Jay_Zombie posted:

I lol'ed at that thought of that dude carving the turkey while never breaking eye contact with you.

Literally A Person posted:

She's uh...delicate. Her fragility makes this impractical as I would rather eat some lovely black bean chocolate brownie than watch a 30 year old woman sulk for four hours.

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

someone post that story about the guy having his entire family over to reveal his fetish or fursona, i cant remember what it was

Rad-daddio posted:

It was way worse. He'd find a way to slyly take the turkey out of the oven and begin carving it like he was the one who'd just spent hours prepping and cooking. He did this for years.

Now, he and his methed out wife live in a trailer up in some remote part of Idaho. He keeps lying to everyone about living in some fancy rental that his company is paying for but:

1. he posts on facebook all the time about living in a trailer
2. he doesn't have a job, and lives off of some meager structured settlement that barely covers his truck payment.

I don't care what he does with his life, but his lying is so bad that it's insulting that he thinks we're being fooled by him.

Synthetic Dreams posted:

Change of plans. Abduct her during her daily life, and then go turn her into some savory meat pies. Everyone loves meat pies.

Icochet posted:

*has a really vague idea about thanksgiving traditions*

*shows up in a racist native american costume, feather headdress and all*

Mazel tov!

Jay_Zombie posted:

Millenial son "Ok, Boomer"'s Gen X father.
Boomer Grandfather laughs.

shut up blegum posted:

I have no idea what this is about, but I want to know now. I think.

Mozi posted:

just to clarify - 'anal vore' refers to fetishizing being eaten by a giant butt?

Jay_Zombie posted:

See... Thanksgiving is a day where we all get together and eat turkey with people that we've been avoiding all year, to remind ourselves of why we've been avoiding them all year.

Icochet posted:

Ah ok. We also have something like that. It's called "christmas" and it's hosed up

Luckyellow posted:

Eh, I'm not really that into football at all.

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me.

So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here.

Let me elaborate.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.

I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).

Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up

The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Mozi posted:

just to clarify - 'anal vore' refers to fetishizing being eaten by a giant butt?

Autistic Edgy Guy posted: