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Mak0rz posted:Santa: what do you want for Christmas little buddy? "accidentally" got outdoor fireworks. The ol' Greatwhite defense.
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Powered Descent posted:A random Imgur find that this thread should appreciate: Isn't that how they make re-treads? Of course it is, I even have tires on my truck that say "regroovable"!
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Nov 28, 2019 12:12
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Imgine being one of the guys hanging off the wall. But I guess the dozer just fell straight down rather than playing plinko.
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Nov 30, 2019 01:25
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Is there a certain point where something like say a giant crankshaft that needs to be machined would just sit mounted on (whatever the gently caress rigid fixture) and the machine tool itself would move rather than the crank?
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Dec 1, 2019 00:12
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Kazak posted:This is a less adventurous version of that one goon's table mounted chainsaw rig, can someone repost it here please? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3902292
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Dec 4, 2019 12:33
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C.M. Kruger posted:No Beslan was the one where they used flamethrowers on the hostages. THis is how you deal with terrorists. "We don't give a gently caress about your hostages, we'll kill them first and then torture the poo poo out of you fucks".
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Dec 8, 2019 03:03
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I'm not sure if this video will actually show up with the link, but don't watch it. EVen if it does show up. Read this first: Guy gets crushed and most likely killed. Another guy gets at least horribly maimed. Before copying and pasting.    https://www.facebook.com/gary.d.walker.56/videos/10214916854530909/
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Dec 11, 2019 12:20
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DrBouvenstein posted:From several pages ago, but the best strat. was to get the Dirt Clod bomb and just bury your opponents in dirt that they then had to try and shoot through, usually resulting in them killing themselves, cause no one would think to buy one of the Digger rounds that dug through dirt for that exact scenario. I was always partial to the death heads. Even if they killed me in the process.
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Dec 11, 2019 21:08
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I like to think that the dude was somewhere on the other side and slipped in to a large opening and slid down inside.
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Dec 12, 2019 21:36
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Ok, that smaller truck broke through the frame on the trailer?
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Dec 13, 2019 20:31
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Well, I guess the good news is the guy who owns the yacht can probably afford to pay for the repairs. Thats gotta be a kick the the bag. You're trying to act all hard like you're baller as gently caress, only to scratch your poo poo. CannonFodder posted:Life... finds a way. Icon Of Sin posted:Scuba diving in those pools for maintenance is actually a thing. Not a thing I have any experience with, but still a thing that’s out there
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Dec 16, 2019 22:29
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:OSHA IV: He got chemical burns on his wiener. 
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Dec 17, 2019 21:37
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:I called poison control after discharging a fire extinguisher into the wind [because I'm a genius]. For the dry powder type I had used at least, they advised me that since I could talk I was probably ok. I burn through the ziptie.
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Dec 19, 2019 22:09
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GotLag posted:What he's cutting out is the deer His ring looks too tight. Thats the osha. drat the finished product looks dope! Re chainmail gloves: I feel like a tooth would catch a ring and then pull one's hand in further. Is there such a thing as the flesh detector, or whatever they have for table saws that stops the blade for band saws?
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Dec 24, 2019 19:27
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Smiling Jack posted:One of the only firms at the Word Trade Center to take evacuations seriously was Morgan Stanley, thanks mostly to head of security Rick Rescorla and his security staff. Rescorla drilled everyone on evacuations and on 9/11, after the first plane hit Tower 2, disregarded a stay in place order and evacuated Morgan Stanley from tower 1 and WTC 5. Those people didn't die. They were relocated to the government camps to be, ummm shall we say, "re-educated". The Children were divided up into two groups. One was given a full dose of vaccines to induce autism in them, while the others were sold to the globalist elite pizza-pedophile rings. Adults were given mind control injections and are currently on loan to the Russian military for training in Siberia for the purposes of being turned in to special agents for the illuminati, when they finally decide to reveal themselves and take over the world. There'll be nothing we can do to stop it because these mind controlled so called "victims" of 9/11 will be super soldiers trained in the most deadly forms of hand to hand combat and backed by the weaponry of the illuminati, and other secret government super weapons like the HAARP facility that can set off Earthquakes and Tsunamis. In other words, George Bush Jr is still loving us, long after he left office. Visit my website at https://www.informationbattles.com to learn more.
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Dec 25, 2019 04:21
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Guess you didn't like my Alex Jones parody huh?
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Dec 25, 2019 04:37
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I was working on doing some refurbishment work on the roof of this old rear end church in France a little while back and dropped my smoke. It was still lit. Hope it didn't get stuck somewhere.
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Dec 27, 2019 23:05
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Its pretty standard even for confined space rescue, that if you're the look out and someone in there is in distress, you're not to go in there, in spite of your (probable) instinct to rush in and help. You'll probably end up dead too.
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Dec 29, 2019 00:37
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Squalid posted:the one male Chad Panda that was an exhibitionist and didn't give a crap about loving in front of a human audience. The Stacey Pandas were all "come in me bro"!
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Heckel and Jeckel (sp?) were Magpies IIRC. They were hilarious, and used to do some hosed up poo poo in their cartoons. When I was really young, I referred to them as "Those Funny Birds". ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I never cease to be amazed at the strength of the king-pin. Or whatever the pin is called that connects the truck to the trailer. Yeah, I'm pretty sure its the kingpin. I remember years ago in Toronto there was a truck that went over the barrier on a tall overpass and it was only kept in place by the kingpin. Like the trailer didn't go over, but the truck did, and was just hanging there.
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Jan 2, 2020 21:34
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Music is awesome. Turn the fuckin sound on, you won't regret it. Vladimir bon-jovski
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Holy poo poo!
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Try it with sound now wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jan 5, 2020 |
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Jan 5, 2020 23:49
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My parents used mercurochrome on my wounds when I was a kid and I turned out fine. Hey, anyone else hereing voyciz?
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That bollard looks like its already been hit at the top at some point. I've seen the blue lights on Forklifts a few times when I've done jobs i warehouses. Only when reversing, but still when I saw a couple going around like that annd saw them in action I was all  Good fuckin idea. Those fork fuckers were bombing around everywhere. Fast too.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/SBgsfnf.gifv I bet whoever was in the white hatchback regrets cutting in front of the camera car....
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Jan 16, 2020 23:02
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:chitoryu you're an expert, what would be the Sickest Stunts Possible to accomplish with a crane? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqWpmZRgG2M
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Smiling Jack posted:Waaaaaaay back in the early days of the forums there was an entire thread dedicated to finding and watching unsecured webcams. The Fritz cam!! Someone bought him an account,, he called himself "Fridu"
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chitoryu12 posted:Fond of the guy next to the crane who doesn't seem even a little bothered by this. I'm kinda pissed that it seemed to skip a bit, I always like the anticipation of "oh oh oh oooooohhhhh SHHIIIITTTTT"! In videos like this.
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Jan 29, 2020 23:26
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"WE WIN MOTHERFUCKAAAZXXZXZZZZZZZZXXXXXXXXXADVCARVTI5NEUNT6EW5""!!!!!
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Jan 30, 2020 21:45
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:out of all the forms of Hillbilly i grew up with, firebugs had the lowest probability of making it through their teen years alive or even with both eyebrows. Wrenchnecks a close second but only because they usually find out about nitrous then immediately cross class into firebug. If the "in Loving Memory" stickers on the backs of pick up trucks are any indication, the vast majority of those people are named Cody.
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UCS Hellmaker posted:I'd like you to really think about this statement, where we would detonate a nuclear warhead on site in open air if something occurred. Even if it was just a normal chemical one where we detonate and seed the surrounding area with nuclear material. Sound perfectly reasonable to me. Detonate warhead before bad guys can steal it. Also killing bad guys in the process. Win win.
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I have one (gator grip socket) somewhere. I've never used it. I should probably toss it in my tool box and give it a try some time.
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Platystemon posted:I’m a stick in the mud who wouldn’t even use the biological or radiological hazard symbols for decorative purposes, but I have to say that that would make a neat keychain. I used to watch wwf pay perviews with my brothers and cousins and stuff for the longest time in the early 2000s and we used to take bets on which match the mexican announcer's table would get smashed.
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Sanctum posted:
Funny, I was working at the local airport (yyz) a couple nights ago, and there was a sign near a fuelling area, saying "now hiring, plane fuelers". I saw that and was all "hmm, wonder what that job is like"?
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Feb 13, 2020 23:09
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Well, I guess maybe I should start considering replacement of my Hardhat that I've had and worn just about every working day since 2002.
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Cartoon Man posted:How can drive a truck like that? Aren’t there sensors and poo poo that would prevent it??? No. A lot of dump trucks will lift their box to dump a load and then drive for a few or more feet. The drivers are supposed to be paying attention, and lowering asap. Thats happened a few times around here recently. One guy was drunk, don't know about the other guy. My guess is that something fell off the passenger seat and hit the lever/button to raise the box. And since the truck was going at highway speeds, rather than crawling along, it lifted the box up fairly quickly. This is one of the local ones that happened a few years ago, guy was drunk. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/trucker-who-crashed-dump-truck-in-burlington-skyway-sentenced-to-jail-time-1.3683838 Heres the other one: https://www.thespec.com/news-story/2257004-niagara-qew-closed-after-dump-truck-hits-bridge/
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Memento posted:Doritos are a really good fire starter. The oils and dust make them light easily, the cornmeal means it lasts a long time. Like any self respecting goon would burn Doritos. Even in a life or death situation. What the poo poo is ATGATT?
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Can you believe that rear end in a top hat was too dumb to even close the fuel door?
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Everyone knows, it was Big Sphere that killed him, not a fuckin "rocket accident".
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