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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Something about my rural upbringing and these here trucks seems oh-so-right.

post more trucks, or this thread will self destruct!











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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
There's a video out there where some guys replaced the back wheels of a truck with a tiny unicycle. Can't find it but it's blessed.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I like to truck, I like to gently caress, I don't like to wait. :clint:

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Lift kit? I get it.
Low profile tires? I get it.
Lowered suspension? I get it.

What I don't get, is putting a lift kit AND giant wheels with low profile tires on a truck.



On top of that. They spaced the wheels out. I bet that thing doesn't even fit between the lines on the highway.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Take that, polar ice caps!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Jay_Zombie posted:

Lift kit? I get it.
Low profile tires? I get it.
Lowered suspension? I get it.

What I don't get, is putting a lift kit AND giant wheels with low profile tires on a truck.



On top of that. They spaced the wheels out. I bet that thing doesn't even fit between the lines on the highway.

donk truck

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Rad-daddio posted:

donk truck

Tronk?




Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Nov 26, 2019

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

:catstare:

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

#blessed #dogdad #dogcantdrive #wereinenglanditsokay

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

When I moved to Florida I didn't see a single car for months, only trucks.

What's the term for big kitted out trucks that obviously have never seen and never will see any off road activity? It's escaping me for some reason.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Chief McHeath posted:

When I moved to Florida I didn't see a single car for months, only trucks.

What's the term for big kitted out trucks that obviously have never seen and never will see any off road activity? It's escaping me for some reason.

Top selling American vehicle 5 years running?

Smackdillion
Feb 18, 2001

Someone paid :10bux: to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts

Chief McHeath posted:

When I moved to Florida I didn't see a single car for months, only trucks.

What's the term for big kitted out trucks that obviously have never seen and never will see any off road activity? It's escaping me for some reason.

Asphalt queens?

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chief McHeath posted:

When I moved to Florida I didn't see a single car for months, only trucks.

What's the term for big kitted out trucks that obviously have never seen and never will see any off road activity? It's escaping me for some reason.

You;re thinking of the term Pavement Princess.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

imo idiots with big trucks would be a perfect combo with the schad thread.


big truck havers suffering misfortunes, please.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZdQyBpo3s

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Chief McHeath posted:

When I moved to Florida I didn't see a single car for months, only trucks.

What's the term for big kitted out trucks that obviously have never seen and never will see any off road activity? It's escaping me for some reason.

Brodozer

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I will accept all of those answers, but feel that pavement princess is the best.

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


My theory is that the larger and more obnoxious your truck, the smaller your dilz. That's my truck theory, thanks for reading.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The French Army posted:

My theory is that the larger and more obnoxious your truck, the smaller your dilz. That's my truck theory, thanks for reading.

It's not so much a theory than a scientific law.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Literally A Person posted:

It's not so much a theory than a scientific law.

While I've found that this is often the case, I would stipulate that big truck + drive like an rear end/"rolling coal" = tiny dillz.
(And yes, almost all of them drive like assholes.)

I have met some big truck people that are super chill. They just like big trucks for whatever reason.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The French Army posted:

My theory is that the larger and more obnoxious your truck, the smaller your dilz. That's my truck theory, thanks for reading.

I don't even own a truck :smug:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Want a truck for non-work related reasons or without any real necessity in a practical capacity?

My man, just go to therapy instead.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Chief McHeath posted:

I will accept all of those answers, but feel that pavement princess is the best.

Yep.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Big truck energy is having a crew cab dually but living in the burbs and never actually hauling anything, it’s powerful do not misuse it

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

lol

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Do it ironically posted:

Big truck energy is having a crew cab dually but living in the burbs and never actually hauling anything, it’s powerful do not misuse it

California cowboys. Most of them are realtors.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Kool

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Reported

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Word up

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

See, this guy actually needs a truck

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Big Truck Energy is having your buddies over to throw back some Coors and install a lift kit, only to realize the truck wont fit out the garage when you're done.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

JK Fresco posted:

See, this guy actually needs a truck

the real question is why he needs a scooter. you already have a truck?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

JK Fresco posted:

See, this guy actually needs a truck

gently caress, well now I feel bad

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Avynte posted:

Big Truck Energy is having your buddies over to throw back some Coors and install a lift kit, only to realize the truck wont fit out the garage when you're done.

That's when you've got yerself a housetruck

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