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Grandpa goes into horrifying detail about how he killed a man with his bare hands in the war. Aunts get into bickering match over who's son is the biggest gently caress up, in front of said son's and their families. Mom is drunk in the kitchen. Dad subtly hints at his racism towards an ethnic group. Literally A Person stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes. Your second cousin is looking fit as hell. Post ways Thanksgiving Dinner can get real awkward real fast.
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No dad. PAN-sexual. PAN.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:21
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Thanks for letting my wear my fursuit to dinner mom.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:22
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Yeah, it's great. Here grab your phone. Ok. Now type in S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G-A-W-F.... yeah that's the one.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:24
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Hands mom your phone to take a picture. Phone background is sexy-xenomorph.jpg.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:28
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*wife drops a gigantic paint can shaped deuce that clogs the only toilet*
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Nov 27, 2019 16:46
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Hey, have you guys heard about Crossfit??
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Nov 27, 2019 16:46
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Literally A Person posted:OH MY GOD. PIE. 
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Nov 27, 2019 16:47
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Not sure if dog poo poo under table or grandma poo poo herself.... or both.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:55
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Rad-daddio posted:Back when my brother in law was on speaking terms with the family, he'd come over for Thanksgiving and insist on carving the turkey every year. I found out later that he was doing it mainly to try to emasculate me in some way, but I just thought he was being helpful and giving me one less thing to do I lol'ed at that thought of that dude carving the turkey while never breaking eye contact with you.
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Nov 27, 2019 17:00
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Can't remember which brownies are the edibles and which aren't. Hilarity ensues.
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Nov 27, 2019 17:10
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Rad-daddio posted:It was way worse. He'd find a way to slyly take the turkey out of the oven and begin carving it like he was the one who'd just spent hours prepping and cooking. He did this for years. Lol, dayum, that's pathetic.
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Nov 27, 2019 17:16
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Icochet posted:*has a really vague idea about thanksgiving traditions* See... Thanksgiving is a day where we all get together and eat turkey with people that we've been avoiding all year, to remind ourselves of why we've been avoiding them all year.
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Nov 27, 2019 17:22
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Millenial son "Ok, Boomer"'s Gen X father. Boomer Grandfather laughs.
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Nov 27, 2019 17:44
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Icochet posted:Ah ok. We also have something like that. It's called "christmas" and it's hosed up Thanksgiving is just pre-gaming Christmas for us. First we remember why we avoid them. Then we buy them presents so we don't feel bad about going back to avoiding them for 10 months again.
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Nov 27, 2019 18:57
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Friends and family members decide to "fix" your problems by bombarding you with "Why don't you..." and "Have you tried..." suggestions, like you're a moron who hasn't already run the gamut of options to resolve your situation.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:47
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Luckyellow posted:Eh, I'm not really that into football at all. You know what I'm really into? My Little Ponies!
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Nov 27, 2019 23:57
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*explains to yet another family member for the umpteenth time why my estranged spouse isn't here*
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Nov 28, 2019 14:13
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I like that it's starting to get to the time of day in some places where some of these could not only be true but also be current. It's fun trying to figure out which ones are which. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 28, 2019 |
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Nov 28, 2019 19:30
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I really hope this turns into a live posting thread.
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Nov 28, 2019 19:37
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The Management posted:Walks in the door, realizes left phone in the Uber and will have to talk to people Proceed to drink copiously. Family only wants to talk about football. Nothing else. Every conversation turns to football within 5 minutes. Get alcohol poisoning. Die. Family blames you for ruining Thanksgiving. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 28, 2019 |
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Nov 28, 2019 22:57
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Fluffy Bumps posted:That's a good family. Not if you dont like football very much.
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Nov 28, 2019 23:02
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Fluffy Bumps posted:You're no son of mine. You sound just like my father.
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Nov 28, 2019 23:09
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NOM gonna get stabbed with a bishop. Just you watch.
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*proceeds to use dinner as an opportunity to sell timeshares* *sims lights* *starts PowerPoint presentation*
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