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Jay_Zombie posted:While I've found that this is often the case, I would stipulate that big truck + drive like an rear end/"rolling coal" = tiny dillz. The size of your dilz is inversely proportional to the product of your truck size, volume and exhaust multiplied by how poorly you drive. 
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Just bought my first diesel, a 2019 ram 2500. Also my first ram, I've been a ford feller til now 😁 Penis size: 2.35 inches soft, 4.13 inches erect, 4.28 inches freshly jelqed. U mad?
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Trucks tailgate me because of my rainbow pride sticker on the back. An infallible method of producing truck tailgating and angry truck drivers.
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 There she is B)
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Trucks tailgate me because of my rainbow pride sticker on the back. have u considered not going 55 in the fast lane, perhaps less hate crimes would occur
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torturemyballs posted:have u considered not going 55 in the fast lane, perhaps less hate crimes would occur This happens when I'm in the slow lane speeding lmao if you think some homophobe enraged at primary colors cares which lane I'm in.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This happens when I'm in the slow lane speeding lmao if you think some homophobe enraged at primary colors cares which lane I'm in. hey man idc about your stickers, i hope this helps this weird fantasy world you live in (twitter and internet)
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Ok zoomer
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torturemyballs posted:hey man idc about your stickers, i hope this helps this weird fantasy world you live in (twitter and internet) I didn't say you cared nimrod, or do you really think there aren't people who fume at political stickers or completely mundane poo poo like LGBTQ flags on the road of all places, where people are known to do things such as tailgate you while honking their horn because you went faster than them and passed safely.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I didn't say you cared nimrod, or do you really think there aren't people who fume at political stickers or completely mundane poo poo like LGBTQ flags on the road of all places, where people are known to do things such as tailgate you while honking their horn because you went faster than them and passed safely. i do think there are probably ppl like that sure, but to come after my Truck Culture for bigotry? I'll have none of it sir.
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torturemyballs posted:i do think there are probably ppl like that sure, but to come after my Truck Culture for bigotry? I'll have none of it sir. I'm going to infiltrate your Truck Culture using the power of Big Gay to corrupt it.
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Rad-daddio posted:Ok zoomer My mobility is not a joke
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm going to infiltrate your Truck Culture using the power of Big Gay to corrupt it. Very rude 🙁
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*I pull up aggressively behind a little old lady in a 98' Civic and blast my deafening air horn in my hulking raised suspension massive heavy duty tires rainbow paintjob pick up truck with two LGBTQ flag banners attached to the ceiling while coal rolling pink smoke and blasting searing LED headlights into her rear view mirror as my purple rims spin down* "GET OFF THE ROAD U OLD HAG!!"
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm going to infiltrate your Truck Culture using the power of Big Gay to corrupt it. Big Gay Truck Energy..... ...mods?
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*I pull up aggressively behind a little old lady in a 98' Civic and blast my deafening air horn in my hulking raised suspension massive heavy duty tires rainbow paintjob pick up truck with two LGBTQ flag banners attached to the ceiling while coal rolling pink smoke and blasting searing LED headlights into her rear view mirror as my purple rims spin down* Be still my heart
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*I pull up aggressively behind a little old lady in a 98' Civic and blast my deafening air horn in my hulking raised suspension massive heavy duty tires rainbow paintjob pick up truck with two LGBTQ flag banners attached to the ceiling while coal rolling pink smoke and blasting searing LED headlights into her rear view mirror as my purple rims spin down* I want to put a big rear end diesel generator in my Tesla CYBRTRK
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I'd like to believe the text is real but it looks photoshopped alas
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amazing, but outside the spirit of the thread? this is great, looking at this made me happy.
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Chief McHeath posted:When I moved to Florida I didn't see a single car for months, only trucks. air-hauler's my personal favorite.
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:air-hauler's my personal favorite. I hear brodozer and pavement princess also 😇
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Even though I would never buy a truck, I still think trucks are kinda badass. The silverado, ram, and f150 all look good and fun to drive to me. They're just way too much money fully loaded, and I don't need anything close to their utility.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you ever just sit in your truck *lynrd stnyrd plays in background*
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I kinda want these headlights for my car
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Even though I would never buy a truck, I still think trucks are kinda badass. The silverado, ram, and f150 all look good and fun to drive to me. They're just way too much money fully loaded, and I don't need anything close to their utility. Who needs a big truck when your Volkswagen hatchback can tow a trailer? 
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Spotted in the wild; an adolescent truck waits anxiously for its adult wheels to grow in
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Southerners are nothing if not pragmatic retro-fitters:
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Posting in support of the OP dude, didn't even read OP, Wwhat is it Big truck energy What is that I see a big truck I think small dick Biggest truck guy I knew, he had to help me inside (when I was loaded) tiniest dick I ever messed with. Nice guy, Filipino, giving him head dried me up, poor fucker 
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Im buzzed lol Been a while Drank a half pint of vodka Feels great
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Just look up "Carolina squat" trucks and wonder how such a thing ever became acceptable anywhere.
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Spins posted:Im buzzed lol I can tell lol
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Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so loving cool? Huh? You think you're so loving tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z97qLNXeAMQ
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:are truck nutz still a thing I keep hoping to see some, but they just weren't popular in the north east.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:are truck nutz still a thing *looks in driveway* you betcha
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I just wear them over my pants now to make sure people know who’s boss. I am.
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