PSA: Epstein didn't kill himself

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Saw this written on a 6 ft beachball that the campus libertarian group had people write on. I dunno why they thought a beachball was a useful way to spread their message but libertarians are really stupid so dwelling on that is pointless.

I wish I wrote it. I just walked by because I didn't even want to interact with the loving chuds.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:37

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:52

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

JK Fresco posted:

Epstein had a private airplane dubbed �Lolita Express,� which he flew to a private island dubbed Pedophile Island

What a missed opportunity to call it Pedophisland.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:40

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

JK Fresco posted:

Shame this guy is a republican.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:47

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

gently caress SNEEP posted:

This meme really sucks

Sucks less than a bunch of pedophiles in high places getting away with it.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:53

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Inzombiac posted:

I mean, there was no way he was getting out of that cell alive. Not with that many powerful pedos with unlimited money to throw at the problem.

Which is why we've gotta keep circulating the tapes.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:56

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Molyneux is a huge loving creep and misogynist FYI.

Yeah but right there he's right. Just because he's a poo poo doesn't change that.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:58

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

FactsAreUseless posted:

lmao you lying sack of poo poo

Man we need non-admin FAU attitude but with the buttons back. I know it'd never happen because you were a professional despite not being paid but still.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 06:08

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

JK Fresco posted:

"I can't believe it's not butter" boils down to "it's not butter" so this boils down to....

:thunk:

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 06:22

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

JK Fresco posted:

... an undesirable fake product being pushed onto people by the media

You dork. If your image was logically consistent it'd say "I can't believe epstein didn't kil lhimself" because you get the truth from removing the "i can't believe"

Unless your dumb rear end thinks I can't believe it's not butter is actually butter.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 06:27

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:52

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Didn't the indictment of those two guards say that cameras showed that literally no one approached the only entrance to his cell? I suppose the footage could have been doctored or whatever...

looping footage of an empty hall to cover up activity in said hall isnt exactly hard

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 07:31

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