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She probably maintains her petite size by dropping those massive logs. It’s basic physics, or whatever.
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this was probably the most dumbass excuse "hey hun there's a cigarette butt in the toilet, were you smoking in there again?" "what? NO. earlier today a guy knocked on the door. he said his toilet wasn't working and needed to use the bathroom. he must have smoked in there" "so....you let a stranger into our house to take a dump and smoke in the bathroom...? you could just tell me you smoked in there I won't get mad." "but ITS TRUE!!" anyway i have no turd stories i've literally never seen one of hers in 7 years
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Nov 26, 2019 18:56
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My wife used to take an iron supplement that would turn her turds dark dark green. like British racing green but darker. She also has one of those digestive systems that run like a Japanese train system, so every morning like clockwork she'd take a dump that would leave a weird dark green smear along the inside of the bowl. I'd get home in the afternoon and try my best to pee the smear away. symbiosis ~namaste~
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Nov 26, 2019 19:04
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If your mate's feces size does not compare or even surpasses your own then you had best  and set them free so they may find their equal
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Nov 26, 2019 19:13
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serious reply OP you have been challenged. now you must show your worth by leaving an even larger turd in the bowl. id suggest a balanced diet of BEEF and vegetable fiber to get a nice healthy log. good luck OP!
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Nov 26, 2019 19:41
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Tom Gorman posted:my gf's turds look like cigarette butts You should punish her
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Nov 26, 2019 19:49
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she got dumps like a truck
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Nov 26, 2019 19:53
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get a bidet
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Nov 26, 2019 19:53
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what diet will produce the mightiest turds?
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Nov 26, 2019 19:54
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Mozi posted:get a bidet
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Nov 26, 2019 19:54
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numberoneposter posted:what diet will produce the mightiest turds? Bulk fiber and blocks of cheddar cheese.
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Nov 26, 2019 19:55
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Op can we at least see a pic of these “wife turds”
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Nov 26, 2019 19:56
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:Op can we at least see a pic of these “wife turds” lol I wonder how they smell lol and was the wife all embarrassed after taking the dump I would really like to smell them!
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Nov 26, 2019 19:58
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How are u posted:my girlfriend poops hugely (she says, I've never looked) but also has a hardcore poop phobia, and thus will use 1/3 to 1/2 of a roll of toilet paper per poo poo session because she is horrified of the idea of a poo spec touching her hand. Wet wipes man, wet wipes
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Nov 26, 2019 20:01
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Chinatown posted:serious reply OP Sprouts. Eat 2 or 3 cups and day with some olive oil and you will show that toilet who's boss.
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Nov 26, 2019 20:01
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How are u posted:my girlfriend poops hugely (she says, I've never looked) but also has a hardcore poop phobia, and thus will use 1/3 to 1/2 of a roll of toilet paper per poo poo session because she is horrified of the idea of a poo spec touching her hand. 
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Nov 26, 2019 20:07
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Eat some PF Changs OP
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Nov 26, 2019 20:20
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OP go to the zoo and buy a turd from a rhino or elephant or something and leave that in the toilet to be found.
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Nov 26, 2019 20:24
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big nipples big life posted:OP go to the zoo and buy a turd from a rhino or elephant or something and leave that in the toilet to be found. 
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Nov 26, 2019 20:26
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How are u posted:my girlfriend poops hugely (she says, I've never looked) but also has a hardcore poop phobia, and thus will use 1/3 to 1/2 of a roll of toilet paper per poo poo session because she is horrified of the idea of a poo spec touching her hand. i read your story, and i thought about your story, and i thought your story was interesting, but i also hated your story.
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Nov 26, 2019 20:27
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numberoneposter posted:what diet will produce the mightiest turds? Those beef snacks from the gas station that have a Slim Jim and a stick of cheese in them. Nothing but those, Double Quarter Pounders, and the cheapest beer you can find.
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Nov 26, 2019 20:41
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Jay_Zombie posted:Those beef snacks from the gas station that have a Slim Jim and a stick of cheese in them. Nothing but those, Double Quarter Pounders, and the cheapest beer you can find. I dunno about the beer, that’s gonna cost you a pretty significant amount of turd cohesion. A mass of diarrhea isn’t impressive, a giant turd is.
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Nov 26, 2019 20:50
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you know what they say op. couples who poo poo together, stay together
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Nov 26, 2019 20:54
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I dunno about the beer, that’s gonna cost you a pretty significant amount of turd cohesion. A mass of diarrhea isn’t impressive, a giant turd is. Trust me, you're gonna need the beer after all those gas station snacks. Gotta get things lubricated or they'll never come out. The Quarter Pounders are for volume. It's all about balance, mah dude.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:07
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Jay_Zombie posted:Trust me, you're gonna need the beer after all those gas station snacks. Gotta get things lubricated or they'll never come out. The Quarter Pounders are for volume. Sauerkraut will get things moving without running the risk of just paintballing the bowl.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:08
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Jay_Zombie posted:Trust me, you're gonna need the beer after all those gas station snacks. Gotta get things lubricated or they'll never come out. The Quarter Pounders are for volume. how about after i eat all the quarter pounders and gas station snacks i wash it down with a couple liters of diet coke
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Nov 26, 2019 21:09
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Kinda rich of the OP to complain about his wife's turd size since she married the biggest one of all.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:10
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Greens, fruit, banana and some oat smoothy Peanut butter and apple for lunch beans and rice for dinner at least 14 inches
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Nov 26, 2019 21:10
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How are u posted:my girlfriend poops hugely (she says, I've never looked) but also has a hardcore poop phobia, and thus will use 1/3 to 1/2 of a roll of toilet paper per poo poo session because she is horrified of the idea of a poo spec touching her hand. Half a roll is loving nuts. I had a weird french roommate back in college and he went through a shocking amount of toilet paper. We couldn't figure out what he was doing with it, but we were afraid to ask
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Nov 26, 2019 21:12
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you should avoid alcohol if you want large log type poops imho
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Nov 26, 2019 21:17
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Wife shits so big she hafta stand up to get offa it
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Nov 26, 2019 21:23
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Sauerkraut will get things moving without running the risk of just paintballing the bowl. But think of the totally rad shootouts you could have. 
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Nov 26, 2019 21:23
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i bet saurkraut, potatoes, and sausages would make for a solid log entry
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Nov 26, 2019 21:25
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numberoneposter posted:im trying to be healthy so im not drinking I'll allow it.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:27
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i found when i was in munich this autumn that a steady diet of fully loaded doner kebaps with lots of cloudy wheat beer really helped me build some solid ziggurats on the dry and shelf-like german toilets almost poop knife territory later dads
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Nov 26, 2019 22:06
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How are u posted:my girlfriend poops hugely (she says, I've never looked) but also has a hardcore poop phobia, and thus will use 1/3 to 1/2 of a roll of toilet paper per poo poo session because she is horrified of the idea of a poo spec touching her hand. Encourage her to flush multiple times during wiping.
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Nov 26, 2019 22:19
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milkingmycow posted:Greens, fruit, banana and some oat smoothy Add some broccoli because you'll need farts to help push that out.
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Nov 26, 2019 22:34
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Chinatown posted:you should avoid alcohol if you want large log type poops imho idk, if i drink a lot in one night i generally have a massive log the next morning. it's the more moderate amounts that give me diarrhea
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How are u posted:my girlfriend poops hugely (she says, I've never looked) but also has a hardcore poop phobia, and thus will use 1/3 to 1/2 of a roll of toilet paper per poo poo session because she is horrified of the idea of a poo spec touching her hand. Bidet attachment, like 30 bucks. It’ll pay for itself in toilet paper in a week.
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