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Turkey loving sucks too OP
i dont give a gently caress OP im gonna watch football and drink till i cant see
ants on a log
good gravy
Canned cranberry sauce rules bitch!!!
Goku Racist Unkle drunk at dinner. Screaming about millennials.
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Thanksgiving is filled with some of the most outright offensive and disgusting dishes ever created by mankind. Post them here.

Initial thoughts of terrible food:

- Anything involving Jello that isn't just Jello served straight up

- Almost all vegetable casseroles.

- A loving block of cream cheese covered in jam served on a plate

- Any dish with marshmallows. What the gently caress. No.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The answer is beets.

One time Jose probated me because I made a post saying beets are bad however my opinion on that matter is unwavering, OP.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Heading to Doob's for the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Sad salads made with iceberg lettuce. Use some real greens.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Watery squash

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

EorayMel posted:

The answer is beets.

One time Jose probated me because I made a post saying beets are bad however my opinion on that matter is unwavering, OP.
Beets are a garbage vegetable for idiots.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EorayMel posted:

The answer is beets.

One time Jose probated me because I made a post saying beets are bad however my opinion on that matter is unwavering, OP.

Your opinion is noted but factually wrong.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Also what is this cream cheese jam block OP? I've never heard of it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

FactsAreUseless posted:

Also what is this cream cheese jam block OP? I've never heard of it

You take a block of cream cheese, dump it on a plate and then cover it with a jam (often a spicy pepper jam). Usually spread it on crackers.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FactsAreUseless posted:

Also what is this cream cheese jam block OP? I've never heard of it

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

My mom loves that poo poo

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Aspic is almost cheating.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Oooohhh I thought you were talking poo poo about cheesecake. I was starting to get real angry

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

This is a photoshop. Nobody would make this.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:stare:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


:smithicide:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



The 70's were a lawless time.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Thanksgiving was well over a month ago.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mordja posted:

Thanksgiving was well over a month ago.
Yeah? Some of us are still thankful, fuckface!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I'm probably gonna make deviled eggs to bring. They are the King of appetizers.

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

Chinatown posted:

I'm probably gonna make deviled eggs to bring. They are the King of appetizers.

You spelled mini corndogs wrong.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

me your dad posted:

You spelled mini corndogs wrong.

pigs in a blanket

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Chinatown posted:

pigs in a blanket

dry butterless rolls

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


oh no

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

I would snack on this for hours!


My vote is any outside-the-bird stuffing. My family won’t let me stuff the turkey this year and it’s driving me loving crazy. They are making THREE different kinds of stuffing but not actually stuffing the turkey and it’s driving me insane.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
All of it except mashed potatoes and pie

It's lame.
Best Thanksgiving I ever had was homemade Sukiyaki by my last boyfriend's Japanese mom, still remember where I was sitting at the table, the serving bowl, everything...

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

Cursed.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Beets are dang awful. Also anyone who has ever had experience preparing turkey knows turkey is drat flavorless which is why you put gravy on it.

Here are some cool videos if you can excuse the thumbnails:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rb2iQALiXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CboeCnjpbE

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
My mom makes the jam log but instead of covering the cream cheese with jam she covers it with that red shrimp cocktail sauce and imitation crab meat. It's sad and probably gross but I love it

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Putty posted:

Beets are dang awful. Also anyone who has ever had experience preparing turkey knows turkey is drat flavorless which is why you put gravy on it.
Sorry to hear about your dead taste buds.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



What's wrong with marshmallows?

I like marshmallows :(

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

pickled beets are amazing

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What's wrong with marshmallows?

I like marshmallows :(

They're good on sweet potatoes. I don't think they had them in colonial America though.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

they didn't have cylinders of cranberry sauce that you serve by the slice either, wtf were they even thankful for?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Beets are better than carrots and I’ll fight you over it

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

big nipples big life posted:

pickled beets are amazing

If you can't blow through pickled beets like a jar of cocaine dusted cookies you might as well live off Soylent.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I feel badly for anyone whose family serves beets at holidays. My in-laws serve bland food and sauerkraut. Sauerkraut is fine on some things but I don’t understand why it is included as a side to mashed potatoes and turkey.

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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Roast em with sweet potato and beets are dang good

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