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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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zedprime posted:

Yeah then they can get the same mechanic to put an air conditioner on my push lawn mower.

Tim Allen?

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I wonder how he got the second ladder up there

A third ladder that fell off the second loader

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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drunkill posted:

Introducing new lightweight concrete blocks!

Perfect for highrise construction projects.

https://i.imgur.com/iQ2hN3E.mp4

Cheniseum has spread from metal to masonry.

Did they not notice that the bricks weighed about as much as TV gold?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Bless the maker and his water

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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KoRMaK posted:

PPE is stored in the Balls?

PPE is stored on the balls

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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He made him watch the non-director's cut, the monster

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Cojawfee posted:

There are enough of these videos that it has to be practically impossible for an axe throwing establishment to get insurance.

https://www.mnaxe.com/

One of these just opened up by my house, didn't seem like there were any regulatory delays. Insurance just don't care!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Just another day in glorious Minnesota

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Didn't name the thread "How do we sleep while our beds are burning?" 0/10

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Another Mazda recall?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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haveblue posted:

I've always thought you could get a decent fantasy series out of following the magic lawyers who write and negotiate the pacts wizards make with demons. Necromantic contract law.

Isn't that basically Angel

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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more schadenfreude thread really

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Is this a re-enactment of Pompeii using Great Stuff?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Isn't this what using hemp rope is supposed to avoid?

You mean they're not making taffy?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Platystemon posted:

Do not wear thong sandals on rooftops.

Telling her not to do something seems contrary to the text on the image

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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LifeSunDeath posted:

So, how the hell do you get off this head-injury machine?

You don't, those kids live there now producing green energy for everyone

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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It's worse than that, it's physics Jim

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Yeah, avoid eating anything even vaguely acidic out of it

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Jusupov posted:

That's what you put on the new guys car

That's what you put on the car after not using a proper facemask while sanding drywall for years

See also: painters

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Kith posted:

please explain why goony flirting belongs in the osha thread

Dating goons is a biohazard and nobody here is wearing appropriate PPE

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Rubber 2 looking good

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I think GM_addStyle is only implemented/exposed in some of the *monkey variants so it probably depends on what userscript addon you're using

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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SniperWoreConverse posted:

They still have steam lines in America

Yeah, New York City is basically all steam heated iirc

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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DelphiAegis posted:

I really wanted the torch to be Elon musk's Not-a-flamethrower™

Spaceballs: The Flamethrower

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Only if you consider "cadaver" a job

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Jabor posted:

Ahahahaha

Do you seriously think the solution to make people actually take sick days when they're sick is to ... make them burn their vacation time to do it?

It's the american way.

Also by calling vacation PTO they aren't obligated to pay it out when you leave, so it's win/win.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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The Trump cult is a death cult so I don't see the issue

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I loved that guy in jagged alliance

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Sagebrush posted:

I can't think of any reason that the police wouldn't want a system on their gun that would prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that it was they who pulled the trigger

I refer you to the documentary "Judge Dredd"

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Iridium can't be that heavy it's only $0.09 to ship

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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cocaine crop was good this year

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Sex Skeleton posted:

What about... TWO CARS!?!

One Batmobile

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Platystemon posted:

Don’t play the mine threat through a speaker. Tap it out in morse.

Get John Cleese to give it a voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sB24zOcV_Q

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Never enough nurses

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Cartoon Man posted:

Here’s a job your son might be interested in.

https://i.imgur.com/Q0vkdJ9.mp4

Somewhere out there there's a video of a very expensive gust of wind

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I fail to see the problem here

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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grillster posted:

I'd bet a traffic cone that Elon Musk retweets this by tomorrow

Maybe, SpaceX is launching astronauts tomorrow I suspect he's pretty distracted with the whole thing

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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beanieson posted:

Top Secret is really great too and never gets any love. Admittedly it’s not as good as those, but still worth a watch if you enjoy those 3.

Top Secret! is great and you get lots of Val Kilmer singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8

Azhais fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 27, 2020

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Nth Doctor posted:

I'd be gobsmacked if the astronauts are doing a drat thing while the vehicle is under thrust. The Falcon 9 has run the entirety of it's launch sequence in a closed loop mode for years.

The pilots don't have control other than very minor course corrections during docking and the tray beneath the screens flip down and there are physical controls there in case of screen malfunction.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Xakura posted:

Sort of? He already has his fall retardation device deployed, while a wingsuit guy has to gain sufficient altitude and then deploy.

I dunno, if this guy crashes he probably ends up with shattered legs and dies slowly alone in the wilderness while being eaten alive by weasels. At list the wingsuit guy is going in headfirst

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