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The name's coin. Jamescoin. License to shill.
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Beeftweeter posted:The Scam That Loved Me more like "the guy who scammed me"
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vortmax posted:oh come on "The Spy Who Scammed Me" was right there yes. That is the joke. That spy guys name? Carl mark force IV...
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Shageletic posted:You live in NYC? Hit me up. Weatherman posted:you live in nyc? lol, just lmao possibly worse: London some ticket scalper has bought them off me on StubHub. Will only get back like 70% of the original price but seeing as they were bought like 2 years ago that is still technically a better store of value than bitcoin lol
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Cross quoting because I did actually lol irlmrmcd posted:Speaking of crypto, the twitter related tweets algorithm unintentionally wrote a funny story: it's perfect
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"CEO of the unemployed" is a good username
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May 12, 2022 21:38
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm sure it backs an absolute poo poo ton of monopoly money, but the major coins like BTC and ETH have institutional support, unfortunately. that's why i'm kinda hesitant to say "lol yeah it's definitely gonna crash and burn" Institutional support in what sense? From what I've seen all banks involved in crypto poo poo apart from startups have all been as custodians or similar i.e. not holding any exposure to it
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm sure someone else can answer this more in-depth because i don't really follow what the giant firms do with crypto, but as an example fidelity (which manages trillions in pension funds, 401ks, etc) just made butts part of their service like last week. this happened, iirc, about two days before everything went sideways Yea cch that's just like, "well let you buy it (or a synthetic product that tracks it), but it may go to zero, buyer beware!" They aren't gonna be invested in the asset itself at all. That's almost the opposite of their job.
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I have funged your ape, pray that I do not funge it further
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May 17, 2022 16:49
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has any said "marky marks and the fungible bunch" yet?
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May 17, 2022 16:50
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trucutru posted:From their website that's a lot of words that seems to be trying to hand wave away "you give us 10k, we give you 3k" as not being a terrible deal whatever way you look at it
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also big lol at "this is our special trick!" Which is totally a thing financial institutions say and is not a big red flag no sir
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May 22, 2022 09:53
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don't forget that if the returns go down you have to post more collateral! It's like the loans are arranged in a pyramid shape you see because......
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has anyone said "the war on Terra" yet?
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May 25, 2022 23:00
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LanceHunter posted:This is especially funny because this morning Coinbase was spamming me with talk about how bitcoin price was about to "breakout", and linked this technical "analysis"... lol all this "analysis" is transparently just  , it's no more intellectually valid than a printed pamphlet about how actually aliens built the pyramids and cancer is cured by drinking vinegar as we can see from this graph it's like they're all trying to be the David Icke of economics
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May 26, 2022 14:41
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SubG posted:don't have a dao, man
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May 26, 2022 22:31
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Dao Daaaaaooooo Daylight come and me want me apes back
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Eeyo posted:have any of the nft projects actually gotten anywhere close to delivering something? no, because they're doing securities fraud
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more like they claim to have a rabbit in the hat but you can't see it, then eventually they agree to show you part of it, then the bottom of the hat falls off to reveal it was just part of a dismembered rabbit and the rest of the volume was made up of pieces of paper with "rabbit" written on them in crayon then also there's 1000 "magicians" doing this all at the same time and all claiming they have a whole rabbit each but the total number of rabbit parts doesn't even add up to one whole rabbit because most of it got burned to power a machine that just flashes a big sign saying "real magicians here!" 24/7
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Gazpacho posted:Has anyone said First .Eth Batallion yet Bitler youth
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oh my god the footage https://twitter.com/brycent_/status/1533780386194522112?t=2F082IEO5lre3xhNF86bXw&s=19 oh no twitter ruined it, irl it is not just a guy spinning in a low textured world and firing at a wall!
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gschmidl posted:Neal Stephenson is now making a "metaverse blockchain" with some I was in a bookshop and there was a new Neal Stephenson that said "from the inventor of the metaverse!" which is just awful
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morons. As usual, nobody has any loving idea why or what it's for.
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it's been a long time since I learned about financial calculus but I don't think that's what either delta or gamma mean
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divabot posted:Hayes used to be a trader at Deutsche Bank, he's one of the few guys in crypto who has any loving idea what he's doing, and uh yeah he lost me too. obviously i need to check the white paper on second look I think it's just written a bit confusingly. Gamma is the derivative of Delta so an increased gamma does mean that your delta (which is direct relation to price of underlier) is going to increase, and with an option your value will converge to the price of the asset because no poo poo buying an option to buy something priced at $10 right now is gonna cost $10. SubG posted:oh poo poo. a professional money launderer irl lol
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it was pages back with some Celsius tweet but I love the way that every time one of these coins implodes, they all start going on about "protecting the community" (usually after freezing/stealing everyone's money), as if there is any actual community here and not just the economic equivalent of rats in a sack
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my name is ozymandao, coin of coins, look upon my balance sheet ye holders and despair!
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Gazpacho posted:https://twitter.com/jespow/status/1535416740368199681 what does any of that even mean
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infernal machines posted:it means he's bugfuck nuts ah yes, kraken's razor. "If the obvious answer is 'he's bugfuck nuts, it's likely to be true"
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Eeyo posted:i had trouble with this one at first. i think you've got to imagine you're like q-anon level of conservative dipshit. got to admit, "won't be exposed to vaxxed people" is a new twist. are they all living in hermetic bubbles or what?
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quote:FWIW, for the most part, they aren't speculating with clients' money like Celsius was (maybe a thread another day about our dealings with them in 2019), however, here they did use our funds (~1m USD) to answer their margin calls. I don't think that's much better!!
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I'm the "cash back at the DMV for proof of abs" *flexes at u*
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Blotto_Otter posted:
that is a perfect description of the problem with that sort of idiot "startup founder exceptionalism" rubbish. idiot poo poo like "actually women are brainwashed and maybe white people are the real race victims?" should basically get driven out of you by being forced to mature in either higher education or an irl job, taking these blowhards and making them "CEO of fartcoin" is falsely validating them and they have ideas permanently fixed at age 17 that a bunch of other morons then hold them up as being geniuses for
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...! posted:rip buttcoin, 7/18/2022 thought of banks and died
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Alan Smithee posted:I carried a USDT printer over to her house for a hug Paladinus posted:*for a rug ah the ol' lug and rug
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typical, crypto finally delivers the assassination markets libertarians dream of and they don't like it!
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