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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4FH5ijZ3iM

Kazak fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Nov 26, 2019

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Everything about this is very safe and very cool


  • hard hats
  • gloves
  • properly fitting yet flexible jeans

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:


sure he's wearing stop pants, but still seems scary/unsafe to have your legs so close to the blade.

This is a less adventurous version of that one goon's table mounted chainsaw rig, can someone repost it here please?

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


Hell Yea!

Literally A Person posted:

I really like working wood. I spend a lot of time in my woodshop loving around with a variety of stupid crap. But get this: lumber is loving expensive. I do go and salvage wood when I get the chance but those chances are few and far between and it sucks to rely on someone wanting to get rid of something to start a project. So it dawned on me, I live in the woods. The woods. Perhaps called that because they contain some amount of wood. So now I can get logs. Problem: logs are big and all of my tools are for dealing with nothing larger than a 4x4" piece of lumber. Solution?

DANGER MILL!!!

Danger Mill is a tool I've been slapping together to get some boards out a log. Why the name DANGER MILL? Because it's really loving dangerous. So, upon cutting some boards with it I thought to myself "who out there would be interested in seeing some hick almost cut his hand off with a chainsaw?" The answer of course is GOONS!!!! So without further ado, here is some sweet DANGER MILL!!

Here's a quick rundown of my patent pending system:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Ib88Binyg

How to adjust DANGER MILL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlNbQ6ifHdI

And cutting a board with DANGER MILL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6mK2PjMRsk

If any other goons out there have built incredibly dangerous tools I implore you to post about it, show it to us, and let us know when you lost your first fingat!

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Woodjumping is an advanced strategy in the home millers repertoire

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

monolithburger posted:

Is there any way to harness kickback for jumpage? I can see a potential fairground level competition in this.

You gotta rubberize your setup my dude. All the pros are galvanized

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

If Napoleon was so smart then why he die in exile

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Does OSHA have a contingency if a worker is taken hostage on the job?
Warning: cops got there before OSHA and killed the poor driver
https://twitter.com/rklueber28/status/1202722185690914817?s=19

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I will remember that crucial wisdom, if and when I'm operating a crane

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

It's one of those tricks like the impossible elbow lick, when you sit cross legged around a pole, your body weight makes your legs useless. I think they used it in Vietnam, don't remember if it was our boys or theirs

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

"i bet you can't get back up on your own"

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Using gasoline to deforest my neighborhood

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


I hate using the bandsaw at my work, our shop tech is lazy so the band is always loose and liable to twist and jump or snap without hesitation

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

In North Carolina there's a cottage eco journalist industry of private pilots willing to fly reporters into the airspace of the copious hog farms in order to document the scope of their environmental infractions.

This is necessary because big ag has lobbied state government to criminalize any manner of reporting that reveals the severely harmful effects of factory hog farming (it's egregiously detrimental to the local ecosystems and quality of life of every living organism downwind from the pig poo poo lagoon fountains (yes fountains of pig poo poo))

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I do my best loving with scientists watching

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