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In college a friend (and goon, not sure if he reads this thread though) came to visit for a weekend so we got hammered and grilled some steaks. We were sitting in the living room eating our steaks off of disposable plates on our laps, as you do in college, and my friend tries to drive home some drunken point he's trying to make by stabbing his steak with his steak knife. Right through the steak, the plate, his jeans, and into his thigh. So much blood. We cleaned it a bit and tied a tshirt around his thigh and my sober(ish?) roommate drove him to the ER where they waited for a few hours, said fuckit and came back to the house untreated. I think we ended up closing it as best we could with super glue but he definitely needed a few stitches.
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Potato and power tool talk got me wanting ribbon fries now. But only if they're cut with a county fair concession stand's janky Dewalt drill powered potato cutter, as god intended.
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I worked at a local hardware store in high school. My forklift certification was basically "oh, you turned 18, great you can drive the forklift now. Go unload that shipment of quikrete".
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