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topic. they're pretty pricey tho Sex Machine, Super Powerful, Super Quiet, Super Fast gently caress Machine (3-13 cm, 0-400 RPM, 360°), All Dildos Suitable, High-end RF Remote Control Automatic Love Machine with Dildo Accessories warning: gently caress machine still $600 seems pretty reasonable for a piece of fine gently caress machinery made by chinese craftsmen specifically for American use  the lack of suitability for a penis with bending does slightly concern me though. any goons own one of these rigs?
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the ol' glove and power drill will work me fine, thank ya very much
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Nov 24, 2019 00:37
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Hot Rodded gently caress Machine is a fantastic username
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Nov 24, 2019 00:38
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I'm American-style jointed penis AMA
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EorayMel posted:I'm American-style jointed penis AMA i believe its technically called an "prehensile penis", useful for grasping objects or hanging from tree branches
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Nov 24, 2019 00:41
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God bless America  Or capitalism? Or horny people?
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Super Powerful, Super Quiet, Super Fast gently caress
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A prehensile penis is the penis of an american that has adapted to grasp or hold objects.[1] Fully prehensile penises can be used to hold and manipulate objects, and in particular to aid americans in finding and eating food in the trees. If the penis cannot be used for this it is considered only partially prehensile - such penises are often used to anchor an americans body to dangle from a branch, or as an aid for climbing. The term prehensile means "able to grasp" (from the Latin prehendere, to take hold of, to grasp).[2]
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Nov 24, 2019 00:43
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????????????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSn7bLaTmE
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Nov 24, 2019 00:44
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Bah gawd this is truly the future
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Nov 24, 2019 00:52
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Those fuckin' guys that wanted to bring gently caress machines to the common man and made that documentary about their bespoke gently caress machines are standing in front of a giant "Mission Accomplished!" banner right now.
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Nov 24, 2019 00:59
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Machine in OP has no reviews so I checked reviews for the Hismith Premium Sex Machine,Wire-Controlled Love Machine with Dildo        
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Nov 24, 2019 01:01
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gently caress Machine Critic would also be a good username mods pls change mine
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Nov 24, 2019 01:06
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Cool. Guess I know what to get the wife for Christmas.
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Nov 24, 2019 01:14
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What, does she really like to watch you get off or something?
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Nov 24, 2019 01:19
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I want Luigi to rapidly spin around as a vortex generates around himself, trapping and and damaging me with a series of discus clotheslines and spinning backfists before assuming a spread-eagle position to finish me off, powerfully.
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Nov 24, 2019 01:21
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Is there a model with Toad instead of Luigi?
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Nov 24, 2019 01:26
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LOL at the poor goons who have Amazon accounts and clicked the link. That poo poo is going to turn up on your suggested items list forever.Colonel Cancer posted:Is there a model with Toad instead of Luigi? It's called the Trump Power Tower.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is there a model with Toad instead of Luigi? Yeah, but it says MAGA on the side for some reason
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Canuckistan posted:LOL at the poor goons who have Amazon accounts and clicked the link. That poo poo is going to turn up on your suggested items list forever. can't believe the OP would stoop so low as to include an affiliate code in their link
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Can you buy love machines? Yeah, thought not.
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Canuckistan posted:LOL at the poor goons who have Amazon accounts and clicked the link. That poo poo is going to turn up on your suggested items list forever. heres mine 
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drilldo squirt posted:Can you buy love machines? Yeah, thought not. dick sucking trolly robot is supposed to get that upgrade soon
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i dont see my self for sale on amazon what are u on about mate
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Nov 24, 2019 02:33
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Customers 2 women 42,698 men
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Nov 24, 2019 03:08
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Putty posted:heres mine are the carlie mates in your histroy for non metal gear reasons?
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Nov 24, 2019 03:14
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There's a hole in that box 
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Nov 24, 2019 03:17
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Do the have any sex machines with prime shipping?
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Nov 24, 2019 03:20
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I got to use one once it was fun.
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Nov 24, 2019 03:20
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David Parker Ray is rolling in his grave
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I want to set that up rhythmically pounding a fleshlight. Hot robot on robot action, going until the fleshlight disintegrates or the gently caress machine catches fire. The future is here.
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Nov 24, 2019 03:29
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Remember when the fufme device from fufme.com seemed hilarious with its fake 5 1/4" drive bay attachments? Seems pretty quaint now.
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On the next episode, after their "Cunning-lingus" plan was successfully executed by the evil Fucktogons, can the Kinkformers lead by Dildomus Prime save the citizens now held hostage by their own desires, find out!
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Nov 24, 2019 03:43
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I dont remember giving permission to be sold  Voted 2 op, tragically.
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Nov 24, 2019 03:47
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Has anyone invented a-man-zone.com yet where you order cheap novelties but it gets delivered by a hunk who you can choose to bang?
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Nov 24, 2019 03:47
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Is there an rear end eating machine?
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Nov 24, 2019 04:24
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Yea, but it’s only available from third party sellers, OP. you’ll know we’ve made it when it’s available for prime delivery
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All you need is a reciprocating saw.
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