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Pretty simple premise. If raccoons lined up one by one to fight you, how many in a row do you think you could take before they raccooned you to death? Personally at my current cardio state I think I could take a dozen raccoons before one got me in the jugular, but that is just a guess. Never personally fought a raccoon so hoping to get some raccoon fighting expert opinions ITT. Edit - My bad on not having a poll, but imagine a bunch of options that say "goku"
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Are they rabid? If so, just one and I would probably lose.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:43
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Entorwellian posted:Are they rabid? If so, just one and I would probably lose. They are all rabid as gently caress, bro. Also, drunk on whiteclaws.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:44
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We need more to go on than this. What are we wearing? What equipment do we have? Where is this happening? Why do my balls itch all the time? I don't think you've thought this through at all.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:48
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i could take a gaze or two, but probably not a nursery
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Nov 23, 2019 10:49
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This is a stupid question because they attack sequentially. Like you said, it is really just a cardio issue. The raccoons are irrelevant. You're an idiot because you asked a cycling question in the "funniest" way possible. gently caress you.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:49
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All the raccoons in the world, op
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Nov 23, 2019 10:50
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I would befriend the raccoons and together we would steal trash and crush our enemies
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Nov 23, 2019 10:53
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The Human Crouton posted:This is a stupid question because they attack sequentially. Like you said, it is really just a cardio issue. The raccoons are irrelevant. You're an idiot because you asked a cycling question in the "funniest" way possible. gently caress you. Someone has only been doing arm gains and is scared they can not fight off more than a few raccoons. loving coward.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:54
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Sunswipe posted:We need more to go on than this. What are we wearing? What equipment do we have? Where is this happening? Why do my balls itch all the time? I don't think you've thought this through at all. You are wearing a "pokemon" tank top, cargo shorts, and flip flops.
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The Human Crouton posted:This is a stupid question because they attack sequentially. Like you said, it is really just a cardio issue. The raccoons are irrelevant. You're an idiot because you asked a cycling question in the "funniest" way possible. gently caress you. Everyone dunk on this stupid fucker, lmao.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:55
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RocktheCaulk posted:Someone has only been doing arm gains and is scared they can not fight off more than a few raccoons. loving coward. The roids are controlling me.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:56
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The Human Crouton posted:The roids are controlling me. Get some internal Prep H suppositories then and enjoy the long lasting comfort and joy of shoving things up your butt,
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Nov 23, 2019 10:58
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RocktheCaulk posted:Get some internal Prep H suppositories then and enjoy the long lasting comfort and joy of shoving things up your butt, The straight body building site I frequent says not to do that.
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Nov 23, 2019 10:59
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The Human Crouton posted:The straight body building site I frequent says not to do that. coward.
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Nov 23, 2019 11:03
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RocktheCaulk posted:You are wearing a "pokemon" tank top, cargo shorts, and flip flops. Well obviously, but why don't I have my katana with me?
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Nov 23, 2019 11:05
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Depends how close I was to a set of stairs
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Nov 23, 2019 11:16
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^Wow, that's upsetting I wouldn't fight any raccoons OP as they are god's creatures and to harm one of god's creatures would be wrong and i'd not get to go to heaven so that is why i wouldn't fight a raccoon
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Nov 23, 2019 11:30
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I honestly don't think it's more than four. Raccoons are nasty and you're going to be bleeding profusely from a dozen injuries by the fourth which does a serious number on your cardio.
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Nov 23, 2019 11:57
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0. Raccoons are fast and vicious And my degenerate gen z lifestyle has diluted my fighting spirit
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Nov 23, 2019 12:07
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You only need to kill the first one. Anoint yourself in its blood and glandular oils and be accepted into the gaze.
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Nov 23, 2019 13:15
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Sunswipe posted:We need more to go on than this... Why do my balls itch all the time? You need to wash them. (Not while getting attacked by a rabid raccoon.)
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Nov 23, 2019 13:38
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I would smoke weed with every single raccoon
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Nov 23, 2019 13:43
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RocktheCaulk posted:If raccoons lined up one by one to fight you, how many in a row do you think you could take before they raccooned you to death? About 90. But if I could take on 4 at almost the same time, using Kick-Kick-Punch-Punch kata, I could do maybe 360 of them. If they were human height I could also do another 90 with a head but.
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Nov 23, 2019 13:48
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Not to side with raccoons here but this man seems a bit of an rear end hole
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Nov 23, 2019 13:57
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Icochet posted:Not to side with raccoons here but this man seems a bit of an rear end hole You can only hope he was identified and had his life ruined.
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Nov 23, 2019 14:06
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Icochet posted:Not to side with raccoons here but this man seems a bit of an rear end hole From what I remember the raccoon was killing his dog, I stole the gif from business insider but I think it came originally from these very forums. edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN-f6xTzsY
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Nov 23, 2019 14:09
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Icochet posted:Not to side with raccoons here but this man seems a bit of an rear end hole It was attacking his dog and he says he feels bad basically. Also it was the founder of Digg lol
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Nov 23, 2019 14:09
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immortalyawn posted:You can only hope he was identified and had his life ruined. He was and the raccoon was trying to kill his dog.
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Nov 23, 2019 14:11
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ikanreed posted:He was and the raccoon was trying to kill his dog. Finally some good news. Thanks.
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Nov 23, 2019 14:17
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Icochet posted:Not to side with raccoons here but this man seems a bit of an rear end hole I call bullshit, you are definitely siding with the raccoons here. Mods?
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Nov 23, 2019 14:18
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Olewithmilk posted:From what I remember the raccoon was killing his dog, I stole the gif from business insider but I think it came originally from these very forums. Read this as "was killing his dog and stole his gf"
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Nov 23, 2019 14:19
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What sort of dog was it? If it was a little one yeah that's a valid throwing but if it was like a doberman then he should've tried to de-escalate with words
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Nov 23, 2019 14:33
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Shadow0 posted:Read this as "was killing his dog and stole his gf" I would not put anything past the trash-handed menace
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Nov 23, 2019 14:34
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Shadow0 posted:Read this as "was killing his dog and stole his gf" Raccoons are assholes but also very charming. Chicks love a charismatic bad boy.
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Olewithmilk posted:From what I remember the raccoon was killing his dog, I stole the gif from business insider but I think it came originally from these very forums. Ok gently caress that raccoon then. Dogs are awesome. You'd never get a dog attacking someone's pet raccoon.
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Nov 23, 2019 15:25
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What kind of armaments and ammunition would I need to defend my trashcans from raccoons? Asking for a friend.
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Nov 23, 2019 15:42
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Malah posted:What kind of armaments and ammunition would I need to defend my trashcans from raccoons? Asking for a friend. 30-50 wild hogs
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Nov 23, 2019 15:43
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2 or 3 If i get to suck em off though, I reckon I'd hold out till 10
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You only need to kill the first one. Anoint yourself in its blood and glandular oils and be accepted into the gaze. I am the king of varmints and my penis bone crown hangs heavy with the weight of my kingdom
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