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NYC Parade guy just saw a group of Hawaiians with an "Aloha" sign and greeted them with "Hola"
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I've printed out MORE than enough copies for everyone. No need to be greedy, Steven. Yes, we're ALL extremely grateful for just how large those pigs balls are. Please. Let's just take a few moments to reflect
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Nov 28, 2019 15:19
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"What the gently caress is this poo poo?" "Dad, it's a musical piece from-" "Bunch of *insert gay slurs* where are the floats?" "They're coming dad. They're coming." (tidal wave of complaints and slurs and horrible things) "Happy thanksgiving to you too, dad"
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Nov 28, 2019 15:21
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I just can't understand why the grocery store is closed today. Buncha of lazy kids.
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Nov 28, 2019 15:25
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Aunt Karen unironically suggested we go around the table and say what we're thankful for and cousin Rick's new girlfriend is crying a lot before it even gets to her
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Nov 28, 2019 16:03
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gently caress YOU SERVICE WORKER I WANT MY STARBUCKS AND I DON"T CARE HOW MANY MANAGERS I HAVE TO TALK TO TO GET IT. 
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Nov 28, 2019 16:28
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Literally A Person posted:gently caress YOU SERVICE WORKER I WANT MY STARBUCKS AND I DON"T CARE HOW MANY MANAGERS I HAVE TO TALK TO TO GET IT. Aunt Karen why are you yelling into an empty, closed store?
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Nov 28, 2019 16:37
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Aunt Karen why are you yelling into an empty, closed store? BECAUSE AFTER YOUR UNCLE KILLED HIMSELF 3 YEARS AGO AND ALL OF MY CHILDREN ESTRANGED THEMSELVES FROM ME I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO YELL AT WHILE I'M AT HOME!
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Nov 28, 2019 16:39
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Literally A Person posted:BECAUSE AFTER YOUR UNCLE KILLED HIMSELF 3 YEARS AGO AND ALL OF MY CHILDREN ESTRANGED THEMSELVES FROM ME I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO YELL AT WHILE I'M AT HOME! After dealing with you for 10 minutes today Aunt Karen I don't blame him at all.
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Nov 28, 2019 16:46
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"I just think it's funny how--"
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Nov 28, 2019 17:09
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:It took 5 years to convince mom to let dad come back for Thanksgiving and he brings his loving real doll. That only gets bad when he makes you refer to the doll as mom.
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Nov 28, 2019 17:10
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This is the only Thanksgiving thread I see so I'm thankful for you, goons You made my life better a couple years ago and its still improving from that start.  (A lil awkward I figure)^
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Nov 28, 2019 17:21
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Explains to family that they’re trying this open marriage thing and that’s why wife’s boyfriend is here
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Nov 28, 2019 17:46
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Nov 28, 2019 18:00
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FaceTime call with fam turns awkward when I accidentally drop my iPad and it’s revealed that I’m naked from the waist down.
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Nov 28, 2019 18:06
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Asks cousin how his bitcoin investments are going
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Nov 28, 2019 18:12
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My cousin got visibly angry when my uncle and I started making fun of Elon Musk and the dumb Tesla truck.
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Nov 28, 2019 18:22
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My cousin brought a bag of different dice?
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Nov 28, 2019 18:26
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I like that it's starting to get to the time of day in some places where some of these could not only be true but also be current. It's fun trying to figure out which ones are which. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 28, 2019 |
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Nov 28, 2019 19:30
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"Shouldn't we say a prayer? Say a prayer. Say it. Now." ...  "IM NOT READY TO GO! IM NOT READY TO GO! THEY'RE GONNA loving KILL ME IN THERE! I DON'T WANNA GO! "... "When are you getting a REAL job? There's this great one three states away, why aren't you gonna get it huh?" ^ real exchange that just happened as I focused on consuming more turkey and really good homemade biscuits
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Nov 28, 2019 19:36
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Nov 28, 2019 19:37
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Traxis posted:My cousin got visibly angry when my uncle and I started making fun of Elon Musk and the dumb Tesla truck. I hope this one is true lol.
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Nov 28, 2019 19:45
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Traxis posted:My cousin got visibly angry when my uncle and I started making fun of Elon Musk and the dumb Tesla truck. I love this.
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Nov 28, 2019 19:46
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Both my parents and my mother in law did some boomer Facebook quizzes together a little while ago, helping each other remember the names of stupid toys from the 50s it was kind of cute.
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Nov 28, 2019 19:57
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“Now look, Ethel, I’m not racist, but...”
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Nov 28, 2019 19:58
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Traxis posted:My cousin got visibly angry when my uncle and I started making fun of Elon Musk and the dumb Tesla truck. The same cousin just referred to football as 'hand egg'
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Nov 28, 2019 20:06
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Traxis posted:The same cousin just referred to football as 'hand egg' 
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Nov 28, 2019 20:09
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there was a snowstorm and all the flights got canceled so you never went. they're probably talking about you right now
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Nov 28, 2019 20:11
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I open up a bag of potato chips tear the lid off a can of green beans with a screwdriver peel back the plastic seal on 1/4lb of oscar meyer sliced turkey breast I look around the darkened overpass a dog growls as i briefly make eye contact "i'm thankful for food stamps, i guess. and heroin."
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Nov 28, 2019 20:27
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"You know your aunt? She worked for the state of Kentucky for the criminally insane. Had a guard at each of her sides." ... "...and this one patient somehow cut his own penis off with a razorblade and flushed it down the toilet..."
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Nov 28, 2019 20:31
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Traxis posted:My cousin got visibly angry when my uncle and I started making fun of Elon Musk and the dumb Tesla truck. Haha thats some good schade and your uncle sounds fun. dead prez posted:there was a snowstorm and all the flights got canceled so you never went. they're probably talking about you right now Really missing out on your cousin coming out about his anal vore fetish right about now.
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Nov 28, 2019 20:39
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Icochet posted:*doesn't live in a country that celebrates thanksgiving* Hell, I don't know if I've ever had turkey.
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Nov 28, 2019 21:02
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Sentinel posted:Really missing out on your cousin coming out about his anal vore fetish right about now. if only it was just that
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Nov 28, 2019 21:59
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Father in law just started pulling up fox news videos in the living room... This is real and is happening rn  They have been staying in my apartment for two weeks.
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Nov 28, 2019 22:01
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Nov 28, 2019 22:05
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Thesaurus posted:Father in law just started pulling up fox news videos in the living room... You should keep an open mind and go watch them with him.
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Nov 28, 2019 22:11
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i spin the propeller on my beanie and slowly lift off my chair. i hook my feet under my MAGA uncle's armpits and fly him to a nearby bog where i deposit him, never to disturb our dinners again
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Nov 28, 2019 22:12
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I said the Lions should pick up Kaepernick and things got real weird.
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Nov 28, 2019 22:42
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Tokelau All Star posted:I said the Lions should pick up Kaepernick and things got real weird. Kaepernick stunk his last year in the league and now he's been out for several years. I would have just called you a dumbass that doesn't watch football.
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