PSA: Epstein didn't kill himself

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JK Fresco: Jul 5, 2019

The thread for discussion of the Epstein murder and of course regular reminders that Epstein did not kill himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P5_-JaIGIw
For those puzzled, Ritland (and everyone else) is referring to Jeffrey Epstein, the known pedophile and suspected hedge funder who palled around with a few heaping handfuls of other hedge funders, as well as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, and occasionally Donald Trump. He lived in Manhattan�s largest private residence. He was heavily involved in scientific research, including his plan to �seed [the] human race with his DNA.� Epstein had a private airplane dubbed �Lolita Express,� which he flew to a private island dubbed Pedophile Island. He seemed to have gotten away with his crimes once before with a slap on the wrist.

Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in August, a few weeks after his arrest. The cause of death was ruled a suicide by crude hanging. There was a small spasm of outrage that the most famous American inmate was able to kill himself ahead of trials that might have exposed embarrassing secrets of the financial and political elite.

Subsequent reporting showed every kind of irregularity. No video surveillance. Falsified prison logs to cover for contract guards who literally slept on the job. Some marks on his body were more consistent with strangulation than hanging, it was said. This evidence could be resolved by reference to the desperate method by which he may have hanged himself. But author and journalist Walter Kirn summed up the mood of certain news watchers after Epstein�s death, writing, �Sometimes paranoia just stands to reason.�

In recent weeks the Epstein story has been bubbling up again. The conservative muckrakers at Project Veritas had leaked tape of ABC broadcast reporter Amy Robach claiming that higher-ups had killed the story. She sighed that she believed �100 percent� that Epstein had been murdered. ABC executives are reportedly scrambling to discover and punish the leaker, a zealousness they never displayed for their reporter�s bombshell story. The octogenarian pathologist Michael Baden was hired by Mark Epstein to witness his brother�s autopsy, and he told Fox & Friends that the evidence points to homicide.

Breaking news from today:
Feds file criminal charges against jail guards responsible for watching Jeffrey Epstein
https://www.theeagle.com/news/natio...ad586042db.html

Previously there was also the development that Prince Andrew was insanely unconvincing in his denials of the accusations of rape leveled against him

quote:

Prince Andrew seemed to think that he could get himself off the hook by saying that his biggest mistake in hanging around with Jeffrey Epstein was that he behaved �too honorably.� Elsewhere in the United Kingdom, Lady Colin Campbell argued with television interviewers that Epstein�s sex with 14-year-olds does not mean he was a pedophile, and that a charge of �soliciting sex from a minor� is �not the same thing as paedophilia.� That is the sort of comment that makes you wonder if the family trees of British elites split enough times...

Sharing �Epstein Didn�t Kill Himself� memes because you believe paranoia stands to reason, or because you think they are funny, is a kind of practice for saying, �I think our leadership class and our institutions are capable of every corruption and depravity.� It signals to the world that you are willing to be caught saying this, which is now and in all times one of the more subversive things that can be thought or said.