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Pizza?
Pizza!
Pizza.
Pizzachu!
Goku burning the roof of his mouth on some molten mozzarella
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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Alright motherfuckers it's pizza time again.

Some time tomorrow afternoon I'll pick 3 random people in the thread and private message them that they won. The first to reply with an address deliverable via Pizza Hut or Dominos (it's free pizza you don't get to be picky) gets pizza.

:toxx: as usual. No bullshit.

Ask Action-Bastard; I deliver.

E: for clarity, i pick via a random number generator. The 3 people is because I don't wanna wait for some dude who posts every 6 weeks to reply.

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Nov 22, 2019

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TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


Big if true

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i want some pie

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

pizza doesn't deliver out here but I'm cheering on the winner

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I can't loving wait to drown myself in a flood of cheese

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
epstein did not commit suicide but i will , by eating the whole thing :getin:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Those that most need free pizza can't afford platinum for PM's, this is rigged and unjust

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

great big cardboard tube posted:

Those that most need free pizza can't afford platinum for PM's, this is rigged and unjust

pay the spinetax

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Resting Lich Face... have you ever ordered plain cheese pizza for a fellow goon and his lawyer wife, by any chance?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Resting Lich Face... have you ever ordered plain cheese pizza for a fellow goon and his lawyer wife, by any chance?

God no, the good deal from dominos allows 2 toppings so why would I send a plain pizza to our dear friend Drunk Nerds?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Yeah love giving random goons my address, the pizza is just a bonus

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Resting Lich Face posted:

God no, the good deal from dominos allows 2 toppings so why would I send a plain pizza to our dear friend Drunk Nerds?



Because you're sick. Just stop.

Also I want italian sausage, pepperoni and spinach. And shrooms.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Because you're sick. Just stop.

Also I want italian sausage, pepperoni and spinach. And shrooms.

Better buy plat then because if I can't PM you you don't win.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




If I win, I choose to give my pizza to Chinatown.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Bronze Fonz posted:

If I win, I choose to give my pizza to Chinatown.

No. He's already been disqualified due to only wanting costco pizza.

Mumbling
Feb 7, 2015

Last time I obsessively checked this thread because I love me some pizza. Sign me up.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


If I win I'd like to forward my victory-pizza to literally any poster in the estranged parents thread

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


if I am picked please give the pizza to someone else because I am just really not eating right now at all, but I just wanted to say that I love this thread idea and it's great you're doing it again. pay it forward, feel the love, and all that poo poo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I don't want your filthy pizza!!!

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
If chosen I will produce a video review of the pizza provided. 🍕🎥

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

pizza good as hell though

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just don't order from one of these places where the guy shows up with his dick through the pizza OP, it's so unsanitary.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



You couldn't be bothered to make the effort to get it delivered to me in the UK when I won last time so gently caress you, OP

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Free pizza should be a crime for the following reasons.

1. Not for sale in your home town.

2. Not for sale on your site.

3. Food is "non-renewable"

4. Real pizza comes from the same vineyard as wine and vodka.

5. Real pizza is not made from sheep, rabbits or chickens.

6. Whole grain, open pollinated tomatoes do not exist.

7. You can't get the gluten out of your fingertips.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Pizza is only for tmnt do I look like a turtle to you

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

As a supertaster, pizza is one of the few foods I can tolerate, along with spaghetti and chicken nuggets

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I live in nz so you better be Sam Porter Bridges

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

The Bramble posted:

As a supertaster, pizza is one of the few foods I can tolerate, along with spaghetti and chicken nuggets

Have you ever tasted spaghetti with sauce on it? I smelled it once and it gave me a migraine.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Pizza is more of a cake than a pie, if you stop and think about it??????

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Hope you deliver international because I’m gonna win it

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Pizza good.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I don't want pizza I'm full of I win give it to the goon above me.

You're a good person op

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Cool

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

I like pizza but don't have plat. Enjoy, someone else.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Eh vaffanculo gotta have my pizzanodiliuccio

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Free pizza should be a crime for the following reasons.

1. Not for sale in your home town.

2. Not for sale on your site.

3. Food is "non-renewable"

4. Real pizza comes from the same vineyard as wine and vodka.

5. Real pizza is not made from sheep, rabbits or chickens.

6. Whole grain, open pollinated tomatoes do not exist.

7. You can't get the gluten out of your fingertips.

I do not understand any part of this post

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I want a pizza. But I want a drink too. My chaser is getting dangerously low over here.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
again OP i don't live near any pizza place that delivers to me but i'd still appreciate a free pizza regardless, maybe you could just fedex it or something?

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Dont have PMs but want the piz

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

jazzyhattrick posted:

Just don't order from one of these places where the guy shows up with his dick through the pizza OP, it's so unsanitary.

Yeah, please don't ruin lovely dick by covering it with pizza.

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