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Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
What's your take on the whole hacker scene? I know black hats are bad and white hats are good but what about the chaotic neutral grey hats who dabble in both good and bad hacking?
I think hacking is cool when done for good reasons but the only ones we ever see on tv are in NCIS or whatever helping the feds do their thing.

ps I don't want to get hacked thankyou very much

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Thanks for the :filez: you lovely black hats!

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Hackings cool

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1195947063990771715

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
*Stares at encrypted text on the screen*

*types furiously into keyboard*

*text slowly dissolves into unencrypted message*

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I hacked the Gibson.

Did I do good?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Grey hacker code:

There is passion, yet peace
serenity, yet emotion
piss, yet poo

I am a grey hacker.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
they are all dweebs that need to have their heads shoved into a toilet and flushed OP!

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
I'm going in through the back door.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hack my drat balls.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'm a brown hat poster

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Hats are good for hiding baldness

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rainbow hat hackin

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The most important thing to remember about all these hats... They are all fedoras.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
It’s me the hacker, beep boop getting your info

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Do it ironically posted:

It’s me the hacker, beep boop getting your info

Joke's on you my info fuckin sux

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


All the hats are good, except for fedoras.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I'm more of a gay hat

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Did they embarrass any rich people?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
hacking is dumb. i came to this thread to post about Spy vs Spy vs Spy

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Rutibex posted:

hacking is dumb. i came to this thread to post about Spy vs Spy vs Spy


Stop tring to hack this thread with your dot dash binary hacker code.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Be safe by staying offline and subscribing to a delivery service that sends you the best of the internet each week.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
send spike

Khorne
May 1, 2002
This skeleton is saying "be gay, do crimes".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I opened the box and there was just a giant image of a man stretching out his rear end in a top hat! I demand a refund.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Press alt-f4 to fix ur lag problem I'm a h4xxor (:<

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I can't find the any key help me gandalf

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Colonel Cancer posted:

The most important thing to remember about all these hats... They are all fedoras.

I work for an infosec company and they once bought a batch of white fedoras that they expected us to wear at conferences and poo poo. They were really cheaply made, so rather than a Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal look they were more like something an olde time butcher would wear.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BMX Ninja posted:

I work for an infosec company and they once bought a batch of white fedoras that they expected us to wear at conferences and poo poo. They were really cheaply made, so rather than a Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal look they were more like something an olde time butcher would wear.

Oh god I'm so happy I dropped out of IT to work at a blowjob factory

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

tbh the hat doesn't really matter as much as being like this dude in all other respects

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Khorne posted:

This skeleton is saying "be gay, do crimes".

Well? Better get on that

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
As someone who has worked in Information Security for over a decade, I can tell you it's terribly unexciting and mostly spreadsheets.

Also...

https://whythefuckwasibreached.com/

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
The whole mainframe is going haywire

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I’m going in before it’s too late!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




givepatajob posted:

As someone who has worked in Information Security for over a decade, I can tell you it's terribly unexciting and mostly spreadsheets.

My favorite part of my job is the spreadsheets, so... :getin:

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I never wear white after Labor Day.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Resting Lich Face posted:

Thanks for the :filez: you lovely black hats!

Unironically keep circulating the tapes since we can't trust the media to keep selling them, or selling them without edits made years after release.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I've been pen testing for many years. It's mostly running nmap and exploiting jboss / tomcat.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Information wants to be free, man.

Hackers are liberators.

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Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Also, hackers make everything in the cryptocurrency scene extremely funny.

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