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I can't resist those starchy mash potatoes, sitting there, looking at me with those sultry eyes. Thanksgiving used to be fun when my great uncle was still alive. Me and my brother used to get him so stoned he'd eat four plates of dinner and sit silently for the rest of the evening staring at the table. Good times.
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Explains my D&D campaign to G-ma.
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Nov 27, 2019 16:39
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OH MY GOD. PIE. My sister in law is like the Pol Pot of desserts. She always brings loving dessert to thanksgiving and it's always some strange veggie poo poo and GOD drat IT I just want a loving plain apple pie 
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Nov 27, 2019 16:41
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Synthetic Dreams posted:Ok, so buy enough pies to feed your family, alright? When your sister arrives, help her by throwing her desserts in the trash where they belong. Smile big at her! Invite her to have some apple pie with you. Assert your dominance. She's uh...delicate. Her fragility makes this impractical as I would rather eat some lovely black bean chocolate brownie than watch a 30 year old woman sulk for four hours.
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Nov 27, 2019 17:02
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Synthetic Dreams posted:Change of plans. Abduct her during her daily life, and then go turn her into some savory meat pies. Everyone loves meat pies. 
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Nov 27, 2019 17:19
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Imagine asking an artist to draw you a picture of your Gran eating you with her butt.
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Nov 27, 2019 18:30
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gently caress YOU SERVICE WORKER I WANT MY STARBUCKS AND I DON"T CARE HOW MANY MANAGERS I HAVE TO TALK TO TO GET IT.
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Nov 28, 2019 16:28
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Aunt Karen why are you yelling into an empty, closed store? BECAUSE AFTER YOUR UNCLE KILLED HIMSELF 3 YEARS AGO AND ALL OF MY CHILDREN ESTRANGED THEMSELVES FROM ME I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO YELL AT WHILE I'M AT HOME!
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Traxis posted:The same cousin just referred to football as 'hand egg' 
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This thread is turning out pretty good.
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