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One thread each day for seven consecutive days. Good or bad, gas or goldmine, just one thread a day for seven days. TAKE THE PLEDGE!!!!
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I'm already on day three and look how much vim and vigor I have!!!
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Nov 26, 2019 21:02
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I don't think I can post a new thread STILL on the awful Android app so I'm sorry but I can't help u on your journey
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Nov 26, 2019 21:05
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I've never started a thread before, and I don't intend to start now.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:05
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Captain Yossarian posted:I don't think I can post a new thread STILL on the awful Android app so I'm sorry but I can't help u on your journey For the love of god, goon. Get ye to a compuper! Jay_Zombie posted:I've never started a thread before, and I don't intend to start now. I prescribe two threads a day for you.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:06
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not sure if i can take the pledge this week; im starting this new thing where i sun tan my rear end in a top hat
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Nov 26, 2019 21:07
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I want to do this but I know in my heart I will never be as great a shitposter as legendary goon Literally A Person so there's no point.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:07
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My advice is when you have an idea for a new thread you should jack off. Afterward you can revisit the idea and think with a clear head on whether the thread is truly new or interesting. Of course Litterally A Person is participating in NoFap.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:08
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:not sure if i can take the pledge this week; im starting this new thing where i sun tan my rear end in a top hat Be careful, anal sunburn is no laughing matter. Dell_Zincht posted:I want to do this but I know in my heart I will never be as great a shitposter as legendary goon Literally A Person so there's no point. I am just a person, nothing more. My works are a culmination of skill and mastery not inborn characteristics. Believe and you will achieve.  Oscar Wild posted:My advice is when you have an idea for a new thread you should jack off. Afterward you can revisit the idea and think with a clear head on whether the thread is truly new or interesting. All of my posting is, in it's own way, masturbatory.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:11
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Literally A Person posted:I prescribe two threads a day for you. You've seen my posting. You do not want this.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:26
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Jay_Zombie posted:You've seen my posting. You do not want this. Oh I know what I want and it's THREADS
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Nov 26, 2019 21:28
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vic vinegar and hugh honey
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Nov 26, 2019 21:30
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numberoneposter posted:vic vinegar and hugh honey There's a thread. That's a thread.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:31
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PYF sheds
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Nov 26, 2019 21:31
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Literally A Person posted:One thread each day for seven consecutive days. Good or bad, gas or goldmine, just one thread a day for seven days. TAKE THE PLEDGE!!!! This is a super good idea actually
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Nov 26, 2019 21:47
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i never post threads so i will decline to take your pledge but you have my full support in your own quest!
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Nov 26, 2019 21:48
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Literally A Person posted:One thread each day for seven consecutive days. Good or bad, gas or goldmine, just one thread a day for seven days. TAKE THE PLEDGE!!!! Ok, I pledge to look at one thread a day. I can not make a thread because you FASCISTS won't let me do it on the awful app.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:49
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ITT you are a GM employee in the 80s working on the Camaro assembly line
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Nov 26, 2019 21:55
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I take this pledge except instead of threads I'm gonna jerk off
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Nov 26, 2019 21:56
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Literally A Person posted:Oh I know what I want and it's THREADS I almost posted a thread the other day, but I held off because I was trying to think of a good opening post, but then another thread appeared that was too similar to what I was thinking, so I didn't.
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Nov 26, 2019 22:00
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I pledge to poo poo post in all these threads. I also pledge to use Lemon Pledge when I clean the kitchen.
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Nov 26, 2019 22:00
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parody thread idea: "In this thread we take the pledge", content is an elaborate scheme to steal Lemon Pledge from the local store
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Nov 26, 2019 22:01
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Mozi posted:parody thread idea: "In this thread we take the pledge", content is an elaborate scheme to steal Lemon Pledge from the local store POST THIS THREAD!
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Nov 26, 2019 22:02
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We are defenders of any poser or professional pretender around
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Nov 26, 2019 22:05
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Solar Tornado posted:We are defenders of any poser or professional pretender around DO IT DO IT DO IT Don't just post thread ideas ITT post the threads!
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Nov 26, 2019 22:07
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Literally A Person posted:POST THIS THREAD! i can't i have my own pledge to never post threads!
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Nov 26, 2019 22:12
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You're all total wieners. WIENERS!
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Nov 26, 2019 22:55
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10 reasons LIBERALS think hot dogs sandwiches are ruining america
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Nov 26, 2019 22:57
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Literally A Person posted:You're all total wieners. WIENERS! It was a valiant effort.
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Nov 26, 2019 22:57
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I don't think I've ever made a thread. I consider myself a shitposting Ronin. Freelancer with no ties to hold me.
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Nov 26, 2019 23:00
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poo poo Your Pants For Charity Challenge Megathread
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Nov 26, 2019 23:02
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Rad-daddio posted:I don't think I've ever made a thread. This is pretty much me as well
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Nov 26, 2019 23:02
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Jay_Zombie posted:It was a valiant effort. me after reading the responses in this thread: 
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Nov 26, 2019 23:10
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Literally A Person posted:me after reading the responses in this thread: You know what?! gently caress it. Imma make a thread right now! Have fun gassing it, you meanies!
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Nov 26, 2019 23:13
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I'm already up to an average of one thread every six years, not sure how much faster I can go 
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Nov 26, 2019 23:13
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Rad-daddio posted:You know what?! gently caress it. Imma make a thread right now! YES YES YES!!!! Captain Hygiene posted:I'm already up to an average of one thread every six years, not sure how much faster I can go Push it to the limit!!!!
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Nov 26, 2019 23:20
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I DID IT!!!1! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904941 Thanks for believing in me when no one else would
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Nov 26, 2019 23:21
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I've started like 4 threads in 14 years, so I think I'll sit this one out. Good luck, those of you who embark upon this journey.
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Nov 26, 2019 23:26
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Rad-daddio posted:I DID IT!!!1! *That song that's all like "MAKE EM' SAY UHHH, NAH NAH NAH NAH" starts playing*
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I have to go grocery shopping now. I'm afraid the goons will devour my delicate baby thread for it's precious calories while I'm out foraging 
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