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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

I loaned a close friend a substantial sum of US dollars and cryptocurrency. I have in writing (text messages) his guarantee of full repayment (i.e., promising the loan was risk-free). The money was due last summer and I've been waiting ever since. Do I have any legal recourse here?
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submitted 3 days ago by manwhoneedslegalhelp

Between October 2017 and April 2019, I periodically lent a close friend of mine cryptocurrency (BTC and ETH). He told me the funds were being used to make markets and provide liquidity in cryptocurrency exchanges overseas, and for about a year and a half he paid me handsome interest on my loans. I never pressed him for more information / proof about the use of the funds, but in hindsight my guess is he was actually using the funds to either gamble on sports or as leverage to speculate on cryptocurrency prices. We always discussed our transactions over text message, and I was always clear / explicit in the terms of the loans and our arrangements / expectations. Over this period, we established trust and a healthy business relationship. In addition, we've been friends since freshman year of college (I'm 26), I've met his family, we've got lots of mutual friends, etc., so him ghosting me wasn't really a concern.

In May 2019, I lent him $25k in US dollars, and approximately $20k worth of BTC and ETH. The US dollars were due in September 2019, and the BTC and ETH were due in June 2019. He claims (but has not provided evidence / proof) that his cryptocurrency is currently locked up in an exchange, and that for various / vague security reasons he's having trouble gaining access to his account on the exchange. Further, he claims he's having bank / wire issues, and that's why he's been unable to send along the US dollars. I've been patient with him because we're friends (or used to be friends, at least) and I'd prefer not to escalate the situation (get lawyers involved, reach out to his parents, etc.), but at this point I need to seriously contemplate alternative measures to recoup these funds.

For months, he's provided every excuse under the sun to justify delayed repayment (bank issues, travel, illness, etc.). At this point, I'd like to operate under the assumption that he won't repay me unless I seriously escalate the situation. What I've come to this subreddit to understand is any legal options I may have, whether I have a legal right to recoup these funds, etc. In terms of documentation, all I've got are text messages in which he promises complete repayment and characterizes the loans as risk-free. I'm happy to provide the actual language if helpful, or to provide any additional information if needed. Thank you in advance for the help!

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
re: the thread title; bullshit, i demand proof

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

duナナつoin? fake news

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:eyepoop:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:captainpoop:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

everything in that article, every single sentence, warms the heart

with the exception of the dudes wife having a brain tumour. that sucks. but everything else is :discourse:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Midjack posted:

you’ve discovered my posting technique, I see.

I thought your're posting technique was throwing the contents of your toilet on the
keyboard

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Alan Smithee posted:

sir

that's buttcoin mining

no that's where you throw the contents of your wallet into the toilet

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:burger:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

by blocking the bad smilie ...! becomes a happy emptyquoting guy:)

:silent:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

CampingCarl posted:

are you implying he was born hodling?

hodling deez nutz

e: deez butz

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

*runs into thread, gasping for breath*

did someone say... buttcoin? i thought i heard it

:wrong:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
RosseiserFS

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Mammon Loves You posted:

"As a libertarian, ...!"

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:shuckyes:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:hmmyes:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
wrong...!

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

i can't believe he included the transpotime 21 bus going through a black worm hole

i can not believe what you wrote it !

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
:sureboat:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
so what`s old marky mark up to now then?

edit: also boxtorrent, did you know that 98 of your last 100 posts were in this thraed?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:wrong:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:wrong:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

don't kinkshame

counterpoint: your avatar's bowtie

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
there once was a man from regina

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
there once was a man named enis...!

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

i agree rosses mum, death is freedom

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
i do

oshkosh bcash

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
that`s stdh.txt, froosty

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

Does anyone buy some for family just because you know that they will not get in and when BTC explodes in the next few years that you will give them some?

poo poo-that-is-even-less-likely-to-happen-than-butts-becoming-the-new-world-currency.txt.vbs

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

i like when you can tell someone is literally shaking whilst`ve typing

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

klafbang posted:

What we need is moor americas. Sure, we’ve got North America, Central America, and South America, but what about east America and west America and democratic republic of America? Moor Americas now!

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

i`m happy to hear ross was not one of those 11

Hammerite posted:

and before anybody gets any ideas, if you consult my fee schedule you'll see that calling me :wrong: incurs a charge of $100,000 per :wrong:, so think carefully before you affront the postmaster general (me) with your gold-fringed knavery

:wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong::wrong:

good luck collecting, i``m a boat

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

KnifeWrench posted:

you guys know that's an n, right? that it says "moor anericas" but that his signature overlaps it?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
farewwel sweet thraed, may flights to brazil sing thee to thy rest in piss

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

buttcoin :hmmyes:

inaccurate and very misleading

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
i was very happy to learn this week that my boss shares the same scathing contempt for buttcoin and craptocurrency that i have

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
lol i wonder what mycrimes weeaboo-yutani has already committed and how they think their little "you can`t prove the butts came from me" defence will go

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Wutang-Yutani posted:

Still smarting from this one.
Hey you're not the weatherman that used to post on a certain orange forum are you?

it was autocorrect`s fault but it looks funny so it stayed

and this is an orange forum, what are you talking about

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Lambert posted:

I really miss the gold ingots/woolong device/dried strawberries days of Bitcoin. Way more fun when the grafts were more creative or even sincere.

i really miss when you were not posting, worlds wrongest poster of 2019

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

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