DUNE but instead of spice it's weed

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magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*Sting standing in his space-briefs holding a very large blunt*

I WILL SMOKE HIM OUT

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Nov 28, 2019 18:31

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 13:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

lo oh noooooo a stone burner lol

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 28, 2019 18:37

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

DR KEYES: You roll your blunts in grape swishers, in the style of the fremen. Who told you to do this?

PAUL ATREIDES (stoned out of his mind): I dunno.... it just seemed right lol

KEYES: (thinking) "he shall know your ways as if born to them"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 3, 2019 01:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"tell me of your home-grown, Usul."
"oh man, sooooooo fuckin' dank."

# ? Dec 3, 2019 02:51

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*Stilgar looking with awe at the massive joint Paul has just rolled*

"Usul has rolled a big one!"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 3, 2019 02:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

i want to make a joke about the project amal/ultraspice and the ixians or whatever but you know what, a joke about an inferior version of a mind expanding naturally occurring substance produced by a good mans lovely son is kind of a of a low hanging fruit

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 3, 2019 03:11

The MUMPSorceress: ^SHTPSTS

high shulud

Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

# ? Dec 3, 2019 04:08

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The MUMPSorceress posted:

high shulud

# ? Dec 3, 2019 04:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The MUMPSorceress posted:

high shulud

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 13:29

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

The MUMPSorceress posted:

high shulud

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:21

nut

never read dune never smoked weed i'm busy planning for pop quizzes come at me mr. ross u loving nerd lol gonna ace this one

# ? Dec 6, 2019 02:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

never read dune never smoked weed i'm busy planning for pop quizzes come at me mr. ross u loving nerd lol gonna ace this one

its like u dont even want to be my pal okay sigh uh a weed is a good fun plant, for fun

a dune is a book about not following a leader, also, knife fights! space drugs! witches!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 02:59

nut

the concept of dune sounds like a great movie script they should get someone of renown to make a good version of it

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"Many men have toked."
"Toked and choked?"
"Toked and died."

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

the concept of dune sounds like a great movie script they should get someone of renown to make a good version of it

help mods i'm being bullied

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:19

nut

dune 2 : more furious

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

dune 2 : more furious

dune 3: resurrection

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:26

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

"They'll call us dealers. But history will call us friends."

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

SardonicTyrant posted:

"They'll call us dealers. But history will call us friends."

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

the millionth idaho ghola smokes weed for the first time

"LETO, I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. every bong rip, every dropped roach, every ediblevapebaghashliveresin

the weed! if FLOWS"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"Father, the sleeper has awakened! And then turned over and fell asleep again! On the couch!"

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:12

The MUMPSorceress: ^SHTPSTS

grabbin that stubby worm with my maker clips to take a journey of discovery

Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:12

The MUMPSorceress: ^SHTPSTS

SardonicTyrant posted:

"They'll call us dealers. But history will call us friends."

Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

The MUMPSorceress posted:

grabbin that stubby worm with my maker clips to take a journey of discovery

he's rolled a big one!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

smoke without rhythm to avoid the burn

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:20

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"Father, the sleeper has awakened! And then turned over and fell asleep again! On the couch!"

lmao

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 04:42

Manifisto

guild navigator [coughing from inside hotbox]: poo poo. okay, it's time

autopilot: time, yes sir. time for what?

navigator: time for me to loving FOLD SPACE

autopilot: that sound intense

navigator: *sblurble* WITH MY loving MIND

autopilot (surreptitously inputting holtzman coordinates): that sounds dangerous. how can you do it safely?

navigator: WITH THE POWER OF WEED I AM A GOD

autopilot (pressing "execute" button): tell me more

navigator: okay, so in order to understand interdimensional travel, you need to know [rambles for three hours about cannabinoid resonance at a quantum level with holtzman fields, punctuated by massive bong rips]

navigator: now, as to safety, it is an inherent property of indica blends that--

[crew member pokes head in door, gives autopilot a covert thumbs up to indicate safe arrival]

autopilot: astonishing sir, you have done it AGAIN! truly miraculous!

navigator: . . . . . . thank you. thank you.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 16:48

Papa Was A Video Toaster

my mouth is a desert planet after i smoke all the good good if you know what i mean. beep beep lettuce

# ? Dec 6, 2019 16:53

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

guild navigator [coughing from inside hotbox]: poo poo. okay, it's time

autopilot: time, yes sir. time for what?

navigator: time for me to loving FOLD SPACE

autopilot: that sound intense

navigator: *sblurble* WITH MY loving MIND

autopilot (surreptitously inputting holtzman coordinates): that sounds dangerous. how can you do it safely?

navigator: WITH THE POWER OF WEED I AM A GOD

autopilot (pressing "execute" button): tell me more

navigator: okay, so in order to understand interdimensional travel, you need to know [rambles for three hours about cannabinoid resonance at a quantum level with holtzman fields, punctuated by massive bong rips]

navigator: now, as to safety, it is an inherent property of indica blends that--

[crew member pokes head in door, gives autopilot a covert thumbs up to indicate safe arrival]

autopilot: astonishing sir, you have done it AGAIN! truly miraculous!

navigator: . . . . . . thank you. thank you.

# ? Dec 6, 2019 17:07

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

guild navigator [coughing from inside hotbox]: poo poo. okay, it's time

autopilot: time, yes sir. time for what?

navigator: time for me to loving FOLD SPACE

autopilot: that sound intense

navigator: *sblurble* WITH MY loving MIND

autopilot (surreptitously inputting holtzman coordinates): that sounds dangerous. how can you do it safely?

navigator: WITH THE POWER OF WEED I AM A GOD

autopilot (pressing "execute" button): tell me more

navigator: okay, so in order to understand interdimensional travel, you need to know [rambles for three hours about cannabinoid resonance at a quantum level with holtzman fields, punctuated by massive bong rips]

navigator: now, as to safety, it is an inherent property of indica blends that--

[crew member pokes head in door, gives autopilot a covert thumbs up to indicate safe arrival]

autopilot: astonishing sir, you have done it AGAIN! truly miraculous!

navigator: . . . . . . thank you. thank you.

# ? Dec 6, 2019 17:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

TVsVeryOwn posted:

beep beep lettuce

this name is a lolling word

(i am using this term i've never heard it i love it so much)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 17:12

Goons Are Gifts

Manifisto posted:

guild navigator [coughing from inside hotbox]: poo poo. okay, it's time

autopilot: time, yes sir. time for what?

navigator: time for me to loving FOLD SPACE

autopilot: that sound intense

navigator: *sblurble* WITH MY loving MIND

autopilot (surreptitously inputting holtzman coordinates): that sounds dangerous. how can you do it safely?

navigator: WITH THE POWER OF WEED I AM A GOD

autopilot (pressing "execute" button): tell me more

navigator: okay, so in order to understand interdimensional travel, you need to know [rambles for three hours about cannabinoid resonance at a quantum level with holtzman fields, punctuated by massive bong rips]

navigator: now, as to safety, it is an inherent property of indica blends that--

[crew member pokes head in door, gives autopilot a covert thumbs up to indicate safe arrival]

autopilot: astonishing sir, you have done it AGAIN! truly miraculous!

navigator: . . . . . . thank you. thank you.