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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

I imagine he probably meant that he sampled 40 pizzas (from different Papa John's locations) to be able to justify saying he had a body of evidence that quality went downhill after he was ousted, OP.



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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
“Eyyyyy it’s a me da m word pizza guy!!!”
-Papa “papa john” John

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Monkey Fracas posted:

talking about The Noid is taboo in pizza chain business meetings; he should know this

terrorists holding hostages at papa johns: "we demand to speak with The papa john"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Why does he always look like he just finished shooting a porno?

"eeexxxxttttrrrraaaaa SSSSAAAUUUUSSSAAAAAGGGGEEEEE"

*pizza guy screams in bloodcurdling pain as papa john bites his dick off through the box*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fartbox posted:

I tried an American pizza place once, I think it was a dominos? (why the gently caress is it called dominos??)

Anyway, it wasn't great. Cost way too much (20 dollars? gently caress you) and was mostly just bread. Way too thick and way too much bread. In conclusion, I deem America really poo poo at pizzas

where you from bitch

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fried Watermelon posted:

I'm the guy who had a mental breakdown after the ad campaign of avoid the noid because my name is Noid

Ann Noid: "I wish to speak with your manager"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zzulu posted:

We are innovative and brave here in Sweden

We are not afraid to test the limits of Pizza

To boldly go where no man has gone before

"we swedes are ready to push the boundaries of both green living as well as pizza flavors"

*puts white guy spicy peppers on it*

not gonna lie though I love loving Ikea Julbord and I missed the last two years and I aim not to this year

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ein volk

ein reich

ein pizza

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/super-hornio-brothers/2/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og8Zatva4yY

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grape posted:

I don't know who is dumber.

The Euros thinking chain pizza is what people mean when they talk about good American pizza.

Or the Americans actually stanning for any of those chains.

Honestly going with the latter.

it's u actually

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Toxic Mental posted:

I remember like ten years ago some goon was explaining his job at Papa John’s. He said first they get out the massive vacuum-packed frozen crust discs and put it in the pan. Then they take a scoop of the bucket of red sauce and dump it on the frozen disc. Then, another vacuum sealed stack, this time cheese discs, get frisbee’d onto the top of the previous two. Then they put it through the giant industrial cooking conveyor and your delicious pizza is ready!!!

Like at least Little Caesars/Dominos has fresh dough, and makes/constructs the pizzas there

EAT FRESH

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
JF Sebastian is the cuck in every pizza-guy-fucks-my-girl porno

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lovely Wizard posted:




Gotta optimize your pizza ordering skills. If you choose the extravaganzza specialty pizza you can edit it into a 10 topping goon pizza of your choosing for $8 per medium pie.

why'd you vote for trump

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
And blood-sauce nothingness began to spin... A system of cheese interlinked within cheese interlinked within cheese interlinked within one pie... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall yellow fruit played.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little pizza box? Cheese

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
This is the Mein Kampf test. It will be used to determine if you are a raciscant. You will be asked not to say the n word

“Have you ever retired a southerner by accident?”

Probably

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Drunk Nerds posted:

Please give examples so I can go buy them, thanks

aren't you still working through the stacks of pizza your stalker sent you

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
gently caress is Detroit style

Full of asbestos and motor oil sauce from failed cars

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Pizza is actually pretty good at making money on its own. As is most Italian food in general. Most stuff like Pizza, and Spaghetti have very low product cost and very high profit margins. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy is able to drive a Ferrari just off his pizza profits, if he is in a good location, or owns multiple franchises. Conclusion, if your are getting into the restaurant game low end Italian food is the way to go.

Pizzaprofits.com

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Homer in the rafters: “Papa Johns garlic butter is his sweat!”

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Matlack Radio posted:

Ever had Diorios?

Doritos on a pizza wtf

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/cedarfallswater/status/1202822992624898049?s=21

Must have got tired of the grease stained bedsheets

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's divorce
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's divorce

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Chomp8645 posted:

I'm not saying she's responsible for him, I'm saying she's a collaborator.

I will always root for Hitler for killing hitler

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mojo1701a posted:



Now I know how Elvis would have looked if he had been killed by pizza instead of deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Papa john will die on the port a John

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mega64 posted:

I hope she gets the house. I want to see where a disgraced Papa John has to sleep after being kicked out by Mama John.

tbf he's rich enough to sleep in an actual race car

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PJ: "yeah Joe it's good being a free agent lemme tell ya. I keep getting older and these girls stay the same1"

Joe Rogan: "Wow. Hey Jamie pull up the video of the guy jizzing on a pizza and delivering it to a frat house"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a friendly person posted:

This entire episode feels vaguely reminiscent of smashmouth eggs

it's all going to end in Guy Fieri

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the Mamas and the Papas are splitting up

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

well, thanks everyone. thanks for pointing out to me how succulent, tender, juicy, and delicious papa john must be. I already had a tremendous amount of problems. and now I'm a very specific cannibal and I cannot rest until I eat the grease golem. I will nibble on pepperoncis while this happens.

Papa John last known photo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Biplane posted:

In early 2012 I was living in Orlando and I ordered a pizza from papa johns while high as balls, and the delivery guy who looked like a young chris farley ended up just giving me the pizza when I realised i had no money.

young chris farely was throw into a pizza oven by papa john himself

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Untrustable posted:

My boss always tells the story about the time Colonel Sanders visited the Arkansas KFC he worked at. He said the Colonel showed up with two dudes in suits and paced the restaurant, observing the patrons and food before yelling, "Don't eat this poo poo! Throw it away!" He then gave the manager a grocery list and when the manager came back with everything on the list the Colonel cooked everyone in the restaurant what he called, "food fit for eatin'". Then he just left. Colonel Sanders was apparently a super cool guy.

Oh to be given a home cooked meal by the big chain masters themselves

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*mama Subway comes in with a bag of groceries*

“Now you really gonna eat fresh”

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I had to look that word up

Which flood

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pyrus Malus posted:

I lived near Denver for a while and Papa Johns would have sick pizza deals any time the Broncos won. Anyway, I gave it a few tries but the pizza was always fuckin wet?? like full on soaked???

Papa John gave you a pound of flesh what more could you ask of a man

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Papa’s pie house

Apa’s Ie ouse

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Is this pizza bat man origins idgi

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shinjobi posted:

Come with me, and you'll see

It's a pie, a pure abomination!

Take a bite, you wont like

Their creation~!

Agustus Glouten: *falls into sauce river*

edit: actually the garlic butter probably makes more sense

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Dec 15, 2019

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Do it ironically posted:

Why doesn’t he just open another pizza chain or even like a hobby pizza shop he’s rich as gently caress idgi

The hobby lobby of pizza

He will open the jar of Nebuchadnezzar and use it’s contents as toppings

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