infrastructure is generally frowned upon by the us government", but lol the guy literally went to a blockchain and crypto conference in pyongyang. like, how the gently caress did he think this would turn out?

That flag has gold fringe, they had no authority

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

She fell in love with Elon Musk, of course she a bit dumb

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

What’s the ratio of rich people he hosed over vs. poor people. That’ll decide if he goes to jail or a seat on a board of directors

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Lord of the rings quote but with bitcoin

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

What’s the next exchange to die

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

It’s just pogs

Billions spent on digital pogs

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

smellmycheese posted:

ape lovers now finding out that yes, an NFT is just a link to a Jpeg.

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1600709939529400320

My tokens Jerry, they’ve been funged!

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

If we Ponzi just a little harder…

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Their slurp juices run dry

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Caroline rug pulled SBF’s heart.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Lain Iwakura posted:

the supposedly dead guy

Bitcoin fixes this

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Seems likely there’s tons evidence proving she knew what was going on

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Boxturret posted:

in death stranding 3 sam "bankman" fried must walk the excruciating 2 kilometres to freedom, all the while dealing with his untied shoes and a severe lack of shrimp

But it turns out shrimp were his father, and his brother is dogecoin

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

neutral milf hotel posted:

oh well. better luck next time your cryptofascist*

https://twitter.com/lukedashjr/status/1609647203890372609




*multiple concurrent meanings applied

Considering getting a Twitter account to laugh at him and tell him to get hosed

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.


We're filing for 90% bankruptcy

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

blugu64 posted:

he was also charged with “ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY VIOLENCE”, and has a ton of civil stuff going on. Amazingly his wife didn’t leave him until last year.

That’s when the money ran out

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

cool av posted:

someone pls explain how a digital actress starring in both D and D2 is different than sonic the hedgehog starring in both sonic the hedgehog 1 and sonic the hedgehog 2

bitcoin fixes this

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.


Line goes up was great but this one didn’t need to be 1h40.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Shumagorath posted:

sam’s indictments have overflowed and spilled onto twice impeached two-time popular vote loser donald j trumq

It’s too much confession, we need more load-bearing criminals

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

How many slurp juices can I use on my Panini private blockchain Dookiedash jpg

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

So I guess we now know how long it took SBF to realize he might be royally hosed.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.


SBF is still trying to deny this? Or is he trying to play semantics?

"We didn't invest customer assets, we paid our outstanding Alameda liabilities with customer assets."

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Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

I love that in the end SBF was just a garden variety narcissist who learned he could talk his way out of any problem until he couldn’t.

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