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catspleen posted:I thought the plan was just 5. drown lol
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catspleen posted:I’m awash with grief more like morona porpoisefood now
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divabot posted:is the bubble deflating, did FAUXTON run out of bitcoiners to unbank I don't investigate anymore and just supervise investigators now
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LordSaturn posted:drat, sucks. does it at least pay more? significantly
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lol what if porpoisefood didn't leave a way to access his purportedly massive crypto money
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davy jones wallet
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maybe he was cosplaying as a baby sea turtle since they go to the moon immediately after birth
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ADINSX posted:Did I mention I had a call with them about the fraud platform they're working on? The recruiter on the phone explained: lol so that's why they were hitting me up
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divabot posted:they and others have been hitting loving everyone. i know a lot of devs who've been getting approaches from lovely crypto company recruiters and sending me the dumbest of them. regulatory side too, they want people who know how to cover up the shenanigans yeah there's tons of openings in my field at crypto joints and idk how much they'd have to pay me but it would need to be in actual dollars for starters
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loving dumbass
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The real stupid assholes conference
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so uh what does the r in rsa formally mean
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Boxturret posted:really something awful really stupid assholes
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Clockwerk posted:libertarian.txt lol
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KnifeWrench posted:blockchain your muse!
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kw0134 posted:what did your muse ever do to you to deserve such a horrendous fate my posts
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Grace Baiting posted:𝖰𝖴𝖨𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖷𝖷𝖨𝖤𝖳𝖨𝖯𝖲𝖮𝖲𝖣𝖮𝖷𝖷𝖤𝖲 I remember using this code in doom
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logsharts
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lol the ol' abusive parent logic in action, gotta make it painful so they learn you see
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it's called a stablecoin because it's fulla horseshit
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Boxturret posted:you like blockchains huh? well name 4000 bitcoins John Galt.
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Weatherman posted:mods pls Nope, and not the mispronounced "Mt Faux" either
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doogie browser exploit
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they call it thorchain because it thors thtraight to the moon
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I do not bithumb at you sir but I do bithumb
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Shame Boy posted:the gently caress is a twitter space yeah it contains fewer dumb mentions
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Paladinus posted:To this day I don't understand what banked means in terms of bitcoins, and why people who are unbanked now would be able to get banked with bitcoin. To get any bits and pay with them, by definition, you need internet access. Like, the ad is for an online bits service. Right now, on the internet, I can bank myself by getting a virtual visa card for free. How is bitcoin more functional or more accessible than that exactly? well you see "legacy banks" are shackled by things like 'federal regulations requiring basic customer identification' and 'having to report suspicious activity' whereas with Bitcoin you can "be your own bank" in that you can just crime unfettered* (Actually a public ledger with a static wallet address means you can be traced easily. See: Ulbricht, Ross.) also the ACH system allows for fraud reversals which has always made the worst people mad
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KnifeWrench posted:and also get crimed! Yeah that's the best part, they crime each other and run to substack or twitter or wherever to whine about it and then everyone gets to see how loving stupid the entire scam was
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"I grew up being beaten by an invisible hand"
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Agile Vector posted:having gone to a tech-heavy school I imagine the dorms are chock full of them now, seeing as everyone had at least a lovely spare box as a server years and years ago. the power profile is probably much easier to spot, though, because of improvements in efficient power states I mean if they can send people spicy letters about their torrents in the early 2000s they can expel idiots for hiding a fire hazard in the ceiling
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lol they're like "it's commercial paper" and sure enough ![]()
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that's right
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"it's more secure than real money" *gets fleeced for 90k at a restaurant*
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Grace Baiting posted:look when you've Done Your Due Diligence, sometimes you just gotta leave your unlocked scamcoin wallet on your logged-in laptop with two complete strangers to take a toilet break For Literally A Minute™ round here we call that the ross ulbricht
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Grace Baiting posted:really this was much more of a naive fross than a regular fross -- original flavor included multiple fbi agents stage a distraction + execute the laptop snag yeah but the dumbass got owned by a basic security failure like "not securing your computer when you leave it unattended"
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Chalks posted:i thought all the people running those reddit groups worked at hedge funds anyway? no they just filed fictitious name statements so they could cosplay hedge funds with names like "alpha bull analytic strategies"
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Boxturret posted:i don't understand these words Mercury_Storm posted:this looks like qanon, but with stock market
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luckily twitter is always ready to find you a bigger fool with deeper pockets idk who is after elon though
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