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Booyah- posted:i guess worse than being down your life savings is being down your savings and facing serious legal exposure the life savings losers are not the ones facing legal exposure, they're the ones taking advantage of it I mean the people running the show were probably also diehard true believers who ate their own dog food but the lawsuits are coming from outside the building
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SubG posted:the jarkesy decision is a wild ride even for something from the 5th circuit the conservative legal movement would be fine with overturning chevron and returning to the lochner era but the smart ones would like to do it gradually these are not the smart ones
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:"humans horrified" I got trolled by a lion at the DC zoo once I was walking near the big cat area when I heard a weird sound. the lion was standing up on a hill and roaring. everyone nearby was drawn over to see if it was going to do anything cool the lion stops roaring, looks around at the huge expectant crowd gathered around it, sits down, and starts licking his nuts
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qirex posted:for sale: bored ape, never slurped
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whoops, fat fingered my soul address on my application form. my degree is lost to the ether, gotta put in four more years now
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satoshi nakamoto -> hook a moist satan
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Agile Vector posted:i keep my savings in a big wallet with my wife I sleep in a racing car specifically, this one 
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May 23, 2022 21:35
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I’m the crypto-enthusiast traveler
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huh, seems a little crude and low-effort for the onion but sure ok *mouses over* ohhhhhh
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infernal machines posted:i'm totally okay with squenix divesting themselves of a bunch of properties i enjoy they sold them to the extremely not menacingly named "Embracer Group", so the chance is pretty low the games will actually be good
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SubG posted:don't have a dao, man
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njsykora posted:and embracer is just a rebranding of what used to be thq nordic after their guys went on a pedophile message board to promote a game and thought showcasing a knowledge of their pedomemes was a good idea I was trying to figure out if my memory was correct from wikipedia but they made it as confusing as possible for exactly that reason
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luna.new.edited.use_this_one.2
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May 27, 2022 14:40
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*looking at price chart* so it goes
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slurp to gorilla ratio three to one yup haveblue fucked around with this message at 05:13 on May 28, 2022 |
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May 28, 2022 05:09
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mrmcd posted:How is this even a crime? it's a crime to deceive people into purchasing securities for your own profit it's also a crime to sell people things that meet the legal definition of securities without describing them as such and complying with relevant regulations
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I remember a pretty good post and/or link earlier in this thread about something called the Howey test, which is effectively a legal codification of the principle that if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck as applied to securities basically it means that if you sell something based on the promise that it will increase in value later due to factors outside the buyer’s control, it’s a security which definitely applies to crypto products
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infernal machines posted:it's coinbase, there ain't no future yeah their whole business model is to locate the next sucker, of course that would bleed into how they run the company internally
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the NY state legislature just passed a bill putting a two-year pause on granting permits to revive idle fossil fuel plants for crypto miningquote:The New York bill calls for a two-year halt on new permits for miners that use carbon-based fuel and also, requires an environmental impact study with an eye on meeting climate goals established under a 2019 statute. Existing mining firms or ones currently undergoing the permit renewal process would be allowed to continue operations. can't find anything on the likelihood of the governor signing it but I hope it's high
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Tom Clancy is Dead posted:3) what happens if the “house nft” is stolen? you're homeless, sorry. have better opsec next time
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Neito posted:Also did any blockchain fix the problem where someone with a majority of computing power just gets to dictate reality or are they still pretending that's not a thing that can ever happen? c) this is not a problem in the blockchain mindset
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Juul-Whip posted:was thinking about this too. iirc the resolution is that Kirk and Spock get fed up trying to convince them to change their ways so they just blast the big computer with their phasers, beam up to the ship and warp away to be fair, they had to do that because the computer decided it had shot down the enterprise and was demanding the crew all kill themselves too
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it's more that he's embarrassing to be associated with and doesn't bring anything worth tolerating that to the table. he's a 1 term representative, that doesn't exactly make you untouchable
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I would respect salesforce more if it turns out that's just a basic centralized ownership tracking database they slapped the words "nft" and "blockchain" for marketinggschmidl posted:Update: no the problem is clearly that the apes are here
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Jun 10, 2022 04:09
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what happened to that project to upload your completed sexual consent form to the blockchain
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every so often you read about an incident where someone got accused of counterfeiting because the cashier didn't believe $2 bills existed
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:honestly I should have guessed a dao was just a fancy name for "a board of directors but stupider in every conceivable way" basically, imagine if your board of directors was a program, and also it was impossible to fix bugs in it
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Stephen Harper posted:https://twitter.com/kris/status/1535431489315213312 how does crypto.com have over 5000 employees
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Neito posted:isn't this fractional reserve banking, the very thing many coiners rally against? yes. for a real bank in a real financial system the assets would be backstopped by the FDIC and they would be able to fully pay out if there was a run. but in clown world the money's just gone
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there’s life in this gay comedy forum yet
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FCKGW posted:uh, the lakers don't own the building, they just play there yeah the owners just put the naming rights up for sale and crypto.com put in the high bid wonder if they have any payments left to make on it and how that's going
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Qwertycoatl posted:if i'm understanding this right, they've locked it up so that it can't be recovered until ether goes proof of stake, ie the event that's been totally going to happen in a few months for years now until ether goes proof of stake +12 months, so even if that happened tomorrow they're still hosed
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Plank Walker posted:how does this even work? are they just buying the rights to the proof of stake ETH that current ETH holders will get after the split? it's some smart contract bullshit where the tokens will not allow themselves to be spent until certain conditions are met, namely the switch to proof of stake and the time elapsed
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decentralization means I can do what I want, when I want, where I want, to whom I want, with zero consequences wait why won't anyone pay me to do this any more
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Qwertycoatl posted:Here's the short version, from their CEO "Tons of amazingly talented people were looking for a seat on the next rocket ship, not realizing that crypto's more of a rollercoaster." he does realize that rollercoasters come to a stop at 0 altitude after the wild swings right
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