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hey, cool how you parlayed your experience as a graduate student at Oxford into a lucartive career in the visual arts. that's really nice, i can see the influence your internship at the Bodlean had on your work, three years ago you visited me in a dream and touched my cheek. i've been really into gardening lately. well it's not gardening, its permaculture and basically you don't mow your lawn so much it becomes an ecosystem. there's coyotes living in what used to be a flower bed. remember how i was dead set against getting married and having kids? guess whoat i've been upto in the decade since you left me for a fatter British version of myslef. |
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Nov 28, 2019 08:37
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son youve got so much to live for
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Nov 28, 2019 09:04
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Nov 28, 2019 10:06
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do it OP |
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Nov 28, 2019 12:09
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who u gonna send her to
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Nov 28, 2019 12:45
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im going to do it; im going to unblock my ex
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Nov 28, 2019 13:13
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assuming that this is addressed to your former driving instructor, this seems like an overshare |
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Nov 28, 2019 13:35
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I'm p. much a v. mature adult now. Not like I was when we were dating, back then I was just a little boy with confused feelings. Today I sit in my chair before you as a man with over 200 instances running on my runescape bot farm and pulling in about 0.08 btc a week. That's bitcoin, by the way. Remember that currency you told me was gay and I was wasting all our money investing in it? Well I took that to heart and decided to cut out the middle man to just make the money myself instead. My life has been pretty much a shounen redption arc since we broke up haha. But like how are you doing? Maybe you'd want to like meet for coffee or something;)?? In case you don't recognize this email btw... I'm Chad Myers
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Nov 28, 2019 14:13
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Heather Papps posted:im going to do it; im going to unblock my ex did this the other day and texted her to see if she was doin ok she has me blocked
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:hey, cool how you parlayed your experience as a graduate student at Oxford into a lucartive career in the visual arts. that's really nice, i can see the influence your internship at the Bodlean had on your work, three years ago you visited me in a dream and touched my cheek. Is her husband a video game lore YouTuber? |
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Nov 29, 2019 01:43
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Texter Right Eye Blind Seriously, I have lazy eye in my right eye. I wish you would step back From that text my friend Chill in the ecosystem That you've been living in If you don't text your ex again I would understand I would understand You sound a bit too insane Your fatter British self a secret pain You know you don't belong You're the first to fight You're like a coyote You're a weed wolf here on BYOB I know something's wrong Well everyone I know has got a reason To say, "put the text away" I wish you would step back From that text my friend Chill in the ecosystem That you've been living in If you don't text your ex again I would understand I would understand Well it's waiting to be sent And you think you know what you meant Why the text is sitting there But there's a reason why you left them, They've been dismissed I never thought it would come to this And I, I want you to know Everyone's got to face down the demons Maybe today You could put the phone away I wish you would step back From that text my friend Chill in the ecosystem That you've been living in If you don't text your ex again I would understand I would understand Understand Can you put the past away I wish you would step back From that text my friend (I would understand) I wish you would step back From that text my friend (I would understand) I wish you would step back From that text my friend And I would understand (I wish you would step back From that ledge my friend) I would understand (I wish you would step back From that ledge my friend) And I would understand -PSP https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 29, 2019 01:52
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text MY ex, op
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Nov 29, 2019 02:06
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El Spider posted:I'm p. much a v. mature adult now. Not like I was when we were dating, back then I was just a little boy with confused feelings. Today I sit in my chair before you as a man with over 200 instances running on my runescape bot farm and pulling in about 0.08 btc a week. That's bitcoin, by the way. Remember that currency you told me was gay and I was wasting all our money investing in it? Well I took that to heart and decided to cut out the middle man to just make the money myself instead. My life has been pretty much a shounen redption arc since we broke up haha. But like how are you doing? Maybe you'd want to like meet for coffee or something;)?? In case you don't recognize this email btw... I'm Chad Myers chad..... thank's GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:text MY ex, op DM me their number. this is an open offer, if anyone wants me to text kitten or baby pictures to a stranger i'll do it Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP dont My Asian Grandma posted:son youve got so much to live for thank you, thank you. you're. . . you're right. i, something. . . something came over me. . . . . . I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW SweetWillyRollbar posted:You should probably also mention how ripped you are and your impressive Pokemon Go collection. neither my ho-oh nor my moltres is even over 2,000CP i'm a fukkin joke can't raid poo poo -_- that's why she left me for some hobbit rear end lookin red team chad Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Texter l m a ohmygod no lie this was my first favorite song, in 4th grade. i was a sad child. Siljmonster posted:Is her husband a video game lore YouTuber? i-. . . she's married? oh. crimes |
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El Spider posted:I'm p. much a v. mature adult now. Not like I was when we were dating, back then I was just a little boy with confused feelings. Today I sit in my chair before you as a man with over 200 instances running on my runescape bot farm and pulling in about 0.08 btc a week. That's bitcoin, by the way. Remember that currency you told me was gay and I was wasting all our money investing in it? Well I took that to heart and decided to cut out the middle man to just make the money myself instead. My life has been pretty much a shounen redption arc since we broke up haha. But like how are you doing? Maybe you'd want to like meet for coffee or something;)?? In case you don't recognize this email btw... I'm Chad Myers ---------------- |
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Nov 29, 2019 21:12
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yeah i got a new job, nothing biggie just a night shift cleaner gig. . . . (i lower my opera glasses) at the metropolitain theater. heh. crimes |
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Nov 30, 2019 21:05
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i mean yeah, i can grow a beard now. nbd.
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as long as you don't make a powerpoint presentation trying to get back together with them (referencing past inside jokes, a new song that came out from an artist you both loved, and a myriad of other dumbness) you should be good source: my mistakes |
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TheShrike posted:as long as you don't make a powerpoint presentation trying to get back together with them (referencing past inside jokes, a new song that came out from an artist you both loved, and a myriad of other dumbness) Should have been a listicle. |
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Dec 1, 2019 07:49
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Everything I Did Wrong, In Exhaustive Detail: A TEDx Talk.
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Dec 1, 2019 08:26
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I married the first girl I dated. Say what you will and I will say this back: I have no exes. |
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Dec 1, 2019 20:18
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just lmao if you're dating instead of having your marriages arranged to mutually benefit your families' social standing, secure political alliances, and to inherit lands and titles. |
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Dec 1, 2019 20:29
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my ex emailed me last night and i'm blaming this thread |
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Dec 1, 2019 22:09
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canyoneer posted:just lmao if you're dating instead of having your marriages arranged to mutually benefit your families' social standing, secure political alliances, and to inherit lands and titles. |
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Dec 1, 2019 22:13
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google THIS posted:I married the first girl I dated. Say what you will and I will say this back: I have no exes. so you have a wife and a girlfriend thats hosed up man
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FreshCutFries posted:my ex emailed me last night and i'm blaming this thread post it post it post it post it crimes |
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im serious about texting your exes. gimmie them digits. nothing freaky, nothing weird, nothing scary or off-putting. just well intentioned strangeness and kitten pictures.
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FreshCutFries posted:my ex emailed me last night and i'm blaming this thread tis the season, to text your ex. i'm gonna try the powerpoint guy's idea but with better clipart and transitions so it actually works
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Heather Papps posted:so you have a wife and a girlfriend thats hosed up man I ran it by my wife's boyfriend and he thinks it's perfectly normal. |
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Dec 2, 2019 02:25
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wife is sobbing because her boyfriend emailed his ex, who GOT A HUGE BOOTY
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SHE WROTE BACK! "Phiz, I have to say I'm fairly surprised to hear all of that. I definitely had you pegged as a sissy cuck bitch who existed only to drain hard cocks of their precious fluids, click HERE to see my newest hypno video with further instructions. Love, YOUR FRIEND. xxx.exe (32MB)" crimes |
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Dec 2, 2019 16:45
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aww, she still cares <3
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:im serious about texting your exes. gimmie them digits. nothing freaky, nothing weird, nothing scary or off-putting. just well intentioned strangeness and kitten pictures. I would deffo ask you to do this except my ex works for the Department Homeland Security and it could go really bad for you. Just like our relationship did. |
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The X-man cometh posted:I would deffo ask you to do this except my ex works for the Department Homeland Security and it could go really bad for you. Just like our relationship did.  \ 
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The X-man cometh posted:I would deffo ask you to do this except my ex works for the Department Homeland Security and it could go really bad for you. Just like our relationship did. i've got hella family working in the Machine but i appreciate your discretion crimes |
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Dec 2, 2019 19:26
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she said she'd take me back if i, on camera, "gargle an entire gallon of hot old man piss." how much piss can a stomach hold? and how fast can it be processed once drunken? there are stipulations.
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Dec 2, 2019 21:06
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i emailed my ex to timbuktu
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:she said she'd take me back if i, on camera, "gargle an entire gallon of hot old man piss." how much piss can a stomach hold? and how fast can it be processed once drunken? there are stipulations. old men have the cleanest piss because theyve had the longest to learn how to have good hygiene
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Edminster posted:aww, she still cares <3
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