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bird with big dick posted:Is there any sex in the article well yeah he targets spawning bass
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Nov 24, 2019 23:46
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This article was fantastic. Do they still show fishing and hunting on ESPN Sunday mornings? IM READY TO WATCH SOME PRO BASS FISHING
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Nov 25, 2019 00:03
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Imagine if he actually killed someone in the bass deception
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Nov 25, 2019 02:23
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Jokes on him p much all fish have parasites and worms in them even if you can’t see mmmmmm
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Nov 25, 2019 02:26
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Grifter posted:Maybe he did, there’s a weirdly high number of people in this story who passed in ’14 or whatever. Old people loving love to fish
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Nov 25, 2019 02:36
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Fly Fishers would've spotted this guy's deception easily.
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Nov 25, 2019 02:40
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This article owned, thanks for sharing. There have been a lot of mtg cheats but Trevor Humphries has been the funniest due to the hilarious fb meltdown he had after getting banned. https://youtu.be/v0zYMAhp570 There are a lot more if some MTG nerds would like to have a go at writing about them.
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Nov 25, 2019 02:55
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Pretty amazing story. Up until the end I was still thinking it was impressive he caught all the big fish to cheat with. But NOPE!
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Nov 25, 2019 03:07
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Pawn 17 posted:Pretty amazing story. Up until the end I was still thinking it was impressive he caught all the big fish to cheat with. But NOPE! Legit loll'd at mike goign "WHOOAAA HELP I CAUGHT A BIIIIIIIG ONE" while the fishing partner is just watching him flop around a dead fish.
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Nov 25, 2019 04:04
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The world of Big Bass Fishing is weirdly keen on polygraph tests. Sounds like Mike can get back in the game if he beats a polygraph or three. He needs to just sit down, take a deep breath, and practice saying "Yes, I caught all those fish and never tried to murder anyone by unscrewing their tires", calm as he can.
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Nov 25, 2019 12:02
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Do it ironically posted:Jokes on him p much all fish have parasites and worms in them even if you can’t see mmmmmm Touching a fish will not give you fish parasites.
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Nov 25, 2019 12:58
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Big Beef City posted:Touching a fish will not give you fish parasites. What about if you gently caress one? Asking for a friend.
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Nov 25, 2019 13:52
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When are they gonna make a movie about this guy? Who could play this sneaky redneck? Probably Walton Goggins.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:10
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artsy fartsy posted:When are they gonna make a movie about this guy? Who could play this sneaky redneck? Probably Walton Goggins.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:26
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I'm not a cop. I'm a professional bass fisherman from San Diego.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:27
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hey guys i just caught a massive record-breaking fish, it's right here in my lap looking at me. where do i go to get my check?
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Nov 25, 2019 14:31
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People getting real sick of my poo poo when I show up to the judges table with a bigmouth billy bass for the 100th time
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Nov 25, 2019 14:35
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Oldstench posted:What about if you gently caress one? Asking for a friend. Always use protection, friend. e: also loving LO loving L to the dude crying about "harvesting mating animals". The entirety of hunting and ALL of fishing is regulated specifically around animal mating/spawning patterns its like...it's...it's the entire point and aspect of doing the loving thing and is regulated by season. And the animals are regulated for their season properly. It's why we have a little thing called "THE DNR". Like...that's HOW it's done....I...imagine being that loving dumb. I've never hunted because I don't want to shoot game, and I gave up fishing because now, in my dotage, even hurting or killing fish bothers me. But good lord in heaven imagine not understanding this process. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 25, 2019 |
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Nov 25, 2019 14:38
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Christ, what a basshole.
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Nov 25, 2019 14:42
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this article is crazy i dont have any tales of sports cheats but this is a pretty interesting story about a local gun expert who committed massive fraud on the State of Connecticut and gun collectors https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-xpm-2006-03-26-0603260031-story.html
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Nov 25, 2019 15:00
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His parents should have named him Richard so he could introduce himself as, "Long....Dick Long"
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artsy fartsy posted:When are they gonna make a movie about this guy? Who could play this sneaky redneck? Probably Walton Goggins. fuuuuuck a Jody Hill-directed Walton Goggins-starring Mike Long film is now the thing I want most
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Nov 25, 2019 15:51
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Amarcarts posted:His parents should have named him Richard so he could introduce himself as, "Long....Dick Long" Theres a dude in the story named Buck Buckhanan, lol
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Nov 25, 2019 17:19
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raylan givens voice: we snagged bass together
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Nov 25, 2019 17:24
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Big Beef City posted:Always use protection, friend. Fantastic Flyer posted:Specifically targeting animals trying to defend their eggs/young is insanely scummy. Give this guy the chair imo.
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Nov 25, 2019 17:26
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i like nice words
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Big Beef City posted:Touching a fish will not give you fish parasites. My friend got fish parasites from a toilet seat
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Nov 25, 2019 17:33
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my dog died im sad posted:Fly Fishers would've spotted this guy's deception easily. I am a non-fisherman. What does this mean? Fly fishers are smarter? Is there some kind of fly vs bait rivalry?
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Nov 25, 2019 17:56
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ArmZ posted:I am a non-fisherman. What does this mean? Fly fishers are smarter? Is there some kind of fly vs bait rivalry? Fly fishing requires more casting delicacy, extensive knowledge of how to match the hatch, and just in general it's about technique. You have to play the fish with a fly rod. Tournament bass guys almost always use braid, which is almost impossible to snap so they can basically rip them out of the water as fast as possible. Most fly guys do tend to feel Superior to guys who use bait or gear in my experience. I personally don't, I'm not stuck on one particular discipline, there are tons of ways to fish. That said, there's no way this guy could've pulled this off with a fly rod, it just couldn't be done, it would take so much time to get fish of that size in that he couldn't fool his partner. Also wouldn't be able to snag with a fly rod
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Nov 25, 2019 18:43
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one time a guy was fly fishing in a river and my gf and I went down and started swimming just upstream from him and he looked real annoyed and left, that's my fly fishing story
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Nov 25, 2019 19:03
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better 'n that he hooked ya and said 'boy howdy i feel like big bass guru Mike Long, having just hooked me a record-setting fish!'
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Nov 25, 2019 19:06
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mods please change my name to Big Bass Polygraph
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Nov 25, 2019 19:24
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ArmZ posted:I am a non-fisherman. What does this mean? Fly fishers are smarter? Is there some kind of fly vs bait rivalry? They are pretty fly for a fisherguy
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Nov 25, 2019 19:29
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Nov 25, 2019 19:30
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The Walrus posted:one time a guy was fly fishing in a river and my gf and I went down and started swimming just upstream from him and he looked real annoyed and left, that's my fly fishing story I've seen this happen a few times lol. You ruined the guy's hole. Which I think is funny on a couple levels at least. Most fly fishermen take it way too seriously
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Nov 25, 2019 20:59
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The Walrus posted:one time a guy was fly fishing in a river and my gf and I went down and started swimming just upstream from him and he looked real annoyed and left, that's my fly fishing story drat didn't know we had trout post here. Good on ya.
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Nov 25, 2019 21:04
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Do it ironically posted:My friend got fish parasites from a toilet seat Tell her to stop calling me that, I said was sorry.
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Nov 25, 2019 21:13
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From this article I learned that Bass that grow up in cloudy water look different from Bass that grow up in clear water and fisherman can spot the difference right away and this guy had the balls to bring in a clear-water Bass and pretend to catch it in a cloudy lake just to claim a record and no matter how many guys called bullshit on it he got away with it.
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Nov 25, 2019 21:42
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seems dumb that catching a fish by jabbing it with the hook doesn't count
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violent sex idiot posted:seems dumb that catching a fish by jabbing it with the hook doesn't count It's a sport because you have to convince the fish, which is mostly focused on sitting on eggs and not doing a goddamn thing otherwise, that it should stop sitting on eggs and instead eat this delicious lure that is definitely not plastic. If they were spearing the bass they'd just be scooting their boats up to the fish and stabbing them in the head, which wouldn't take much skill (if any) and definitely wouldn't be interesting to watch. Actual spearfishing involves either stabbing fish that are busy swimming through rivers (which is actually engaging because they're moving around and generally trying to avoid being stabbed) or scuba-diving around with a speargun and shooting fish that are only slightly smaller than an adult human male (which can be pretty goddamn terrifying).
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