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Carter1992
Aug 12, 2025

Ror posted:

how dangerous could the orange ribbon really be

https://i.imgur.com/MrJy6AO.mp4

Giant Fruit by the Foot?

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
That procedure is appalling.

They ought to have someone playing a flute to charm the spicy snake.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
It's cool when you can get horribly crushed and burned at the same time

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner


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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

Yeah, see, the problem with the PBF panel is that the German was on the zebra.

The Anglos just dyed their houses to look like zebras.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon posted:

Yeah, see, the problem with the PBF panel is that the German was on the zebra.

The Anglos just dyed their houses to look like zebras.



that's just a painted donkey.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
ITT people showing their whole rear end

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Platystemon posted:

ITT people showing their rear end, whole

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

Zebras are much more closely related to donkeys than they are to horses. This results in them being moderately intelligent, stubborn, and frequently aggressive for no reason whatsoever. There's a reason humanity has never domesticated them despite encountering them a lot sooner than we did horses. They are, in every sense of the word, striped jackasses.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
why are zebras so against gum that holds its flavor for longer than 10 seconds?

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 17, 2025

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

LifeSunDeath posted:

that's just a painted donkey.

Yeah but it's riding a ZEBRA

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

LifeSunDeath posted:

why are zebras so against gum that holds it's flavor for longer than 10 seconds?

I felt this in my creaky bones.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

The reins are not a handle for you to hold to not fall off. Lean forward you dunce.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Xakura posted:

The reins are not a handle for you to hold to not fall off. Lean forward you dunce.

everyone in that photo is dead

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mystes
May 31, 2006

Unperson_47 posted:

everyone in that photo is dead
Well yeah that's how trying to ride a zebra usually ends

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