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infernal machines posted:wait a minute, you're telling me this completely unregulated financial network is being used to circumvent capital controls? me
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 05:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 23:36 |
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https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1499078382407102470 bored SDN yacht club
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 22:08 |
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infernal machines posted:are they owned by the radio shack guy? no theyre self-owned
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 01:23 |
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Boxturret posted:so they say that when the shoeshiner is giving you stalk tips it's time to sell, where does a fortune cookie fit in to that? it was never time to buy in the first place lol
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2022 07:19 |
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Main Paineframe posted:another day, another dead brand jumping on the bandwagon winamp skins were basically nfts without the scam anyway, it makes sense that in the world of spotify and itunes now there's a winamp nft
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 17:35 |
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Chris Knight posted:crypto? no bueno, cabròn
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 02:44 |
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gschmidl posted:By the surly beard of Grift, Gripnr steals from all man!! it's short for grift sleipnir
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 01:35 |
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bitcoiners wait until the kid's like 4 before remembering to call it nonce
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 13:48 |
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like a butt out of the blue
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 04:51 |
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Plorkyeran posted:so i guess that means the bank run was a success, but they're learning why organizing a bank run on a bank that currently has your money is a bad idea? they're highly experienced in following bad ideas
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2022 06:07 |
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de fi foe fail i smell the tears of a rugpulled whale also why did yall not just name the thread "jackin' the beanstalk"
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 20:55 |
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Boxturret posted:did anyone say "jackin' the beanstalk" yet? no you're the first, what a rapier wit you possess!
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 21:04 |
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i meant to say rapier
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 21:09 |
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Presto posted:Maybe I should apply. I mean, I can write lovely unsecure code as well as the next guy. but can you write it lovely and insecure enough
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2022 05:30 |
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Boxturret posted:look in real life bank runs are bad because the banks don't physically have 1:1 every dollar that's in someone's bank account on hand be your own bank run
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 04:10 |
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Neito posted:is this that proof of stake thing? poof of stake aka rugpull
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# ¿ May 2, 2022 16:40 |
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The Fungitive You Only Spend Twice
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# ¿ May 11, 2022 05:32 |
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Shumagorath posted:When this is over, I want a shot-for-shot remake of Margin Call but it's about crypto and directed by John Waters. Wes Anderson would be a funnier pick because you'd have Bill Murray in there being the guy who told them all so
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 15:24 |
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CommieGIR posted:Wes Anderson's "Planet of the Ugly Apes" THEY MADE IT ALL UP!
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 15:50 |
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yeah sure worst possible lesson to take from loving ethereum is "world of warcraft derived poo poo is great" and deciding you need to make soulbound lore drops
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# ¿ May 22, 2022 21:26 |
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doingitwrong posted:Bitcoin, Cryptocurrency Tarot Card Occult Crypto Bitcoin PopSockets Swappable PopGrip ah I've always wondered what the guy's hands looked like from the inside, but key omission in forgetting the ring
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# ¿ May 23, 2022 17:03 |
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Boxturret posted:you can't really see that part of the finger so ring status unconfirmed entirely fair
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# ¿ May 23, 2022 17:15 |
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daoabunga dude
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# ¿ May 27, 2022 01:48 |
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some of those who slurp juices can now make new apes with each usage FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 09:54 on May 28, 2022 |
# ¿ May 28, 2022 09:45 |
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The Wisest Moron posted:And I thought Nick Land arguing that blockchain breaks special relativity was embarrassing. Christ. I mean that's not even in the top 5 worst takes that man has had
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# ¿ May 29, 2022 01:03 |
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I thought nick land was the guy who got high and dreamed that the universe was controlled by a racist AI or something
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 14:00 |
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CommieGIR posted:I mean, that explains Microsoft's AIs... oh it's all of em
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 14:05 |
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Shame Boy posted:that isn't actually specific enough to narrow it down to one particular internet idiot sorry he was the guy who invented getting high and imagining a racist AI controls the universe
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 16:25 |
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haveblue posted:it's a crime to deceive people into purchasing securities for your own profit yeah the law is fairly comprehensive when it comes to this poo poo but enforcement's a lmao
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 22:01 |
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Kill All Cops posted:they have a red text if its below floor price but the idiot listed in WETH which probably doesnt do that kind of check they're smoking wethamphetamine
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 06:47 |
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tulips can be composted, but you have to exchange bitcoins for literally anything tangible, there's absolutely no inherent value whatsoever
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 03:24 |
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qirex posted:the tulip bubble was specifically tulip futures and not actual flowers right but with tulip futures you have an underlying asset and with bitcoin you only have underlying asshats
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 04:09 |
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they invented value to borrow against amidst worse-than-casinos volatility and evade taxes on despite having an indelible record going right to your bank account
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 04:20 |
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Neito posted:isn't this fractional reserve banking, the very thing many coiners rally against? this time its fictional reserve banking
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 19:11 |
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Gazpacho posted:was just checking the NCUA list of failed credit unions and: drat that guy did all the things you should not do, like he treated that poo poo like a bucket list
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 13:00 |
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:they also hired citi to help with restructuring. chapter 11 within a week I bet. Fee your own bank
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 13:02 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:hilarious, because the Celcius CEO Alex Mashinsky purports to be extremely anti-bank and even wore a Banks Are Not Your Friend shirt around at Celsius promotions. So much for that I guess lol at that no-effort strasser poo poo and lmao that it actually worked for a while
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 13:47 |
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Chernobyl Capital
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 21:29 |
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I was promised a worth-shattering kaboom
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 12:05 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:talk about meltdown may jumpoff june
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 19:48 |