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jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

this is good for bitcoin

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jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Sagebrush posted:

The GPU scalper guy in SA-mart is now permabanned for doing a charge back on the forums store, lmao. He was really into crypto; I wonder if he took such a big haircut that 10 bucks for an avatar matters now

I can't recall what I said in the GPU thread obviously poo poo talking crypto but fauxtool read it as earnest and started PMing me about mining and cards a few months back


jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Shame Boy posted:

paypal picked a great time to launch their marketing campaign





that "what exactly is crypto?" thing doesn't link anywhere either, that is what crypto is, that's all you get

"prices change every minute of every day"

...this is good for a currency because

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://twitter.com/Niko10766014/status/1397642195713368065

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Shifty Pony posted:

what else could you ask for to drink while watching tailspin (shown under Creative Commons license of course)?

you just unlocked some recessed bitcoin memory

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Chalks posted:

i think he gave his statement as soon as his art sold and it was along the lines of "lol wtf are you doing this is such a scam thanks for the money bye"

https://decrypt.co/62547/beeple-immediately-changed-his-53-million-nft-takings-from-eth-to-usd

lmao beeple actually seems like a decent dude just happened to get associated with NFTs because people threw money at him

quote:

“Boom, 53 million dollars in my account. Like, what the gently caress,” Beeple recalled, recalling the day he received the money in Miami, where he flew on a booked private jet to celebrate. “I’m not remotely a crypto-purist. I was making digital art long before any of this poo poo, and if all this loving NFT stuff went away tomorrow I would still be making digital art,” he said.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
bitcoin price chart or ron paul ecg?

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1400971477051133956

:chloe:

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://twitter.com/hownottodraw/status/1404503891815845892

lmao video games, NFTs, AND Funko Pops? gently caress this timeline

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/gaming/2021/06/14/e-3-2021-video-games-and-nfts-match-mythical-games-blankos/7677137002/

quote:

What makes "Blankos Block Party" different is when players spend money on characters or items, they will actually own them and can sell them through the game's marketplace for real money. Mythical's marketplace is built on blockchain technology, which records digital certificates of ownership of the game's playable NFTs, or "non-fungible tokens." Artists will also profit from the resale of Blankos.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Lmao when you're in Austin in all you can afford is renting an apartment and you can't opt out of the power saving plan

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
be your own sperm bank

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
what the gently caress is baby doge

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1415355677304893441

truly the dumbest timeline

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Alan Smithee posted:

are they asics? Ican't imagine they would just crush perfectly good cards

Says Bitcoin miners so definitely ASICS, no one mines Bitcoin on GPU anymore

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

infernal machines posted:

remember when grimes wanted to change her name to "c"?

remember when grimes tried to play huck finn with a bunch of chickens and her boyfriend but kept getting stuck on the Mississippi?

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

lol wow, I never really got why she had the follow she did but drat didn't expect this

attractive red head who is also nerdy is basically laser targeted for the demographic of the various shows and projects she was a part of in the 2000s and early 2010s but who the gently caress knows what the current following is about

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://twitter.com/Alex_Hawkins/status/1442571677318086656

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

https://twitter.com/dreadherring/status/1442598365380767745?s=19

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Paladinus posted:

I imagine rugging is a new Tik Tok trend.

is it like soaking?

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Kazinsal posted:

how the gently caress do people sell that poo poo, like, what kind of platform is this based on

I want to rug pull a bunch of libertarian incel dorks

a fool and his money soon buy me an RTX 3080

"soon" and "RTX 3080"

lol

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
a buddy of mine asked me to register an account on Crypto.com so he could get $25 and i almost did it till it asked me to take a picture of my state id lmao

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Pigbuster posted:

I looked at the other poo poo that guy owns and boy

https://opensea.io/collection/twobitbears



what a value





what




WHAT

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Mr. Nice! posted:

here's the reg as it stands now - https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/26/1.6050I-1

it's pretty broad. i can't imagine how that won't include the majority of crypto transactions.

It's broad but I'm fairly sure you'd have to torture the legal definition of "cash" in the statute to have cryptocurrency fall under a form 8300.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Mr. Nice! posted:

this is the literal text of the amendment.

(3) Treatment as cash for purposes of section 6050i.--
Section 6050I(d) of such Code is amended by striking ``and'' at
the end of paragraph (1), by striking the period at the end of
paragraph (2) and inserting ``, and'', and by inserting after
paragraph (2) the following new paragraph:
``(3) any digital asset (as defined in section
6045(g)(3)(D)).''.
(c) Effective Date.--The amendments made by this section shall
apply to returns required to be filed, and statements required to be
furnished, after December 31, 2023.

as of the effective date, unless this gets specifically repealed, all crypto will fall under the statute. just reading this into the existing treasury regs covers most crypto transactions.

Lmao I didn't see the amendment and was going off my on hand rules for work. Jesus christ that's amazing

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Shame Boy posted:

crossposting some ughhhh

Where's my "I know what an NFT is and you couldn't get me to touch one at gunpoint"?

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Khorne posted:

Arbitrary code execution through chat messages because the client just straight ships chat messages off unfiltered to some web renderer, a bunch of dupe methods, and when they disabled stuff to stop the dupe methods it created new dupe methods that people could run into accidentally instead of intentionally! To make it worse, they have a steam feature where people can make endless accounts for free and amazon has only been banning the account caught not the whole chain of accounts. So to cheat and dupe and stuff people make a new account, dupe, do something with what they duped, and then go back to not being banned on their main account. Or just make another.

That's just the stuff I know of and I don't even play or watch anything related to the game. It's all stuff they will fix fairly quickly.

Reminds me of people gaining access to the Dev room in Fallout 76 that holds all in game items for testing (like all Bethesda games) and using new level 1 accounts to ferry the gear to their main. Bethesda would ban the account that was flagged as being in the room but not the account that got the gear

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Hammerite posted:

Bored Ape NFT Accidentally Sells For $3,000 Instead Of $0

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

njsykora posted:

you’re just going to ignore that the tweet says the hacks total $400 stolen?

Twitter still not allowing editing of tweets lol

Article says $400 million

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
lmao an "investor" friend of mine

"When you bought crypto for fractions of a penny and see it blossom 🚀"


https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/safemoon/

just lmao

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
Why not just steal a picture from thispersondoesnotexist.com?

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1476476724212731905

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > buttcoin: all my apes gone

https://twitter.com/askeeve/status/1476489435470573572?t=-FhtIcIcs84YPeWJGfUO0Q&s=19

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

What is #include

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Don't sleep on the replies lol

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Boxturret posted:

no it wasn't bytes, it was individual bits, a single computer would just be asked, 1 or 0, and then it would all be combined together to form perfect blockchain generated code

Love to have my Notepad need to make calls to a 340+GB Blockchain to function

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

ymgve posted:

I know all that. I just wonder how they try to justify why anyone should put their nfts on their marketplace instead of the one where apes sell for millions

"Something something but wish you had gotten in on the ground floor? Now you can!"

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
FB memories reminded me

quote:

Interrogator: "Wallet address K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?"
K: "Yes, sir".
Interrogator: "Recite your baseline".
K: "and satoshi began to spin... A system of scams interlinked within scams interlinked within scams interlinked within one blockchain... And dreadfully distinct against the darkweb, a tether printer played".
Interrogator: "scams".
K: "scams".
Interrogator: "Have you ever been in an blockchain? Scams".
K: "Scams".
Interrogator: "Do they keep you in a wallet? Scams."
K: "Scams."
Interrogator: "When you're not mining do they keep you on gdax? Scams".
K: "Scams".
Interrogator: "Tethered".
K: "Tethered ".
Interrogator: "What's it like to drain the wallet of someone you love? Tethered".
K: "Tethered".
Interrogator: "Did they teach you how to scam wallet to wallet? Tethered "
K: "Tethered".
Interrogator: "Do you long for having your wallet tethered? Tethered".
K: "Tethered".
Interrogator: "Do you dream about being Tethered... ?"
K: "Tethered".
Interrogator: "What's it like to hold your miner in your arms? Scammed".
K: "Scammed".
Interrogator: "Do you feel that there's a part of your wallet that's missing? Scammed".
K: "Scammed".
Interrogator: "Within scams Tethered".
K: "Within scams tethered".
Interrogator: "Why don't you say that three times: Within scams tethered".
K: "Within scams tethered. Within scams tethered.
Within scams tethered."
Interrogator: "We're done. Constant K... you can pick up your bonus after the usual confirmations”.
K: "Thank you, sir".

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Shumagorath posted:

I love NYC, but counterpoints include Manila and Delhi lol

And on the same continent, Mexico City.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i’ve gotten into the habit of archiving all sorts of poo poo with yt-dlp and it’s now led me to being the only person with a copy of old classics multiple times now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t18kTTxf3wc

This has to be 20 years old now.

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jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
Does anyone else remember that crypto dude on Bitcointalk that was going to create his own theater to show pirated copies of Rescue Rangers(I think?) and charge people Bitcoin or did COVID rot my brain?

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