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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Cubone posted:

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. "You been screwin' the milkman!" he said.

lmao

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The only cool villain is Poison Ivy. She grows her privacy hedges beyond what Gotham City's bylaws allow.

And just imagine being able to synthesize phytogenic molecules in your body. Imagine being able to control how high you are at any moment.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 12:52

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

935 posted:

best villain is Clayface. Imagine the power to double the size of your dick, or give yourself a rocken set of jugs. gently caress it, both!

Pretty sure I can accomplish both using the power of phytoestrogens and like whatever they put inside those herbal dick-biggerner pills that totally work. Sooooo there you go.

Oh no but what if having immunity to plant based compounds would prevent me from having self-induced big boobied salvinorin trips?

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 28, 2019

# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 02:51

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Waffle! posted:

She got high on her own supply and messed with Batman instead.

the photosynthesized oxygen?

Erm. Those two words next to each other is causing my brain to softlock.

I guess that's one issue when writing for Ivy. Her powers are definitely more on the side of fantasy and people these days need their Batfella to be realistic and serious.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 00:32

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Actuarial Fables posted:

Synthesized is "(of a substance) produced by synthesis". One of the products of photosynthesis is oxygen.

As a plant you should know this.

Tch, I know that, like, DUUUH. I'm not a bimbo. Gosh.

But that's still just oxygen. The fact it got pooped from some idiot leaf's stomata doesn't make it special let alone capable of delivering THC.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 01:06

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