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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Jenny Agutter posted:

good advice, here's my daily


I’ve had recurring nightmares where I’m stuck riding one of these and can’t get down.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Team work makes the dream work

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


That’s some good wreckin

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Hero

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I thought it was the knife strap-on from Se7en.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

zedprime posted:

The gyres of the Pacific tend to grind plastic to smaller parts so if we get lucky they will literally worship :goku:

Sounds like the best place for goku to train actually.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Humphreys posted:

I'm the guy slapping his rival

I think he stole someone’s hat.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


It’s a boy/girl I am become death

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Private Speech posted:

TFW you remember you're an orphan because your parents died in a dumbass gender reveal party for you.

Imagine being a young couple with enough money to commit manslaughter for your baby.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I’m assuming that was written in response to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I forgot which thread I was in and was waiting for the cops to open fire on the sharks.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


My old roommate managed to get a uhaul truck wedged under the outcropping of an apartment building, he hit that poo poo so hard the building shook and all the tenants came out thinking an earthquake or a bomb hit. He managed to get it unstuck and left without leaving his info or anything. Then he tried to be slick again and left the uhaul parked by their drop off center and tried to tell them he dropped it off the day before.

They didn’t believe him and he got hit with all kinds of charges because the top of the truck was all smashed to poo poo.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

shame on an IGA posted:

Some armymans posted a tiktok of themselves loving around on the range with akimbo machine guns and the commanding general of Training Command commented on it.

Many taints shall be reaped.

https://twitter.com/TradocDCG/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Would’ve been wild if he raked his squad when the initial recoil caught him off balance.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I just remembered the real life Rudy Reyes from HBO’s Generation: Kill had his own survival show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWg6NWjTLCU

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

corgski posted:

It was only in the mid-late 90s that Ford proved that assertion wrong when brand new explorers and aerostars were spontaneously combusting due to shorts in the steering column.

Wow it’s almost like relying on lovely electronics in your combustion-engine vehicle might be a bad idea!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, that's kinda hosed up. I know it was an accident, but they could have avoided the situation.
Snype: IMO, drones are becoming a hazard since their control capabilities - and their controllers - haven't kept up with the drone flight capabilities.
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/03/pushing-the-wrong-button-bad-button-placement-leads-to-drone-crashes/

Reminds me of that video where a girl got her hair sucked into a delivery drone’s motor while she was reaching out on a balcony to get her order.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

Which do you think you would notice more: a worm crawling on your skin or a worm crawling through your finger?

Ask the crane operator who gave himself a bath in untreated water.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Why the gently caress would you stare at it and not immediately duck and shield your face from the imminently exploding glass?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

That's a truck titty fuckling

hot dogging

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

They got surgery’d by a ape.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Blessed

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I respect his brush efficiency

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Ror posted:

What do we say to the god of truckfuckling?

https://i.imgur.com/wNm2IkK.mp4

Not today.

I don't know if I respect the confidence of the pickup truck in the oncoming lane slowly inching up, but it's definitely on-brand.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Screw you, Benny!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

ILL Machina posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Dy9NUrl.mp4

Guy runs to the clubhouse from the golf course but it's locked so he's stuck on the porch

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Needs some transformers

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Good ol’ one door cruz, or ODC as I like to call him

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Load bearing dog house

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Cthulu Carl posted:

LOL, this is one of Ray Liotta's last movies.

LMAO he still has four movies due out as a dead man



Didn’t he die in South America? Was he down there for a shoot? Does it say if he was in the middle of filming anything when he passed?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


There’s something very pornographic about this

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

They probably laid down a canvas tarp

probably

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Didn’t they do this gag in the Carbanaro Effect?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Zil posted:

Anti theft device supposedly.

From the creators of the Denver Jockstrap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7EaJYXpz7Q

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1624119078804652039

Lol, god. "Sorry we unleashed a flaming chemical hellspawn on you....five bucks sound about right?"

So Ohio is the libertarian utopia they keep crowing about?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Yolomon Wayne posted:

looks like candles

for a second I thought it was battery acid.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

JPrime posted:

James Cameron has himself a whole new movie to make

Instead of the heart of the ocean necklace, they'll send a dive team to retrieve the skull of the billionaire

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The doors double as oars

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