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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Firefighter giving mouth-to-mouth on a snake

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Platystemon posted:



Firefighter giving mouth-to-mouth on a snake

I like the metaphysical implications

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
some local truckfuckling




Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PurpleXVI posted:

What the hell is that even she's trying to get upright? A cabinet? It just looks like a featureless box.

It’s the cabinet of dr. caligari

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

holtemon posted:

For real though, these kinda traps are like legit war crimes now right?

War crimes don't count if used on your own home turf against an invading aggressor

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Sentient Data posted:

War crimes don't count if used on your own home turf against an invading aggressor

Settle down, Macaulay.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Rascar Capac posted:

Settle down, Macaulay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCUMBH7OaM

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


armpit_enjoyer posted:

quick, where's that tweet about a vietnamese tour guide bullying american vets by poking his head out of the viet cong tunnels

peekaboo

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/664651228949823488

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

When you win a war you're allowed to do stuff like that

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


That's fair game.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Olewithmilk posted:

Why dont' they make the whole plane out of radioactive material?

Maybe if more planes used depleted uranium counterweights, fewer would go missing.

https://www.nrc.gov/docs/ML0321/ML032180089.pdf

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


he should go all in with face paint, weaponry. make those vets poo poo themselves/have a heart attack

raggedphoto
May 10, 2008

I'd like to shoot you
Why would a vet want to revisit the place where they have spent their entire adult lives trying to forget?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Buce posted:

he should go all in with face paint, weaponry. make those vets poo poo themselves/have a heart attack

you're right, those vietnam vets really have it coming

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You have to make sure they know that you didn't lose, you left.

Also do the children and grandchildren of those you lost to have a chance to get their own sick owns on you in.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the only draft I want to hear about is the one being caulked up in my swiss chalet

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Why let himself be berated for ten minutes? Why not just slip back down into the hole? Let the vet follow him if he really wants to have at it. You know, for old time’s sake.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pham Nuwen posted:

you're right, those vietnam vets really have it coming
:hai:


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rhujubVWda1v62me4.mp4

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


raggedphoto posted:

Why would a vet want to revisit the place where they have spent their entire adult lives trying to forget?

Maybe trying to make sense of the insanity they experienced and see the place full of culture and regular people doing things to replace the twisted version they have in their heads.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

raggedphoto posted:

Why would a vet want to revisit the place where they have spent their entire adult lives trying to forget?

It's the only place where you can get that fish stew made with four kinds of rice. Nobody else ever gets the spices right.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Perfect three act structure

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

GABA ghoul posted:

Perfect three act structure

I wanna see them take the person up the other escalator.

And kinda wanna see them slip out and slide down, knocking another person over...

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

wheatpuppy posted:

It's the only place where you can get that fish stew made with four kinds of rice. Nobody else ever gets the spices right.

Best joke from worst episode. Nice deep cut. :golfclap:

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know if this counts as work as OSHA would care about it

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1620213159511621633

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


Good sound effects but what it really needs the boulder QTE prompts from RE4.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I don't know if this counts as work as OSHA would care about it

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1620213159511621633

The most important part of CQC is shooting yourself in the shoulder and leg

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Lollin @ the american-style nasheed soundtrack

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

absolutely fair play. they won fair and square

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Rectal Death Adept posted:

I don't know if this counts as work as OSHA would care about it

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1620213159511621633

This guy is not obvious Solid Snake or Big Boss, but barely even matches Johnny in anything other than bowel control.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Piss Creep posted:

https://twitter.com/dfes_wa/status/1620679721066565632

"I'm very pleased to announce that a short time ago, the missing radioactive capsule was found by emergency services just outside Newman"

Found 50km south of Newman, 2 meters off the highway.

https://twitter.com/dfes_wa/status/1620726871100108801

I just caught this story on ABC and they mentioned the penalty for failing to safely store, pack and transport radioactive items: It’s AU$1,000.

lol

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/axjMdKD.mp4

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Propaganda Hour posted:

The most important part of CQC is shooting yourself in the shoulder and leg

Reminds me of that video of the two dudes spinning in circles and firing wildly right over their partner’s shoulder. The whole thing was like watching someone’s last known photo. “You can see where he shoots through his artery right… here.”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/75IQC29.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


well, that's one way to find out if your clutch tension is properly set

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Sagebrush posted:

well, that's one way to find out if your clutch tension is properly set

Probably gonna mess with your crotch tension though

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



SyNack Sassimov posted:

Probably gonna mess with your crotch tension though

An MMA fighter, I wanna say Bryce Mitchell or something like that, ripped his sack open with a battery powered drill because it caught his shorts as he drilled something between his legs.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:getin:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I now have cancer after watching this it was so bad.

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker
I’m about a million pages back and reading my way through the thread, but I had something breathtakingly stupid to share.

This is from the other day out in front of my in-laws place, where some workers were installing bollards up against the curb. This is after they had finished installing all of them. See anything wrong?

They are removing one of the bollards they had just installed because they had parked their work vehicle on the curb, and had penned themselves in.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
UK defense contractor glued on bolt heads in a nuke lol

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1728484/royal-navy-workers-super-glue-to-repair-nuclear-reactor-hms-vanguard-trident

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