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when joker has got the knife in that guys cheek and hes like "let me tell you a story about how i got these scars" i always yell out "is it going to be a long story???"
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Would you care to hear the tale of how I got with these ugly markings on my face?
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Nov 30, 2019 23:10
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Want to know how I got these scars? When you receive an injury that causes deep enough lacerations your blood cells will clot in order to stem blood flow and prevent bacterial infection in the afflicted area, over time this allows the wound to heal as new collagen fibers are created to close the gap and mend the skin. The new skin will be of a different texture and color than that of the surrounding tissue due to an inferior alignment of protein fibers compared to regular skin. These new cells lack hair follicles and sweat glands, allowing them to contrast even more with the surrounding tissue. If enough surrounding material is lost, as in fat or muscle, the scar can also become pitted versus raised which occurs because of excess production of collagen during the healing process.
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Nov 30, 2019 23:27
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Smugworth posted:Heard a joke once: Man goes to see doctor about huge rubber nose stuck up his rear end. Says he feels he is alone in a world where his rear end in a top hat is all backed up and bleeding. The doctor says great clown Fagliacci is in town. Go and see him! That should pick you up. Man bursts into tears. "But, doctor! ...I am Fagliacci" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 1, 2019 08:48
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Doctor, "going to the circus" is not legitimate medical advice!
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Dec 1, 2019 10:20
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Doctor says "you should borrow two dollars." Man says "what for?" Doctor replies "circus is in town." Man says "it is?" Something something pagliacci bottom text.
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Dec 1, 2019 10:53
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KillerJunglist posted:Doctor says "mate, your medical bill comes to two dollarydoos."
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numberoneposter posted:when joker has got the knife in that guys cheek and hes like "let me tell you a story about how i got these scars" i always yell out "is it going to be a long story???" Omg I remember you! Opening night 2008, Regal Cinema 12 in downtown Portland. When you made that crack the whole audience was doubled over and we all clapped in appreciation for you defusing the tension. Thank you goon sir.
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Dec 1, 2019 14:47
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https://twitter.com/SCJtweeting/status/1201244147278962688
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Dec 1, 2019 22:20
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in the video he talks about how he said the n word in a video once.
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Dec 1, 2019 22:21
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Dec 1, 2019 22:25
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nice trigger discipline, dork
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Smugworth posted:Heard a joke once: man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead seems vague and uncertain. 
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Dec 1, 2019 22:41
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I refuse
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Dec 2, 2019 05:03
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Bruno Mars's Ziggy Stardust phase looking lame.
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Dec 2, 2019 08:06
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"Wanna know how I got these scars!?" "suckin dick?" "drat got it one lol" "lmao"
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"Wanna know how I got these scars!?" If that's how someone got scars then something went horribly wrong.
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CPL593H posted:If that's how someone got scars then something went horribly wrong. They could’ve been sucking on that murder dildo from Se7en.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:02
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I love how the joker's face paint in the newest movie is even more ridiculous so the fan boys who copy it look like the goddamn clowns they are.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:11
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Perspective in this photo is giving me the  's
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Yaldabaoth posted:I love how the joker's face paint in the newest movie is even more ridiculous so the fan boys who copy it look like the goddamn clowns they are. I thought it fit the movie pretty well. I wasn't a fan at first but after the three rich dudes got boat murdered, it grew on me.
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Dec 6, 2019 10:50
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Funko pop Joker (Joaquin Phoenix) you're such a messy eater!
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The Joker is now anime https://twitter.com/MikeLuckas/status/1202775172001878016
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Kazak posted:Funko pop Joker (Joaquin Phoenix) you're such a messy eater! ribkid.jpg
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Literally A Person posted:Perspective in this photo is giving me the Russell Wilson is pretty good at cosplay.
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Cosplay? It's costumed business
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important update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2RJ8GWDQM
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Dec 19, 2019 12:56
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The Joker [Gamer]
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im the joker baby https://www.ebay.com/itm/Lakor-1-6-Batman-Joker-Baby-2-0-Ver-Take-Happiness-Home-Figure-New-/254032144459
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Dec 19, 2019 15:31
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dick wizard posted:im the joker baby Read the post and i was expecting a George Costanza joker but this is actually much more disturbing.
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Dec 19, 2019 15:39
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Welp that's in my browser history forever. Very unsettling
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Lamuella posted:The Joker [Gamer] [everything about it]
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Kazak posted:Funko pop Joker (Joaquin Phoenix) you're such a messy eater! Wanna know how I got these carbs?
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univbee posted:Wanna know how I got these carbs?
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