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Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Xaintrailles posted:

I was thinking gently pour epoxy or varnish over it and then install new flooring on top.

"Why is the copy room only 3 feet tall?"
"Don't worry about it"

# ? Jul 7, 2020 23:40

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:19

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Arrhythmia posted:

evidence of the malfeasance inherent in the Manx character.

I have a Manx (mix) cat and she does have an inherently malfeasant character.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 23:45

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Arrhythmia posted:

The flag of the island of man is 3/4ths of a Swastika.

He's insinuating that this isn't a goofy historical coincidence, but rather, evidence of the malfeasance inherent in the Manx character.

You think that's weird, you should see the Sicilian flag.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 23:58

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

WarpedNaba posted:

You think that's weird, you should see the Sicilian flag.

For the lazy.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:08

Varkk: Apr 17, 2004

The Lone Badger posted:

My first thought would be to spray water on it and try to turn it into slurry.

The real solution is you call in the cheapest third party contractor you can and ensure everyone manager level or above is working off site at an important management retreat for the week while it is cleaned up.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:29

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I have a Manx (mix) cat and she does have an inherently malfeasant character.

That's just cats, though.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:38

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

AFewBricksShy posted:

For the lazy.

Would.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:47

Eschatos: Apr 10, 2013; pictured: Big Cum's Most Monstrous Ambassador

AFewBricksShy posted:

For the lazy.

Wow, a swastika and a half. That's hosed.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:58

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

so that's what it looks like when the legs go all the way up

# ? Jul 8, 2020 01:59

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://giant.gfycat.com/FluidAridAdouri.mp4

"I handle loads this big all the time, no I don't need to calculate it!"

# ? Jul 8, 2020 02:34

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Memento posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/FluidAridAdouri.mp4

"I handle loads this big all the time, no I don't need to calculate it!"

"I know how much the safety margins exceed the published limits so this will be fine..."

# ? Jul 8, 2020 03:07

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Eight loops latter, I noticed the guy acting as a couter weight on the trailer. :aaa:

# ? Jul 8, 2020 03:29

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

Is that an alternator? Also why don't they just deflate the tire

Just wrap a loading strap around the alternator, attach the other end to a hard-point on the trailer, and drive forward six feet.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 04:11

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

It is worth noting that, iirc, most of the fatalities at the Isle of Man TT are not professional racers, but random idiot amateurs who are allowed to ride the closed course on the day before the race using whatever motorcycle and equipment they brought.

Of course some professionals do still die because the race is absolutely insane and stupid. A big reason that MotoGP doesn't have more casualties is because the wide open tracks give plenty of room for a crashing rider to slide and bounce and tumble and dissipate their energy safely. Most of the Isle of Man course is a 2-or-fewer-lane country road with stone walls on either side.

e: yeah, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Isle_of_Man_TT_Mountain_Course_fatalities shows for instance that in 2005 there were 9 fatalities, but 6 of those were in the amateur race, and of the 3 in the main event one was during practice.

Putting aside why something that dangerous exists for professional racers, why in the three legged gently caress do they have an amateur race?

# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:42

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

ATP_Power posted:

There's a great documentary on Prime (Hitting the Apex) about it, one of the riders featured races 48hrs after surgery for a collarbone fracture.

Shockingly, even though there are a fair few injuries, the last death in MotoGP racing was back in 2011. Premier motorsports leagues have gotten pretty obsessed with driver/rider safety and have pretty good modern records there.

The real insanity is the Isle of Man TT:
Racer fatalities by year for it:

https://i.imgur.com/FbhTAbU.mp4
https://imgur.com/gallery/Ts58TGp

sick another excuse to post this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSYiU-JdRw

# ? Jul 8, 2020 08:40

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

AFewBricksShy posted:

For the lazy.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 08:50

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Muscle Wizard posted:

sick another excuse to post this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSYiU-JdRw

Rally navigators have accepted their fate and prepared for death

# ? Jul 8, 2020 08:56

Artemis J Brassnuts: Jan 2, 2009; I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Muscle Wizard posted:

sick another excuse to post this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSYiU-JdRw

Really thought that link was going to be the documentary on Dr. John Hinds, "the Flying doctor":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsZBXlTHPCg

# ? Jul 8, 2020 09:06

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

AFewBricksShy posted:

For the lazy.

Folk remake of Cabaret looking good.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 09:19

drgitlin: Jul 25, 2003; luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Azathoth posted:

Putting aside why something that dangerous exists for professional racers, why in the three legged gently caress do they have an amateur race?

They don�t, they have no speed limits outside of the towns and after the race events are done the roads are opened and people can drive the course.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 10:16

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

I spent a week on the Isle of Man visiting a good friend of an ex. The entire culture of the place is weird as gently caress, putting aside everyone who learns to drive there driving everything like they stole it.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 10:26

Moo the cow: Apr 30, 2020

TTerrible posted:

I spent a week on the Isle of Man visiting a good friend of an ex. The entire culture of the place is weird as gently caress, putting aside everyone who learns to drive there driving everything like they stole it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12EeoRTWuXA

# ? Jul 8, 2020 10:41

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Fik27TG.mp4

# ? Jul 8, 2020 11:15

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

That ain't OSHA, that's a dude reliving his childhood.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 11:19

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

I�m pretty sure it�s Luigi.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 11:32

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

ATP_Power posted:

There's a great documentary on Prime (Hitting the Apex) about it, one of the riders featured races 48hrs after surgery for a collarbone fracture.

Shockingly, even though there are a fair few injuries, the last death in MotoGP racing was back in 2011. Premier motorsports leagues have gotten pretty obsessed with driver/rider safety and have pretty good modern records there.

The real insanity is the Isle of Man TT:
Racer fatalities by year for it:

https://i.imgur.com/FbhTAbU.mp4
https://imgur.com/gallery/Ts58TGp

Regular Cars did a great vid on the TT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbBCHlZaTb0&t=25s

# ? Jul 8, 2020 12:30

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Fik27TG.mp4

new mario bros origin story lookin gritty

# ? Jul 8, 2020 12:34

PhotoKirk: Jul 2, 2007; insert witty text here

Cartoon Man posted:

I�m pretty sure it�s Luigi.

John Leguizamo's career is improving.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 12:40

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

AFewBricksShy posted:

For the lazy.

Now show the back of the flag, I want to see her cooch

# ? Jul 8, 2020 13:03

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now show the back of the flag, I want to see her cooch

either she has more than one, or it looks like a starfish mouth

# ? Jul 8, 2020 13:08

Shinmera: Mar 25, 2013; I make games!

Memento posted:

either she has more than one, or it looks like a starfish mouth

# ? Jul 8, 2020 13:09

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

AFewBricksShy posted:

For the lazy.

Now show the back of the flag, I want to see her cooch

No cooch, just b-hole.

Memento posted:

either she has more than one, or it looks like a starfish mouth

That's literally what I googled to make this.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 13:16

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 13:34

Captainsalami: Apr 16, 2010; I told you you'd pay!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Axemaniac is older than I thought if he was drawing comics that long ago

# ? Jul 8, 2020 14:16

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

What country is that? The guy just picks up the bin and manually tips it into the truck. Now that's OSHA.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 14:26

suuma: Apr 2, 2009

Where I am they just hulk the cans up in the air and dump them. At least that guy leans it on the truck first.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 14:29

DelphiAegis: Jun 21, 2010

Doubly weird since it looks like the bin and the trick have the ability to pick up the bin for him.

He's too engrossed in his childhood to notice.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 15:47

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

DelphiAegis posted:

Doubly weird since it looks like the bin and the trick have the ability to pick up the bin for him.

He's too engrossed in his childhood to notice.

You get paid by the route, not by the hour. If you can man handle a bin faster than the robot arm you do it and save the robot arm for bins of lead weights or when you're winded from working with coronavirus.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 16:24

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Our workers have to manhandle the bins, so they publish guidelines on what they want to see from us in the cans. Things like easily liftable by one person (less than or equal to 50 pounds). If they feel like you're loading them up too much, they'll usually take it once but leave you a note to not do it again.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 17:14

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:19

bonelessdongs: Jul 17, 2019

Are we posting rally now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxDz0Z066NI

# ? Jul 8, 2020 17:26

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