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So I'm going to be hitting up a park and a department store or two today on the lookout for some MILFs with kids. I go up to the baby and just start mad doggin' the heck out of them. Just really lay into the kids. Say stuff like "Oh yeah. Real cute. Sure. It won't last though. Do you know how much your going to cost your mom in college fees alone? She seems like a good mom who'd try to get you through college but I dunno. Drop out rates are pretty high you know. Seems like a waste!"  That's when you turn to your target and go "We already know how cute I am. Also I've already finished college and have a (pause for effect) job! You wouldn't have to pay for my living expenses. I pay my own! Heck! I could probably take you out somewhere real nice for dinner even. I'm just brainstorming here but...TGIFriday's? You like that? It's up to you bb!"  The trick is to just tear the baby down right in front of the mom (or dad if that's your thing) so that you look better by comparison. If you can make them cry that helps (shows weakness) and you can swoop in as the strong partner. My techniques HAVE been criticized before. The small minded sometimes can't handle the raw power it holds. But you cannot criticize the RESULTS! (5 numbers, at least one was real!). Be warned though, sometimes this does get the cops/security called on you. So, what are your favorite techniques for mad doggin' babies/children for those MILF/DILF/Non Gender Binary Parent's digits? |
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'scuse me miss [pointing my cigarette at the baby] this guy botherin you? |
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Nov 26, 2019 09:09
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:'scuse me miss [pointing my cigarette at the baby] this guy botherin you?
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Nov 26, 2019 13:18
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unscrews flask, takes a swig "sup bro you want some? didn't think so, pussy"
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Nov 26, 2019 13:34
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:'scuse me miss [pointing my cigarette at the baby] this guy botherin you? Heather Papps posted:unscrews flask, takes a swig |
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Nov 26, 2019 14:21
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points at baby "yeah i used have one of those. they suck tho' so i told my mom i had a pill addiction so she would take care of. i don't use pills. well, i mean, i'm not an addict. you want some pills?"
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Nov 26, 2019 15:52
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:'scuse me miss [pointing my cigarette at the baby] this guy botherin you? this but when I say "this" I pick the baby up and start doing tricep extensions with it
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Nov 26, 2019 16:49
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:'scuse me miss [pointing my cigarette at the baby] this guy botherin you? |
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Nov 26, 2019 17:31
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Sometimes the baby will poop to try to assert dominance. It is EXTREMELY important that you do not plug your nose, let your eyes water, or back away in the slightest. You can try pooping your own pants in retaliation, but in my experience most babies are iron willed and will not react at all, and the target isn't as impressed by this display as you might expect. |
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Nov 26, 2019 17:45
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making eye contact while eating grapes without cutting them up first |
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Nov 26, 2019 17:48
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"Mmmmm! This honey is so sweet and delicious!" |
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Nov 26, 2019 19:03
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wife's baby is coming over |
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Nov 26, 2019 19:11
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google THIS posted:wife's baby is coming over Are they a boss baby? This is important. |
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Nov 26, 2019 19:13
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"you know, the sunshine feels so much better when you have a fully fused skull" |
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Nov 26, 2019 21:15
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canyoneer posted:making eye contact while eating grapes without cutting them up first Lmao |
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